My Class? MILF Hunter. My Rank? SSS. My Problem? Too Many Wives. Chapter 5 – Her Blessing Is Mine

I walked into the royal court with one goal: Don't pop a boner... and don't get erased.

The Hall of Concord was built to impress—and to intimidate.

White marble. High vaulted ceilings. Stained glass depicting the Seven Founding Queens.Rows of nobles lined the golden carpet, eyes sharp with suspicion. Most had probably killed people with a glance and a signature.

[Quest Objective: Survive the Royal Court]

(Warning: System scan in 3 minutes. Camouflage protocols initiated.)

I wore ceremonial robes that clung tighter than my sanity. The velvet across my chest had golden vines stitched into it—subtle, elegant, and cursedly warm.

Queen Celestia stood beside at the throne's edge.

She looked like she'd already won.

Tight bodice, plunging neckline, and a golden sash that drew attention to the dangerous curve of her waist.

[MILF Detected: Queen Celestia Velmira]

[Bond Level: 78% → 83%]

She leaned close and whispered, "Let do the talking. You do the smiling."

Then she stepped forward.

"Lords and Ladies," she declared, "the court recognizes Kaius Vale—a summoned candidate under Royal Warding and Spiritual Review."

Murmurs broke out. Mostly n. Mostly older.

I felt their eyes on . So curious. So jealous. A few... calculating.

[Charm Check: Active – Matriarch's Blessing Applied]

[Passive Effect Triggered: MILF Aura Redirect]

(Nearby MILFs 20% receptiveness | Non-MILFs -10% hostility)

A high priest stepped forward, holding a scanning rod.

"Permission to assess the hero's system class."

I tensed. My instincts scread no.

But Celestia raised her hand.

"Denied."

Another wave of murmurs.

"My ward's class is under divine anomaly lock," she said smoothly. "Interference could trigger a second awakening—or worse."

The priest hesitated, then bowed. "As you decree, Your Majesty."

[Quest Check: Survive the Royal Court – Success]

But it wasn't over yet.

A noblewoman stepped forward—tall, dark-skinned, eyes like storm clouds in silk. Lady Talraine. A duchess. MILF.

[MILF Detected: Duchess Talraine – Unbonded]

"Perhaps a better test," she purred.

She walked like a slow storm wrapped in silk.

Ample hips. Silver cuffs. A knowing smile that promised danger or delight—probably both.

Her gaze lingered on . Not like I was prey.

Like I was being... appraised.

*Why are all the MILFs built like final bosses?*

"Charm us. Speak, boy. Prove you belong among gods and queens."

[New Sub-Quest: Impress the Court]

I swallowed hard.

Everyone watched.

Celestia tilted her head, amused.

I could feel sweat sliding down my back.

One wrong word. One flicker of system instability.

And a divine Watcher might decide I wasn't worth the anomaly risk.

*Say sothing honest,* I told myself. *Not safe. Just true.*

So I spoke.

"I was summoned with no warning. Given a na I never chose. But I've been offered shelter, protection... and trust."

I looked at Celestia.

"She took a risk to protect . And I will repay it—not with blind loyalty, but with earned power."

A pause.

I stepped forward slightly.

"I don't know what you all want from your heroes. But if it's obedience... you summoned the wrong man."

Silence.

Then Talraine laughed softly.

"Well said."

Several MILFs nodded in approval.

Several n looked disappointed. A few looked furious.

But the MILFs?

They leaned in.

Lady Talraine's smile turned sharper—like a wine glass balanced on a dagger.

She didn't just approve of my words.

She enjoyed watching sweat through them.

*That's the problem with powerful won.*

*You never know if they're going to knight you... or keep you.*

And right now, I was fine with either.

[Charm Check: Success]

Court impression: 45Bond Seeding initiated: Duchess Talraine

[Quest Completed: Win the Court]

Reward: New Passive Unlocked

[New Skill: Royal Presence Lv.1]

(Passive – Gain 10% influence bonus in noble settings. MILF detection range 5m)

[LEVEL UP! – Kaius has reached Lv. 5]

[Stat Points Automatically Allocated – Charisma Scaling Applied]

[Skill Evolution Path Unlocked – Royal Route Available]

*Wait.*

*I just leveled up... for surviving court MILFs?*

*Okay, sure. I'll take it. Court danger is still danger.*

[Level-Up Bonus: MILF Detection Radius Expanded]

Celestia smiled. Not fake. Not political. Real.

"Court adjourned," she said.

And we walked out together—her hand lightly brushing my arm.

[Bond Level: 83% → 91%]

[System Alert: Divine Watcher Signal Holding Steady]

[Exposure: 14% – Status: Contained but Escalating]

*They're still watching ,* I realized.

Not just the nobles.

Not just Celestia.

But the system itself. So god—or glitch pretending to be one—was staring straight into my code.

And the scariest part?

It still couldn't figure out what I was.

Back in the hall, she didn't speak.

But her fingers lingered longer than they needed to when she let go.

I didn't know if I'd passed a test or walked into another one.

But the way she touched ...

And the way Talraine looked at ...

*The court didn't trust yet.*

*But so of them definitely wanted to keep .*

*I should've felt relieved.*

Instead, all I could think about was what ca next.

A duchess with eyes like storms.

A Queen who didn't sleep alone.

And a class that kept waking up in ways I couldn't control.

*Yeah. Totally under control.*

[SYSTEM LOG – Chapter END]

Kaius Vale – Lv. 5 Class: MILF Hunter (SSS-Rank – Anomaly)

Skills Gained:– [Royal Presence Lv.1] (Passive – 10% Noble Influence, MILF detection range 5m)– [Matriarch's Blessing] (Passive – Charm 30% in political/social settings)– [Body Language Mastery Lv.1]

[Skill Evolution Path Unlocked – Royal Route Available]

Bonded MILFs:

– Queen Celestia Velmira [Intimate – 91%]

– Duchess Talraine [Bond Route Seeded – 6%]

Quests:– [Survive the Royal Court]

– Completed

– [Win the Court]

– Completed–

[Keep the Watchers Blind]

– Active

Exposure: 14%

Divine Watcher now observing from long-range node. MILF Hunter classification not yet revealed.