Black Cocoon was wrapped head to toe in his Restraining Bands, holding a book titled "One Hundred Ways to Prevent Wetting Your Pants".
Like a black cat, he crouched quietly on the first-floor windowsill and gave Su Zimai and Gu Qiye a solemn salute.
At the sa ti, he extended a pitch-black Restraining Band, opened a delivery package, extracted a piece of fabric from inside, and unhurriedly offered it to Su Zimai.
Under the moonlight, the full appearance of this piece of fabric was completely exposed to their line of sight.
It unfolded into an arc shape. The surface was made of soft white non-woven fabric with wavy embossed edges. The waist featured cartoon stickers with light blue cloud patterns on both sides, and the leak-proof leg guards had a translucent, pleated design.
It was unmistakably...
A Baby Bus brand diaper.
In mid-air, the pitch-black Restraining Band slowly rotated the diaper.
Black Cocoon flipped the pages of his book. While displaying every single detail of the diaper to his two clients in a flawless three-hundred-and-sixty-degree view, he introduced it logically and thoroughly:
"This diaper uses a non-woven fabric surface that feels soft and delicate. The surface has breathable pores to help dissipate heat. The middle layer absorbs urine and locks in moisture, keeping the skin dry, with an absorption capacity of up to four to five tis a baby's urination volu. The front is printed with a yellow wetness indicator that turns noticeably blue upon contact with urine, making it convenient for parents to change it in a tily manner."
As his voice trailed off, the only response he received was complete silence.
Su Zimai did not say a word. Her lowered bangs obscured her eyes, but one could see her fists clenching even tighter.
"Miss Ko, if you are not satisfied with this style, I actually have another plan." Black Cocoon paused. "Since you already have a Refrigerator Demon, why not form a pact with a Diaper Demon as well? That way, you will never have to worry about finding high-quality, well-fitting diapers ever again."
Seeing Su Zimai keeping her head down and remaining silent, Black Cocoon shook his head, threw his hands up, and said:
"See, Mr. Blue Arc? Miss Ko Zinan is already so moved by
that she is speechless. Do you realize how much she loves this gift of mine?"
Gu Qiye stayed silent for a long ti before slowly opening his mouth, "Which bastard did this?"
"Which bastard did what?"
"The person who made my Little Sister... turn out like this."
Hearing this, Su Zimai's entire body trembled faintly. Her cheeks and ears flushed an even deeper red, and tears of humiliation and fury nearly squeezed out of her eyes. Like a fierce little penguin, she glared stiffly at Black Cocoon.
Obviously, she had no idea that Gu Qiye and Black Cocoon were not talking about the sa thing at all.
"Hmm... I do not quite understand what you are talking about, Mr. Blue Arc."
Black Cocoon raised his head, looking at Gu Qiye in utter confusion. He scratched his chin, pondered for a mont, and then it suddenly clicked in his mind. The Big Brother seed to have misunderstood sothing very strange.
"Mr. Blue Arc, you seem to have misunderstood sothing..." Black Cocoon said. "Although I do not mind letting this misunderstanding continue, I must solemnly declare that your sister is a lesbian."
He paused. "And based on strict scientific common sense, people of the sa sex generally cannot have children together."
Gu Qiye froze for a mont.
Black Cocoon looked at his expression and realized that he had indeed taken the misunderstanding in a bizarre direction. Thus, he sighed and magnanimously explained things for Su Zimai:
"Alright, it seems this is a rather huge misunderstanding. Actually, the reason I heartwarmingly delivered diapers is not because soone is having a child, but because a certain contractor of the Refrigerator Demon got so scared by the Brigade at the Auction that she peed, peed, peed, peed, peed..."
Before he could even finish speaking, a fireball suddenly howled as it flew right at him.
However, Black Cocoon rely leaned his body backward, easily dodging the fireball. "Do not be so violent. I did save your life, after all. You wouldn't turn your back on
and refuse to acknowledge
after only a few days, right?"
At this mont, a Magic Top Hat had already appeared on Su Zimai's head. The Magic Runes on the Magic Gloves adorning her right hand burst with radiant light, and the Red Cloak behind her fluttered in the evening breeze.
Unable to endure it any longer, she raised her head, glaring at Black Cocoon with a mix of sha and rage. "You... are... dead."
So my Little Sister just got scared and wet her pants... Listening to their conversation, Gu Qiye finally reacted in hindsight, secretly breathing a sigh of relief in his heart.
He did not find it laughable to wet one's pants in a life-or-death situation, especially since his Little Sister was still just a high school student.
Under his identity as Blue Arc, he had guided quite a few newcors in the Transgressor Association. When these newcors executed their first missions and faced superhuman criminals, the majority of them would be frightened into incontinence.
So would even faint on the spot.
Many of them would quit the Association the very next day, bidding farewell to the path of Transgressors forever.
"What is it? Is the diaper size not to your liking?" Black Cocoon asked while reading his book. "How about I lend you this 'One Hundred Ways to Prevent Wetting Your Pants', and you can pick out a good one according to the tutorials inside?"
"Go to hell!"
As soon as her words fell, another fireball blasted out from Su Zimai's Magic Gloves.
"Shing!" A silvery-white blade attached itself to the edge of the pitch-black Restraining Band.
Imdiately following that, Black Cocoon slashed the Restraining Band blades in a cross shape. The crisscrossing flashes of the blades sliced the fireball apart, turning it into a scattered curtain of flas that swept past the side of his head.
"Mai, calm down a bit. Do not burn down our own living room," Gu Qiye hastily said.
"Take your garbage diapers and get lost!"
With a red face and gritted teeth, the corner of Su Zimai's eyes twitched slightly as she kicked away the diaper dangling mid-air from the Restraining Band.
"Are you really going to reject my goodwill?" Black Cocoon sighed. "I traveled all this way specifically to deliver this gift to you, wishing you an early happy birthday."
"Do not push your luck," Gu Qiye said. Unable to watch this any longer, he crossed his arms, sighed, and raised his eyes to look at Black Cocoon. "I am in a good mood today, so I will let you off the hook. Do not force
to use force to escort you out."
"Sigh... As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. I know I was a bit offensive, but there is no need for you two to treat
like this, right?" Black Cocoon shook his head. "I understand now. You must be blaming
because, if it were not for , your family of four would have already reunited with your mother in the underworld."
Saying that, he dejectedly averted his gaze.
In his mind, he had already begun planning how to put on a fake death act in front of them in the future. The best scenario would be to step up and take a bullet for them while their entire family was being brutally beaten by Rainbow Wing, getting torn limb from limb under the setting sun.
That way, he could extricate himself and completely break away from this family of maniacs, avoiding being chased all over the world by an electric mouse and a Refrigerator Demon when he traveled the globe with Kong Youling in the future.
However, he could consider finding ti every year to stroll through Lijing's cetery with Kong Youling. They could stand in front of Gu Wenyu's grave and observe these grown n weeping and sniveling. "By the way, do not be fooled by how touching your sibling reunion is. In truth, Miss Ko Zinan has been holding a grudge against Blue Arc for a long ti."
Saying this, Black Cocoon let out a long sigh and continued:
"She set her WeChat Monts so that they are invisible to you. More importantly, if you casually scroll through her Monts, you will see things like: 'That big blue mouse is incredibly greasy. All he knows is how to strike awkward poses to look cool all day. People who like him have no taste at all.'"
He paused and said faintly, "If you scroll down further, you can also see: 'Isolating soone just because my roommate dislikes that trash electric mouse is too disgusting. Tomorrow, I am going to march right up to them and tell each and every one of them that Blue Arc is a dumbass.'"
Gu Qiye froze. "Is that true?"
Su Zimai's eyes widened, her entire face flushed with embarrassnt. She stamred, "How could that be?! That-that-that-that-that... Of course he made all that up! Big Brother, do not listen to him trying to drive a wedge between us!"
"The innocent need no justification," Black Cocoon said indifferently.
"You are still spouting nonsense! Hurry up and get lost!" Su Zimai's expression suddenly turned ice-cold. "If you do not get lost right now, I will dissect you alive, you Big Fluttering Moth!"
With that said, Su Zimai's Magic Gloves accumulated countless specks of fluorescent light before blooming into a brilliance akin to the midnight sun. She was already planning to unleash her killer move, the Execution Cabinet, on Black Cocoon.
To be honest, it didn't really matter if her Big Brother found out she wet her pants; at most, it was just a little embarrassing.
But if her second brother found out, it would be completely over. Gu Wenyu would definitely bring this up twenty-four hours a day, humiliating her endlessly. She wouldn't be able to live in this house ever again!
Therefore, she had to chase Black Cocoon away before her second brother ca downstairs! If she couldn't chase him away, then she would simply have to kill him to silence him.
But right at that mont, the situation Su Zimai wanted to see least of all happened.
The sound of a door opening could be heard from the second floor, followed by footsteps coming down the hallway, and finally, a lazy human voice:
"What is going on? You guys are making such a racket, it sounds like a thief broke into the house. Are you going to let people sleep or not?"
Hearing Gu Wenyu's voice, Su Zimai's expression went slack for a mont, her ears and face completely turning beet red. Imdiately afterward, she fiercely raised her Magic Gloves, aiming at Black Cocoon.
"Since you will not leave, I can only send you to hell."
"That is not sothing a cute high school girl should say," Black Cocoon sensibly waved his Restraining Band, flipping through his book as he spoke. "It seems it is ti to leave. I wish you all a pleasant night."
With that said, his body leaned backward, and he vanished into the boundless evening breeze.
Watching him leave, Su Zimai clutched her chest and heaved a massive sigh of relief. She slowly withdrew her Celestial Drive, and her Magician's Kit turned into scattered fluorescent light and faded away.
Gu Qiye also secretly sighed in relief. He had been terrified that his sister might burn the living room to ashes, which would be rather difficult to explain when their Dad returned later.
A mont later, Ji Minghuan quickly walked down the stairs. He stopped on the steps, cocking his head and furrowing his brows, looking suspiciously at the two people in the living room.
He hesitated to speak. "Uh... did you two get into a fight?"
"No." Gu Qiye thought for a mont and hurriedly changed the subject. "Shall we go out for a late-night snack?"
"Sure, I am actually quite hungry right now," Ji Minghuan said as he descended the stairs.
"Let's go... it is my treat," Su Zimai whispered.
There were still faint tears in her eyes; she had been so infuriated by Black Cocoon just now that her tears had almost fallen.
Ji Minghuan looked at her expression, then looked around the living room. Suddenly, he raised a hand and pointed at the lone diaper lying in the corner of the room.
"Pardon
for asking, but why is there a diaper lying over there?" he asked.
Gu Qiye and Su Zimai froze simultaneously. The latter's shoulders trembled, her heart already beginning to envision how Gu Wenyu would relentlessly mock her once he found out what happened at the Auction.
'A living hell... this must be a living hell.' Su Zimai pursed her lips.
Just then, Gu Qiye spoke up to save her. "I have a friend who... is having a baby soon. I was wondering whether I should give him a pack of diapers as a gift, and I was just asking Mai for her opinion."
As he spoke, he rested a hand on Su Zimai's shoulder and smiled faintly. "Is that right?"
Su Zimai nodded in silence.
"Big Brother, you are truly a peerless saint. This is the first ti I have ever seen soone gift diapers." Ji Minghuan silently gave a thumbs-up. "And they are Baby Bus brand, no less."
"Not at all... let's go." Gu Qiye took a breath and smiled faintly. Wrapping his left arm around his brother's shoulder and his right arm around his sister's shoulder, he led them outside.
After finishing their late-night snack, Su Zimai and Gu Qiye said they wanted to take a walk in the park and have a heart-to-heart chat.
Ji Minghuan was a bit tired, so he headed straight ho without looking back. After washing up, he lay down in bed.
Since the gift had been delivered, he had no remaining regrets. He figured that after accepting his good intentions, his sister would surely be able to spend the night in a happy mood. Thinking of this, he peacefully closed his eyes and synchronized his consciousness with Host Body Two.
There was a ti difference between Venice and Lijing; it was still afternoon in the city on the water.
Because Xia Pingzhou and Ayase Origami had gone to sleep very late last night, they slept in again today. They ended up sleeping all the way into the afternoon and still had not woken up.
Thus, Ji Minghuan synchronized his consciousness with Unit 3, specifically checking on the situation over there. Who knew if the Queen, the First Prince, or the Second Prince, upon seeing that their assassins had not returned to report, might send another batch of people over tonight to cause trouble?
In short, for the ti being, Yagubalu's side was the place that required his utmost attention.
He was terrified that if he closed his eyes to take a short nap, he might wake up to see Xize'er's corpse hanging from the ceiling, dead as a doornail.
At this mont, the night had already grown deep over in the Whalegarden.
The sound of rolling tides drifted down from the hazy canopy above, while the black tide crashed against the whale's skin, shattering into white sea foam.
Yagubalu rested at the bottom of the crystal ball, quietly staring at Xize'er's sleeping face.
It thought, 'So Xize'er's mom is the true culprit... That is fine. I originally planned to shove Host Body One's mom back into her coffin, but since I no longer need to bother with that side, there just so happens to be a mother waiting to be buried over here.'
Withdrawing its gaze from the white-haired boy's face, the little shark let out a soft "glug-glug" sound as it spat out two mouthfuls of seawater. It slowly closed its eyelids, and not long after, fell into a deep sleep.
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