Going for it is a given, but... how to do it, and who’s on top? That’s a very serious question.
Before she could set the ground rules, she was already pinned down. No, not pinned down—she got devoured directly while standing upright.
After months apart, as they once again lded together, Qin Miaomiao couldn’t help but think...
Hell, this hurts a little.
This ti, it was quick—wrapped up in fifteen minutes.
For Lu Qing, who generally takes a minimum of an hour, this... was utterly humiliating!!
After last night, his mood beca even gloomier.
Qin Miaomiao, rubbing her sore waist, tried to comfort him:
"It’s been too long since your last round, so an off-day is understandable. Next ti will definitely be better."
Lu Qing: "Let’s go again."
"No... no way, I still have to breastfeed."
"Feed, then we go again."
"Listen, everything requires pacing. What if later, you can’t rise to the occasion again? Wouldn’t that just be another blow to your ego?"
Lu Qing’s face darkened as he stared at her: "What did you just say? Can’t rise to the occasion again?"
Uh-oh, she’d forgotten—no man can tolerate being told by a woman that he’s incapable!
That’s practically a slap in the face! A blatant slap in the face!
"You misheard . My husband is packing and lively—it’s who’s not keeping up. Just give two days to recover."
Lu Qing: .....
In the following two days, Lu Qing carried a perpetual cloud of low pressure. For one, he was hopeless at handling the kids. Little sixth and Little seventh were naturals at it—heck, even Xiao Bai and Little Xiaobai were better than him.
As long as Xiao Bai and Little Xiaobai were around, the three little ones behaved impeccably! Not a single cry!
They even gurgled and blew bubbles from their mouths.
Xiao Bai acted like a protective nanny, encircling the trio firmly within its and Little Xiaobai’s territory.
The most astonishing thing was that they instinctively knew how to take off the babies’ diapers! If the babies started crying, they’d imdiately go find Qin Miaomiao.
Na them literal lion caretakers—they wouldn’t be wrong!
Their competency utterly crushed Lu Qing as the actual dad.
President Lu felt an unprecedented sense of pressure!
Especially when Ninth Uncle proved to be better at changing diapers too! Plus, when he held the babies, they didn’t cry—instead, they giggled happily.
But the mont Lu Qing held them, they’d start crying within minutes... cry... and cry... and cry.
Lu Qing felt a million points of damage!
Stinking brats, you little troublemakers, just you wait!
Hurt to his pride by the kids, he turned to their mom for distraction. Determined to redeem his fifteen-minute disgrace!
Three days later, after Qin Miaomiao had sowhat recovered, he pounced on her once more—and this ti, it lasted thirty minutes.
Still, Lu Qing’s face didn’t look much better.
Qin Miaomiao could only console him: "Honey, you’re already amazing, truly—half an hour is a big deal."
No sooner had she spoken than she was pinned down again!
This session lasted a full hour—matching Lu Qing’s average performance. By then, Qin Miaomiao was feeling so fiery pain down below.
Good grief! Can you not? A grown adult man, and you’re this competitive?
This ti, Lu Qing’s expression finally lightened. He chuckled and said:
"Wife, one more round?"
"More?"
"More!"
After another hour.
"Wife, one more round?"
"Not happening."
"Co on, co on."
Yet another hour passed.
"Wife, one more round?"
"Get lost!"
At last, a satisfied Lu Qing managed to banish his lingering gloom. However, when it ca to the three little ones, he still... couldn’t manage them properly, which solidified his position as the strict father.
Basically, with Mr. Jiu, the three munchkins dared to act up. But with Lu Qing? Heh heh heh.
Reviews
All reviews (0)