Chapter 315 D*ckplomatic relations
Sitting on his bed, Ben went through his achievents from the most productive elevator ride of all ti.
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Foaming at the Twat(fine) - Make one woman’s arousal level reach scorching]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
Ben smirked. "B*tch was rabid..."
Laura’s personality did a complete 180 when the leaf did its magic. Who knew the office ice queen could act that way? Even Ben and his little brother were surprised at the ti—pleasantly surprised...
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Brokeass Tower Tosser(repeatable, fine) - Attain a repeatable achievent on a tower character of at least mini-boss status]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
Ben had gotten an almost identical achievent in the past, a dungeon version. It was for Lia, who was a mini-boss in Domina. Well, he believed there was never too much of a good thing.
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Working Ho-verti(rare) - Attain a repeatable achievent for a sex act while at work]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 1000]
"Another day, another job well-done..."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Enemies Beco Tuggers(rare) - Attain a repeatable achievent for a sex act with a woman whose attraction level for you was once mortal enemy]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 1000]
Ben was a man who believed there was no such thing as eternal enemies, only eternal sexual benefits...
He was willing to forgive and forget, because he saw the bigger picture. He was a man of d*ckplomacy...
Thus, to get this achievent only helped him reaffirm his great will, as he channeled a young Qin Shi Huang. He raised his arm as his eyes beca sharp as an Asian emperor’s...
"I shall unite all the lands the mainland, through non-stop sexual conquest..."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Hate-F*cking Nurse Ratched(rare) - Attain a repeatable achievent for a sex act with a woman while her attraction and comfort levels for you are below average]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 1000]
Ben smirked. ’She was able to see past the superficial, seeing what was inside of , for which she got the superfacial...’
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Staple Remover(uncommon) - Have doggy style sex but the won is further bent forward 90 degrees, until she is inverted on the floor, looking up at you]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 200]
This was the position Ben finished in, and he believed it was the perfect choice. He’d rember that mont in fondness forever. If one day he beca an old man, sitting by a lake and feeding the ducks, he’d recall this mont, when he fed Laura the d*ck...
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Delaware Elevator(fine) - Perform a standing 69 with a woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
He nodded in appreciation. ’So this is why so many business people incorporate there...’
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) - Have sex with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 1000]
Ben shut his eyes and entered cross-legged ditation. He thought back to his experience with Laura from the beginning; their eting at the interview, her trying to plot him at Paul’s behest, him standing up for her in Paul’s office then owning Paul like livestock in front of his won... After that, she beca cold towards Ben, distant, and even treating him as a mortal enemy. He sighed with the vicissitudes of an old and white-bearded Pepe the frog...
’There are far more people willing to share in your fappiness than aid in your sorrow...’
Soon, he opened his eyes again, having gained a new nugget of enlightennt. In addition, he’d reached the end of his achievents. In this round, he’d gained 5700 points, a respectable amount. It was enough to hopefully help get sothing useful to defeat Nick, Lia’s boyfriend, in the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu tournant coming up at Barbosa’s MMA Gym. At least, that’s what Ben hoped.
Last ti, he’d spent way more points but didn’t manage to get anything he needed. He’d have to think long and hard about how he could best utilize these points to reach his goal. After all, ti was running out, and he didn’t feel like getting his ass handed to him by Nick again, or a literal ass handed to him from a mystery box...
It was important to be smart about this. Before that though, there was one other reward he could take advantage of today. Of course, that was Laura’s Booty Chest. As an Arican like Tina, she didn’t give him a new flag. However, every booty ca with a chest, one of the reasons that kept Ben toiling in this toil, walking uphill on this dangerous struggle to seduce won. Okay he would do it just for the nut...
...
Still, the booty chests were a nice perk, and on this occasion, it was no different. Ben got up from the bed and went over to his jacket to pick up the booty chest she’d dropped as she fell and got covered in Yoplait. Soon, he was holding a pretty silver chest in his palm, gleaming coldly against the ceiling light in a way that reminded him of Laura’s personality.
[Booty Chest(Consumable, Rare) x1 - Drops one object of guaranteed associated quality]
It wasn’t an Epic like with Professor Tremblay, which was a slight disappointnt for Ben. However, he understood the rationale behind it. Tremblay was an extrely difficult pull. She was a professor, it was in her office, she was much older than Ben, etc. As for Laura, while it wasn’t easy, that was because her attraction level for Ben was low. Yet, raising attraction was sothing a pick-up artist was supposed to do.
In her case, Ben didn’t manage to succeed due to circumstances he didn’t know about regarding her father, but it was also not a rare roadblock. With most won, the reason his pick-ups failed was due to low attraction levels just like that. Hence, he didn’t dwell on it too much. In fact, after thinking it over again, he smiled, because unlike the epic chest which was for future bonuses, wouldn’t this rare chest an he would receive a physical power-up that would help him destroy Nick?
Ben rubbed the chest as he grinned, preparing to open this bad boy to get his Mario-style hand-growth bonus for powered-up faceslapping.
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