Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
‘That’s not cool man!’
ng Fan watched as the ‘ssage sent successfully’ notification pop-up appeared on his screen. Regretting it wouldn’t do any good now, he thought. He nervously looked at his cell phone screen.
Bzz.
The first reply ca suddenly. “Bro, did you get the wrong number?!”
Closely, another followed. “Stop joking darling.”
The third. “Is today April Fools?”
The fourth. “Wrong number.”
The fifth. “Did you lose a ga, and this is your punishnt?”
Seven more continuous responses all contained the sa content.
He glanced at his progress. If nobody rejected him, then his score wouldn’t grow. ng Fan was desperate.
He had to give it one last try.
For the sake of progress, he would have to be even more shaless.
“I didn’t get it mixed up, I’m not joking, be my girlfriend!”
Individually, he responded to their ssages. ng Fan refused to believe with these tactics that nobody would reject him.
Sure enough, rejection ca.
There were euphemistic ones. “It’s been a while since I’ve seen you, so you probably don’t know my situation, I already have a boyfriend, so… Thank you for your feelings.”
There were straightforward ones. “I’m afraid we aren’t compatible. (Goodbye Emoji)”
And even more straightforward ones. “You’re so fat, you don’t stand a chance with !”
Reject if you will, but why attack my weight!
ng Fan was… ecstatic! He saw his progress chart grew to 15. ‘This is efficient. How great!’
Of course, there were ones that straight-up ignored him, or else he would have more progress.
Bzz Bzz Bzz.
More responses ca. Similar to the previous wave, they mostly suspected that ng Fan was playing a cruel joke or was sending to a wrong number, with a few rejecting him upfront.
Towards the doubtful ones, ng Fan shalessly inford them he was not mistaken or joking, only to deceive a proper rejection from them.
“We are not compatible.”
“I like soone else.”
“You’re a great guy, but we can’t be together.”
“I always saw you as a friend.”
“Stop joking, can you even give a bright future?”
“Uhm, I’m not into n.”
“I’m not ready to be in a relationship.”
“We are not fated to be.”
“I have no feelings toward you.”
“What part of do I like, can’t I just change myself?”
“I think when girls search for n they don’t necessarily search for attractive ones, but rather a person they like… Uhm, I prefer attractive ones.”
These rejections in comparison were still very gentle.
If gentle replies existed, then there were also cruel responses.
“Sorry, I want my kid to be attractive.”
“Sorry, even though I am thirsty, I don’t want to eat crap.”
“Sorry, I’m afraid of grease.”
“You’re too fat, I don’t want to be crushed.”
“I’m not in your league, your intentions are too great… A toad trying to eat swan at!”
“Did you know, I’m a Virgo, so I’m a bit strict, and you’re too loose.”
“Crows hover over ancient trees, you’re ugly but I’m not blind.”
“I’ve received your confession, but I don’t want to discuss it. There are so many other n in this world. I want to test my luck. Go ho and await my news.”
“GET LOST!”
If it weren’t for his rapidly growing progress chart, ng Fan’s fragile heart would have been shattered a million tis already.
And there was more.
“ng you fatso, did you forget to take your ds? Fei Fei is right next to , you confess to both of us at the sa ti, and still, you have the nerve to say you aren’t joking! Fatty you’ve changed, you used to be such an honest child. Now you have learned to cast your net so wide. Hahaha, the university is really a place of reform. Now, look at what you’ve beco.” This ca from a good female friend from high school.
“Before I knew you were an incel, but I didn’t know you were this flirty. All four girls in my dorm received your confession. Did your cell phone get a virus or did your man parts get poisoned? How many girls do you need to cure your disease?” This ca from a domineering girl from class.
“Although there’s no law restricting relatives from dating, but as your younger cousin I think this is a little too intense! Brother, you’re so coquettish, aren’t you afraid of aunty and uncle finding out?” This was ng Fan’s second cousin ng Cai Tang.
“Jesus!”
This was one person he had to admit he was mistaken to.
“Wrong number? So you’re saying you have soone you like? Woo, you already confessed, are you just tooting your own horn because you succeeded, or preparing to attack? Where’s my sister in law, is she your classmate? What does she look like? Send a pic I’ll speculate for you…”
Even after he explained, the ss he made could not be controlled so rumors started to spread.
Outside of these confessions, ng Fan sent a solemn apology to everyone else’s response and rejection saying, “Sorry for causing trouble.”
Bzz Bzz Bzz.
Not long after, a call ca.
“Tang Tang is asking if you already found a girlfriend?”
From the other end, ng Fan heard an excited voice of a girl.
ng Fan’s head inflated in size. “This damn girl’s mouth is too damn big!”
“Does this an she’s real?”
“Fake.”
“For Real?”
“For real.”
“So it’s real?”
“I ant for real that it’s fake.”
“Then are you for real or not?”
“Can you stop bugging , mom? I don’t have a girlfriend.”
“Oh okay… Do you have enough money to spend? Do you need to wire you so more?”
“I have enough. Mom, I’m at the library, I’ll call you later.”
“Really you have enough?”
“Yes, really I have enough.”
“Aiyoo, you’ve got enough money huh, seems like you really don’t have a girlfriend.”
Across the receiver, ng Fan heard his mom’s disappointnt as she hung up the phone.
ng Fan almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Right after his call with his mom ended, another one rang in. It was from Zhang Zhou Wei.
“You dumbass! Are you sick of living? Wang Ya Nan is my girlfriend. What the hell are you trying to do by confessing to her? Don’t you want to be bros anymore is that it?”
Zhang Zhou Wei was fuming from the other end of the phone; anger was evident in his words. Even from across the receiver, ng Fan felt his nostrils was flaring with hot air.
“Wang Ya Nan?”
ng Fan tapped his head and was rushing to explain: “Wrong number! Wrong number! Wait, when did you two get together? Just now you were going on a date, did you successfully confess?”
“Of course, who would confess if they weren’t confident in the situation! Wait. Stop… stop changing the topic! You said you sent it to the wrong person, do you not know how to bloody recall a ssage?”
Zhang Zhou Wei evidently was not convinced.
“I only realized long after sending it, it’s too late to recall!” ng Fan explained once again.
ng Fan recalled his texts. After confirming that Wang Ya Nan didn’t respond to his first ssage, he found out that he didn’t send her a “This is not a mistake or a joke” or a text of that sort.
“Phew.” He let out a sigh.
“It probably was a wrong ssage. Xiao Bai says she received his confession, so maybe it was ant for Xiao Bai.”
ng Fan heard the girl’s voice on the other end. Wang Ya Nan seed to have believed his explanation.
Again, her voice appeared, and it was even more suspecting than before, “What? Che Che also received ng Fan’s confession?”
“Fatty, what’s going on?” Zhang Zhou Wei’s voice rang through again. “You’ve got so serious problems man. Where are you? I’ll co and find you!”
ng Fan hung up the phone while scratching his head.
When he sent the mass text, ng Fan had already prepared for this outco. After all, most of these girls knew each other in clusters and clusters. There was no guarantee they wouldn’t babble.
What could he do?
Not much.
At most, he would be known as that mischievous guy—the pervert—or the passionate scumbag.
As those thoughts crossed his mind, ng Fan beca uneasy once again.
After being reborn, all he wanted was to be in a relationship, but god, he didn’t see this coming; who in their right mind would ever want to be with him now?
What did it an for a plan to backfire? This was it.
But after seeing his total progress grow to 55, it once again felt worth it.
There were more than half of the mass text recipients who still hadn’t responded, which upset ng Fan a bit. Was it because he was regularly such a great person that they didn’t have the heart to say no?
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