Upon hearing this, the Divine Beasts holding the wine jars all stated that from now on they’d be good brothers with Rabbit, definitely no sneak attacks, everyone getting along well and all, finishing with the words, "System as witness."
System as witness is more effective than swearing to the heavens.
Because if you swear to the heavens, retribution cos too late, or might just be delayed.
But under the system’s witness, it will definitely co true imdiately, and no one dares to break the contract.
For a mont, Rabbit beca the star of the gathering, with countless Divine Beasts and big shots surrounding him to toast.
Yi Zheng also welcod all cors, exchanging cups and drinking happily with everyone.
However, not everyone enjoys drinking. Besides the dozen or so Divine Beasts drinking with Yi Zheng, there are hundreds more who haven’t moved, just observing coldly, with so even showing displeased expressions.
Especially the black-clad youth in the distance, wearing a black mask, his gaze as icy as a river, cold and bone-chilling.
Before Rabbit arrived, many had greeted him, because he was the only Rank 17 Divine Beast present!
Besides the Rank 18 freak Mount Tai God, he was the strongest!
It’s said that Mount Tai God might soon ascend to beco a Super Divine Beast or ascend through tribulation to the Immortal Realm. Once Mount Tai God departs, he’ll be the leading Divine Beast.
Future Divine Beast gatherings would no longer be held at Mount Tai, but at his Nine Yin River!
And now, a Rank 13 Rabbit dares to steal his thunder. How could he not be angry?
"Nine Yin God, the rabbit at from Mount Tai’s Black Cloud isn’t tasty, next ti I’ll get you so white ones," whispered a Divine Beast with a catfish head.
Nine Yin God blinked, then slightly nodded, "Hmm, I want them fat."
"Definitely fat!" the Catfish Divine Beast replied.
Their voices weren’t exactly quiet, seemingly not bothering to hide their conversation.
On the other side, Yi Zheng was happily drinking, slightly tipsy, when his ears twitched upon hearing this exchange, instantly making him furious. He turned towards Nine Yin God’s direction, raised an eyebrow, "Brother Hei, have you ever seen a pretty boy?"
Even barks-at-heaven dog isn’t a good character, afraid the chaos wouldn’t be big enough, it imdiately shouted, "Seen them, yeah, a pretty boy, with skin pale as hell, really pale! Not very capable, first-rate braggart, and heard he even eats rabbits."
"Bang!"
The Catfish God beside Nine Yin God stood up abruptly, angrily saying, "You mangy dog, what are you saying?"
barks-at-heaven dog glared sidelong at the Catfish God, "What I say is none of your damn business! With a face like yours, you dare show up at the convention? If I were you, I’d be ho cultivating properly, and once my realm’s improved, I’d co out with a proper look."
barks-at-heaven dog’s words were quite vicious, hitting right where it hurts.
The Catfish God, filled with fury, pulled out two steel fork Divine Artifacts, and roared, "Ah ya ya ya... you mangy dog, co fight!"
barks-at-heaven dog slamd the table, jumped up, and shouted, "Ugly creature, fight it is, who’s afraid of who?"
But neither showed any intention of rushing out, instead their insults grew fiercer.
At this ti, Jidian said to Yi Zheng, "On Mount Tai God’s turf, no fighting during the day, whoever makes a move, Mount Tai God will deal with them.
That’s a Rank 18 Divine Beast and supposedly, he might have already broken through to Rank 19, anyti entering Rank 20 to beco an Immortal Beast or a Demon Beast."
Yi Zheng then understood why the two were fiercely insulting each other yet stubbornly refusing to fight.
Then he grinned, since they could only hurl insults and not fight, then...
Yi Zheng switched his robe from hidden state to visible state, imdiately donning a black cloak, then he took the Insulting Demon from his waist and hung it around his neck.
Having done all this, Yi Zheng kicked barks-at-heaven dog; barks-at-heaven dog was in a rage from cursing, and upon being kicked nearly cursed further.
Seeing the Rabbit winking at him, and draped in a robe, his dog brain quickly figured out what Rabbit was up to and decisively shouted, "Rabbit, he’s insulting , won’t you do sothing?"
Yi Zheng replied, "Of course I’ll do sothing! You shut up, I’ll take on that ugly creature!"
Then Yi Zheng looked at the Catfish God, cleared his throat, and imitating the Insulting Demon’s voice, shouted, "Ugly creature, if you’re capable, curse at !"
The Catfish God thought to himself, it’s just verbal insults, not a fight, why should I fear you?
So the Catfish God cursed, "Damn Rabbit, so what if I curse you?"
Almost simultaneously, Yi Zheng pulled the yarn ball from Insulting Demon’s ear, activating it imdiately, and upon hearing the Catfish God’s words, it launched into a tirade: "You cheap*, broken shoe, you’re so foul your mouth’s got sores, your dad’s already had you ***, why are you still selling *** on the street."
And Yi Zheng kept his mouth open, as if playing a ventriloquist, aligning with the Insulting Demon.
Everyone thought it was Rabbit hurling the insults.
When had the Catfish God ever been insulted like this, he erupted in rage, pointing at Yi Zheng, "Damn Rabbit, you ** big fool!"
Just as the words fell, Insulting Demon retorted:" Your face looks like a squeezed water bottle, heard you had a makeover, what’s up, how co you ended up looking like this after the makeover? How about I give you a tip? Heat up a pot of water and splash it on your face, for others it would be disfigurent, for you it’d be costic surgery!"
The Catfish God was so angered he wailed and scread, yet, as a Divine Beast, usually surrounded by flattery, when had he ever engaged in insults?
He kept repeating fat rabbit, stinky rabbit, rotten rabbit...
But Yi Zheng was different, with the Insulting Demon hanging around his neck, he didn’t even have to think, just blabber mouthfully.
Each phrase of vicious insults, completely outmatching the Catfish God, each unique and without repetition!
After fifteen minutes, the Catfish God was directly insulted into silence, turned to seek help, "What are you all staring at? Co help curse him!"
The Divine Beasts watching finally rembered to lend a hand.
Nine Yin God’s followers were nurous, numbering over a hundred, albeit their eloquence lacking, the joint effort of a hundred voices in anger is sothing few can withstand.
For a mont, many were worriedly looking towards Rabbit, unsure of how he’d cope.
And then they witnessed a scene that shocked them profoundly.
They saw Rabbit with one foot on a stool, another on a table, swinging a plate and a jar in his hands, his little mouth opening and closing with each brutal strike!
Yi Zheng glanced at him, "You really hid during human evolution, didn’t you, transforming this ugly!"
"Don’t talk to about life, you’re not even one!"
"Turns out perseverance despite circumstances looks like you, learned sothing!"
"Really envy how taking a selfie is your family photo, reunion feast for one!"
"You’re truly more capable of holding your own than a garbage bag!"
...
This bald Rabbit took on a hundred, holding his ground, even managing to curse with flair and vibrancy!
With over a hundred Divine Beasts, eventually even they started repeating insults, yet Yi Zheng was still able to hurl unique ones.
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