Chapter 202: Celestial Emperor Ying Zhi
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
The fragrance of a flower wafted past their noses. All around them, there were little flowers floating in the air. A figure dropped from the sky. The lady was combing her hair, and a golden hairpin with jades caught their eye. In her hand, she held a cotton fan with peonies on it. She was wearing a moon-white robe with golden laced flowers, and walked with a sway, looking at them sowhat excitedly.
“Ah Hua, is that you?” Her voice was gentle and smooth., filled with emotion. Her eyes began to well up with tears. “I knew it.. I knew you were still alive. Ah Hua!”
She dashed toward them, reaching out for Lan Hua’s hand.
Lan Hua jumped backward to avoid her. “What are you doing?” He had not recovered from hearing all the stories Lan Yu told him. Now, seeing this woman, his heart felt like it was going to beat out of his chest. He subconsciously hid behind Shen Ying.
The female immortal stared at him, hurt evident in her eyes. “Ah Hua... You still hate for joining forces with the other celestial emperors to attack you?” A tear rolled down her cheek. She looked pitiful. Any man would have been moved. “But... the way you treated back then... I was angry, so I-”
“Hey, stop coming any closer. If you take one more step toward , I’ll hit you!” Lan Hua cautioned her.
The female immortal looked wounded. Emperor Lan Yu next to her laughed mirthlessly. It was as if Lan Yu was used to this.
“Ah Hua, you’re really not going to forgive ?” The female immortal was sobbing by now. “So many years have passed and I still held on to the belief that you were alive. I told myself that as long as you ca back to my side, I would pretend that nothing ever happened.”
“Hey, hey, hey. Watch what you’re saying. What even happened between us? Did we have a past?”
The female immortal continued to stare at him in disbelief. “Ah Hua, how could you do this to ? I didn’t dare to betray you before, but there were so things you did wrong as well. I’ve lived in regret for more than a thousand years. I’ve even given you my most precious possession.”
“What precious possession?” Lan Hua asked, sowhat afraid.
The female immortal wailed. “I... I gave you my first ti. My only first ti... I gave it to you.”
The audience: “Oh...”
What wonderful gossip!
“What first ti? I did not! Wait, why are all of you looking at like that?” He did not do it! “I’m warning you–don’t think that I won’t hit you just because you’re a woman! I don’t even know you–who are you?”
The female immortal swayed. She was utterly heartbroken. “You don’t even want to acknowledge ?”
The audience looked at Lan Hua pointedly, not even wanting to blink.
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“Believe , I don’t know her!”
“Ah Hua...”
“Stop calling ‘Ah Hua’. It’s so disgusting! Who exactly are you!”
“In the past, we... really did it for the first ti...”
“Shut up, who the hell did it for the first ti with you? Stop insulting !” Lan Hua was so angry he was about to explode. His face was flushed. He shouted, “I haven’t even done it before. I’m a virgin! A virgin!”
The audience: “Oh...”
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“I’m telling the truth!” Lan Hua beca increasingly anxious, afraid that they would not believe him. “Believe ! I have never had a Dao Partner. I haven’t even done it before. I’m a squab[1, Chinese slang for virgin.] ! I’m a squab, alright!” He beca flustered. For so reason – maybe because he had spent too much ti with Radish–he pulled apart his top and started to pull down his pants, as if wanting to prove himself.
He was so quick to prove himself. The heavenly gates echoed every single sentence back to him: I’m a squab... a squab... I’m a squab... squab...
The four people and the radish: “...”
Lan Yu: “...”
The female immortal: “...”
All the immortals: “...”
At last, Chen Ge was the first to react. He held on to Lan Hua’s hands just as he started to pull his pants downward, shouting, “Celestial Emperor Lan Hua! We believe you! We believe you, alright?” Don’t be rash – there are a bunch of female immortals standing right there!
Even the female immortal seed shocked at Lan Hua’s revelation. Her mouth fell open–she was unable to react.
“Heh! Well...” Lonemoon cleared his throat. Lan Hua was the boss that Lonemoon brought with him after all. It would not be right if he did not step in to clear the air. “Fellow Immortal, what exactly happened between you and Lan Hua? Could you make yourself clear?”
“I don’t know her!” Lan Hua added, glaring at the female immortal. He dared her to utter one more word–he would surely hit her if she dared to.
“Hmph, you really don’t know her?” Lan Yu, who was standing aside, snorted. He looked at Lan Hua even more condescendingly. It was obvious that he knew who that woman was, but he did not look like he liked her very much at all. Instead, he seed to... look down on her?
“I don’t know her!”
Lan Yu’s gaze hardened. He said purposefully, “She’s the Celestial Emperor Ying Zhi of the Cloud Sea.”
Everybody was shocked. They were too engrossed in the gossip. They did not realise that she was a Celestial Emperor.
“You must rember her other na...” Lan Yu smirked. “Xue Zhi!”
The four people and the radish: “...”
All the immortals: “...”
Lan Hua: “...”
This was huge news! Isn’t Xue Zhi the sea hare demon that Lan Yu raised? When did it beco the Cloud Sea’s Celestial Emperor?”
“You’re spouting nonsense!” Lan Hua could not believe his ears. “I’ve seen the human form of that sea hare demon! You said that it chose to beco a male...”
Wait! Before he finished speaking, his eyes widened. He looked again at the female immortal. This female immortal did look a bit too tall and strong. There was also... a... a bulge on his throat!
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This beautiful, gentle and fragrant person was... a... man!
Lan Hua turned pale. His legs turned to jelly. He had to hold on to the heavenly pillar beside him to keep from falling.
This Celestial Emperor was indeed extrely scary. I want to go back to Invincible Sect to refine pills!
“After Xue Zhi chose to change his gender, he naturally transford.” Lan Yu looked extrely entertained as he explained. “At the ti, he was extrely loyal to you. That was why he took your advice.” Lan Yu took a long ti to persuade the hare to turn into a female. One sentence from Lan Hua was enough to convince the hare to beco a male! For hundreds of thousands of years, Ying Zhi had grown used to the lifestyle of a female. It was extrely difficult for Ying Zhi to adjust in such a short ti.
“Ah Hua...” Xue Zhi, no, Celestial Emperor Ying Zhi still looked at Lan Hua longingly. “We sea hares only have one chance to choose our gender. That really is our first ti–our only ti. Believe !”
So that’s what he ant by “first ti”. Lan Hua frowned and sucked in a deep breath. He straightened his back and said, “Sea Hare... Xue Zhi... No! Celestial Emperor Ying Zhi, I was wrong for not clarifying things with you! But I really did not know that was what you an... What’s more, I’ve only t you less than five tis, right? You also nearly killed once. Let’s call it a draw. In any case, we’re both n.”
“I don’t mind...”
I mind!
Ying Zhi looked like he had made up his mind, but Lan Hua felt like vomiting blood. He turned to Lonemoon and said, “Where’s the bag that you keep Radish in?”
“What for?”
“Put in as well, I’m begging you!” If this carried on, he would really puke.
Lonemoon: “...”
Yi Qing: “...”
Shen Ying: “...”
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