Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
Standing in his room, releasing heavy breaths from anxiety, Ben forced himself to calm down. "Relax, it might’ve all been a troll from the system. There’s a good chance my bloodline didn’t beco half-orange, or whatever it would be called—tangerine maybe..."
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He didn’t know the outco so tried to stay positive. However, deep down, he still dreaded becoming the fruity version of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly...
Soon though, Ben ca up with a good test to see if he beca the literal golden child of the Trump family...
The thod was simple--try out a few quotes from the ancestor...
So after a brief search on the internet...
"Make Arica great again."
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"Grab ’em by the pussy. Grab ’em by the pussy."
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"I don’t know who Lil Jon is. I don’t—I really don’t."
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"I will be phenonal to the won. I an...I want to help won."
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"If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy Arica?"
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"She got schlonged...she lost, I an she lost."
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"She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her."
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"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well docunted, are various other parts of my body."
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"You know, it really doesn’t matter what the dia writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
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"I will build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than , believe ...and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make xico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
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Ben was amazed he didn’t need to put a perverted twist on any of those for them to slap...
They were already perfect...
Yet, it was for that exact reason that he narrowed his eyes. "Not good, a few of those quotes resonated."
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He started to panic fearing he beca a raisin and nut Trump-mix...
With fevered urgency, Ben scanned through the system screens to see if he missed anything. There weren’t any additional notifications, but when he exited to the main system nu, he discovered sothing new!
There was now a Bloodline option that wasn’t there before! Ben opened it in a rabid rush, and there, he saw what he’d been wishing for!
[Base Bloodline: Human]
[Pending Bloodline Enhancents: Elite Human( 1)]
Seeing this, Ben dropped to his knees and kowtowed...
"Thank you...Hillary, Obama, Arianna Huffington, Rosie O’Donnell, Kim Jong-Un...
The entire dia industry...
All of Hollywood...
The FBI...
Self-tanning cream..."
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He rattled down the list of Trump’s enemies...
Ben thought perhaps they played a spiritual role in preventing his Trumpification...
Yet, he soon ca to a point where he needed to stop, because he realized the list was effectively endless...
Ben didn’t have any strong political stance or opinions on Trump, but couldn’t help but marvel at how abhorred one person could be. "This guy’s aggro range is legendary... It seems like more people hate him than Hitler...dead included..."
Having paid his respects to the demon of the left...Ben moved on to open his bloodline information.
[Human(Bloodline, Fine) - Standard human bloodline. Max potential cap of 10 on stats. Average fertility. High learning potential. No bloodline abilities]
When he saw the fine rating, Ben’s head raised a bit, proud of his fine race...but he soon realized that he was gloating over being better than ants, mice, and maybe so sh*tty goblins sowhere...
’I guess in most fantasies, humans are always one of the most dominant races, so when considering that, fine makes sense... However, I always took that as human fan-service, because the authors were pandering to their human readers...’
He suspected that if there was fiction read by elves sowhere, in their stories, humans might get the monkey treatnt...
It seed things weren’t quite that bad though. So with an improved mood, Ben continued on to the pending enhancent.
[Elite Human(Bloodline, Epic) - Advanced human bloodline. Max potential cap of 11 on stats. Below average fertility. Very high learning potential. No bloodline abilities]
Ben stared at this. ’Below average fertility... Is it one of those fantasy things where the more powerful of a lifeform you are, the lower your fertility, or are they too l77t to get chicks preggo?’
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Either way, he didn’t need to care, because with his Kegel Contraceptive Switch, he was already the most l77t of them all...
[Elite Human enhancent effect: Max potential cap(Random) 1]
[Would you like to apply the enhancent now?]
’So it’s not that I have the full Elite Human bloodline, but taking the bloodline essence gives a partial enhancent of it by increasing the cap on one stat. So if I take more of the Refined Elite Human Bloodline Essences, will my bloodline make a proper conversion?’
He decided to ask the system and she provided an answer. If he consud four of the essences, his bloodline would undergo a partial evolution, bringing additional hidden benefits besides the primary stats. If he consud eight, he’d undergo a full evolution.
Ben closed his eyes. "This isn’t even my final form..."
However, he understood the function and explanation but still found one thing weird--the hidden stats. In a typical system, there would be stats like strength, agility, intelligence, etc. While he possessed those characteristics and could even boost them with so items, the system didn’t include them in his stats outright, keeping them obscured.
Even now, the enhancent would only apply to his stats which focused on seduction. Like a nymphomaniac ex-girlfriend, it was like the system twisted the world to make everything only about sex...
Yet, Ben couldn’t complain. Even though she was a sadistic pervert...he understood that having any system that could help him grow was a lucky blessing, despite having gotten it because of his world-class bad luck...
So, he returned to the screen, and chose to receive the enhancent.
[Elite Human Bloodline enhancent comncing]
[Assigning Stat: Personal Talent Max Potential 1]
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Ben shook his head. "Well, that’s just great..." The stat for which his potential raised to 11, happened to be the one that was the lowest, sitting at a 3...
He sighed... ’Whatever, this is still a good thing. I’ll just work on improving personal talent when I finish my next plan.’
He tried to look at the bright side, and with that mindset, he rembered another positive aspect of all this, and soon shook his fists in excitent! "I did it!"
He recalled...that all this ant his story gained the evolution tag...
Yet, he soon furrowed his brows, because sothing was else was off. "I feel like I’m forgetting sothing important..."
Only after a while of deep pondering, and deep cleaning of the spilled orange juice on the floor...which almost beca his family...did Ben rember what he almost forgot.
At that mont, he wished he didn’t rember, because all his hopes and dreams disappeared, like flat asses in the wind...
Glowering, Ben dropped the paper towel roll... "With only this bloodline enhancent, how am I supposed to get an auto-jerk arm?"
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It wasn’t for many minutes that he broke free from his d*ckpression...
Yet, Ben managed to do so because he found a smidgen of hope. "There’s still a chance I can spin Willy and get an arm-p*ssy."
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