Thanks for the food.
I taught the two from the other world so more of my eating habits. After eating dinner, it was teati. When I asked what they wanted to drink, I was surprised when they answered Cola.
At first, I had mistaken cola for a dicinal beverage, but I think Im coming to enjoy the flavor.
Seems like Ria has fallen into colas trap. Deet drank her cola and smirked.
Right? And so of the cola that Thor lets us drink are particularly tasty! Hehehe.
Ugh. DeetShe isnt trying to tell Ria about the ti I gave cola to her mouth to mouth right? I shouldnt feel guilty about that right? I did it to rescue her after all. I just made her drink it like that to get rid of the poison. Deet grabbed my hands from an angle that Ria couldnt see. The elf had a sly smirk. Well that kind of stuff happens, but anyways this was an amazing space to be in. Just relaxing here on the tatami floor with two beautiful girls wearing bloors and schoolgirl swimsuits, drinking cola. And it was at that mont, a man ca and ruined this splendid personal ti of mine.
Ding-dong. The doorbell rang.
What is this sound? Its scary.
Ria was frightened of electrical noises. But its not sothing youd hear in the middle ages, so it was obvious. Who would co at now of all tis?
Mr. Suzuki? Youre ho, right? Im here for the NNK contract!
I stared at them with the puzzled looks on their faces. Looks like the NNK person ca for the television contract. It doesnt matter though; I dont even watch TV. I play gas on my computer and my phone cant even get channels on it. I dont need to be afraid of the NNK.
W-What did he an by Contract?
But Ria was afraid. Why wouldnt she be? So unexplainable noise rings through the room, shes in the middle of a Great Sages house in the depths of a dungeon, and so weird unexplainable guy starts babbling about a contract.
It might be a dark wizard. You two, get to the other room now. Ill deal with this.
If the NNK guy sees the weird golden-haired bloor knight and the elf schoolgirl swimsuit fetish stuff going on in here, hes going to think Im a freak. I cant let him see this. Or maybe hell look at and think were so kind of strange comrades. Either way this is awful, it could even beco newsworthy.
A-Are you okay by yourself?
Its alright. Im a Great Sage.
As I got closer to the front door, it opened on its own. Beyond the front door wasnt a stuffy, moldy slling dungeon, it was the exhaust gas sll of Japan.
Hello! My na is Enami from NNK. It seems as if youve recently moved in here, Mr. Suzuki! I need you to sign this contract!
Dont just open soones door!
I had forgotten to lock the door. I may have gotten used to the dungeon, but that doesnt an its not dangerous. But more than that, why the hell does the NNK know as soon as I move to a new place? I dont even have a television.
I dont own a television.
Huh? Really? No television?
These days, just having the internet is good enough.
But isnt your phone able to connect to the channels and watch them?
Not with this type of phone.
I smirked and smiled but the NNK man did not relent.
You live in such a nice location, but youre saying you dont even have a television?
Im telling you I dont have one.
Well, how about just a little peek
This Enami guy is trying to force his way into my apartnt through the half open door.
Wait a sec, wait a second!
If you dont have a television there shouldnt be any problem. Just a small peek, if you would just let confirm.
N-No way! You cant just barge into soones house like that!
Inside the room was a bloor knight and a school swimsuit wearing elf. Theres no way I can show him that. If things take a turn for the worse this could get reported on NNK. But this guy was like a sumo wrestler and crazy strong. If it keeps up, this guy will get inside my apartnt. He made it completely inside and the door closed. At that mont, a golden-haired bloor wearing character ca and forcefully pushed Enami. Enami was completely pushed away into the door, which forced open, and he fell onto the pitch-black dungeon floor.
Are you alright? Youre not dead right?
Ria had been leveling up her human bullet job class with her relentless attacks and legendary sumo techniques that surpassed even the strongest sumo legends.
Hes a dark wizard so sothing like this is no problem, right?
Its probably fine. It works for . Good luck NNK guy. However, it was just like Ria said.
Mr. Suzuki! Im upset! You actually have a television dont you! You really need to sign thiswait what is this place?!
Thats about the reaction I was expecting. Its a dungeon after all. Moreover, Enami was pretty tough. But he might be seriously injured now.
To go as far as this trick just because you dont want to sign a contract, but you kind of overdid it! KYAAAAAA!
Before he realized it Deet was standing next to him.
This is my stun shock.
I knew from the na of the spell. It was a spell that was like a stun gun. For the ti being, I took the motionless Enami inside the room. The door was pretty bent now and wouldnt close unless I forced it. I should never try to make Ria angry.
Does this spell do lasting damage on the body?
Hes fine. But it will tingle for a while.
After hearing that, I opened the window from the Japanese style room and carried out Enami. I brought him down near the street and made sure he wasnt in a position to be hit by a car.
S-So heavy
I sat him near a garbage can and stacked a bunch of empty beer bottles on him to make it seem like he was just a normal drunk.
N-Next ti, I really will make you let confirm whether or not you have a television in your room!
This guy is unbelievable. Rather than seeing a golden-haired girl in bloors and an elf in a schoolgirls swimsuit, he was more focused on the fact of having a TV or not.
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Now then, if youll please let have a look.
A few days later Enami ca back. No matter what I do this guy wants to sign his contract. This ti I had planned to let him examine thoroughly.
Youre really persistent arent you? Isnt it illegal to force yourself into other peoples hos?
You said it was fine, didnt you, Mr. Suzuki?!
If this guy turned up when I was gone and had a Q and A session with Ria and Deet, hed probably end up dead. I dont want the girls to beco murderers. And thanks to Enami, I learned that my door can be used normally from the outside. Its fine if he just wants to check if theres a television here. After all, I dont even have one.
Alright alright, get in here. And when you go ho, promise youll use the window instead of the door, okay?
To my disdain, this guy probably wouldnt even realize it if he saw the golden-haired bloor knight that hit him in here last ti.
I havent yet searched the bathroom.
Theres no way you think I have a television in my bathroom
Enami searched for a television, even in my bathroom. Ria was standing between myself and Enami so she could protect .
It doesnt appear like theres one here. But more than that, Miss.
Uh oh. Did he finally notice the golden-haired bloor knight?
You have quite a strong thrust. You seed like a sumo wrestler; I was quite surprised.
So thats it. Well she does have a strong body build and looks tough too.
Not here either
Ive been telling him the whole ti, I dont have one. Enami continued searching the tub, the sink, the dining area, and the living room for a television. And finally, he ca to the Japanese style room.
I havent had a peek in this room yet. It could be inside the closet.
Hold it right there.
Is sothing the matter? I knew it, its in the closet!
Its not that.
Then whats the issue?
I leaned in and whispered to Enami.
Listen, inside of this closet is my pornI an my doujinshi. Theres no way I can let my girlfriend see that kind of stuff, right?
Thats sothing that any healthy young man would have. Theres no need to hide it.
This guy isnt all there. Its hopeless, you cant reason with him. I took Ria and left the room.
Is this alright? Inside that dresser are the forbidden texts! What?! The dark wizard isnt after the texts?
Its fine. Lets let him do what he wants.
After a while, Enami ca outside the room. His shoulders were completely slumped so that he almost looked pitiful.
It really wasnt there
Oh really? Well, thats fine, cheer up.
In my younger days I did Sumo wrestling, NNK would sotis even broadcast my matches. But I damaged my knee. I thought by doing this I could repay the NNK, but I cant even get one contract
I dont really understand whats going on, but to be at a level where your matches are broadcasted on TV is amazing.
But I will not give up. When the ti cos and you buy a television, I will surely return.
Well I cant force you to not co back, but when you do please make sure that Im here. If you co when Im not in, youll probably die.
Enami, unsure of whether he understood or didnt understand my words, walked towards the doorway to head out.
Ahhh, I can finally go ho.
That reminds , where was Deet at this whole ti? Ria was busy doing laundry, she called the washing machine an artifact at first, but it seems like shes gotten used to it.
Hey Ria! Im gonna go look for Deet.
Alright!
I left Ria in the dressing room and went to look for Deet. When I walked into the Japanese style room, Deet was there cleaning sothing up. Enami must have left the room like that when he was searching for a television. As I was about to give an explanation, Deet carried on like it was no big deal and put all my porn books away in the closet.
You need to hide these in the very back. If Ria sees these, shell hate you.
Uhm, actually those, uhm are nothing
But I really dont care. Maybe Ill even borrow one or two of your favorite ones to study.
Huh!?
So, when I give her a book, shell copy it and do it with ?! No wait, if its Deet, I should give her this book
H-how about this?
For now, Ill give her a book about a strong girl who slowly becos more obedient and docile. Its perfect for Deet, and for my path to victory! Deet grinned.
Well, I suppose Ill take this book and head ho.
Huh?
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