Chapter 204 First epic achieven
Sitting on his bed, Ben read through his achievents with shining eyes. The sex itself was incredible, but it would never compare to a pointsgasm...
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Pittsburgh Push-Pop(fine) - While getting a blowjob from a woman, have another woman push her head to force her to deepthroat]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
He nodded. "You can’t spell team without at."
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[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Skeetlance Videographer(fine) - Take a nude video of a woman while attaining a repeatable achievent for a sex act]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
"A true artist should practice in various diums..."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Stranger Ringing The Bell(fine) - While getting a blowjob from a woman, have another woman throw your penis around inside her mouth]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
"That sound makes the best kind of alarm clock..."
He also wondered if it would disorient symbiotes...
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Gollywop(fine) - While getting a blowjob from two won, slap them in the face with your penis]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
"It wasn’t only Squirtle, my wop also upgraded..."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Sollywop(fine) - While getting a blowjob from two won, have one slap the other with your penis]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
"I’m don’t think Miyuki was solly...but fine."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Driver’s Headucation Lesson(fine) - Have one woman ejaculate your penis into another woman’s mouth]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
Ben stared at this achievent. "I need to hurry and get a license..."
He didn’t need to drive in Manhattan, nor could he afford a car, and maybe not even gas money for now...but if that’s what Driver’s Ed. was like...
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Copycat Boston Cream Strangler(rare) - While getting a blowjob from a woman, have another won push her head as far onto your penis as possible before you ejaculate down her throat]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 1000]
He smiled, rembering this naming sche ca from the original Boston Cream Strangler that he did himself. "Imitation is the greatest form of splattery..."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Recruiting a Double-Agent(epic) - Attain a repeatable achievent for a sex act with a lesbian]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 5000]
Ben gasped. It was his first epic achievent! He believed it was well-deserved though! After all, how many n could have sex with a lesbian?
Now that he’d gotten an epic, after chatting with the system a bit, he obtained a clearer understanding of how the rarity levels worked for achievents.
Fine was sothing noteworthy.
Rare was sothing he’d recall for the rest of his life.
Epic was sothing his circle of friends would talk about and rember for the rest of their lives!
As for legendary which he’d never seen yet, it was for sothing strangers in a large geographic area would talk about if they knew about it! It was the type of rumor that could make him famous!
At that mont, Ben understood the core of the strategies used by the Kardashian family and others who gained fa through sex tapes...
Given what he knew about them, he also suspected they passed the knowledge on as a family heritage...
’If I ever get sothing like an invisibility item, I should sneak into a Kardashian house and see if I can find a copy of Cum Tzu’s Art of Whore.’
...
Then, he realized another thing. "Maybe the Kardashians had their own whore systems..."
His heart was full of envy. ’So many points they must’ve accumulated...’
Heavy on the "cum."
...
Sighing, Ben could only make do with his own system...but he soon cheered up by reading more achievents.
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Ass-embly Line(fine) - Set up a spanking chain with you and two other people]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
Ben read once about how amazing this invention was for productivity, and now he experienced it first hand. "Efficiency is the key. Standardization for mass cumsumption..."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Tapping the Keg(rare) - Make a woman squirt repeatedly in a short ti]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 1000]
He smirked. ’If I knew that would be the na, I would’ve done a keg stand...
Now, let’s call the truck to pick up that empty hunk of tal...’
Although he was thankful for the achievent, Ben was a little disappointed this wasn’t also an epic, because the original squirt achievent was already a rare. He understood why though. The distance between rare to epic was 5x, as compared to the distances below rare such as fine to rare which were only 2x. Therefore, to get an epic achievent, it needed to be sothing monuntal.
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Dual Wielding(epic) - Squirt two girls at once]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 5000]
"And there it jizz..."
Ben held his hands at his waist, with the index fingers pointed out like they were guns. "Bang bang."
He then blew on his fingers, one hand at a ti like they were smoking.
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This achievent made him appreciate Wartortle Rain Dance even more since he would’ve never gotten this achievent by himself. Still, Ben did put in the work to create the situation for Wartortle to shine. The Pokemon were powerful, but they couldn’t pay the registration fees to get into Pokemon tournants without their masters...
Ben was applying pimp logic to the Pokemon circuit...
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Virgin Surgeon(repeatable, rare) - Take the virginity of a new woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 1000]
He was getting quite adept at this now. "Repetition is the key to perf*cktion..."
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Owwywop(fine) - While having sex with a woman, make her slap herself in the face]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
’It’s so much easier when they save the trouble of faceslapping...’
[Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievent: Doggy Pile-Up(fine) - Have sex with two won stacked one on top of the other in doggy style position]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points 500]
"Miyuki really put the ass in assist today..."
Ben enjoyed this position a lot. After all, as a kid, his favorite part of cha ani and cartoons was when the robots combined into a larger cha...
As for why this wasn’t ranked higher though, he asked the system and she explained it. The calculation for the rarity of this position took into account that he was already in a threeso, but didn’t give extra points for it directly, as was the case for most threeso achievents.
To be specific, if he was with one woman, getting her into an exotic position was uncommon. Given he was in a threeso with two won as the foundation, the rating elevated to fine, because he needed to convince both of them to station at their posts...
Yet, the system didn’t calculate most of the points for the threeso itself there, but in its own separate achievent.
Regardless, since this was already a tier higher than the other position achievents he gained which were only uncommon, Ben was satisfied.
In any case, he had nothing to complain about, because for the first ti, he was making massive gains!
That wasn’t all either. The best part was—this was only the beginning! There were still many rewards waiting!
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