The monk who enjoys at looked at the Big Black Dog again, and the Big Black Dog howled: "Rabbit stew and chicken, best in the world!"
"Dog at with skin, invincible in the world!" Rabbit imdiately shouted.
When Big Black Dog heard this, his eyes widened at Rabbit: "Oh my hey? You actually have so skills!"
Yi Zheng tilted his head back, and stared back at him, not intimidated at all.
Big Black Dog snorted: "You little rascal, competing with ? You’re far behind!"
Then Big Black Dog shouted to the monk who enjoys at: "Monk, have you heard of ’Three ways to cook a rabbit’?"
Yi Zheng heard this and glared at Big Black Dog: "You’re going too far!"
Big Black Dog laughed: "Now you’re scared, huh? Competing with ? You’re still too young for that!"
Yi Zheng squinted his eyes: "Doggy, you’re forcing ."
Big Black Dog said: "What if I am?"
Yi Zheng stopped looking at Big Black Dog, and instead shouted: "I’m Buddha, frankly speaking, I’m actually a cook!
In my lifeti, I’m the best at cooking dog at!
Have you ever tried dog at with skin, shredded dog at, braised dog ribs, grilled dog face, roasted dog tail, marinated dog paws, or grilled dog whip?
The best is still the sauerkraut dog bits, chopped finely and stir-fried with sauerkraut in a dry pot!
Dog oil is also a good thing, the sauce made from dog oil, a bit of with-skin dog at or shredded dog at dipped in the sauce, tastes fantastic!
Dog blood is also a good thing, stir-frying it with dog at is the legendary bloody dog, after getting rid of the fishy sll with so old wine, tsk tsk...
Not to ntion, the pot base alone can be used for fried rice, that taste is simply unbeatable!"
Hearing the rabbit spit out a bunch of ways to cook dog at, especially using even dog blood and innards in dishes, it was simply the peak of dog cuisine!
Big Black Dog was dumbfounded; he thought he found a perfect scapegoat rabbit, but it turned out this guy was actually a chef!
Looking over at the monk who enjoys at, his eyes weren’t just shining, his saliva was even coming out: "Rabbit, is this true?"
Yi Zheng shouted: "Absolutely, Buddha, you get rid of this dog and I’ll cook for you!"
Big Black Dog was furious: "Rabbit, you’re crossing the line!"
Yi Zheng shouted back: "You crossed the line first!"
Big Black Dog never expected, after bullying his entire life and scamming countless people, he’d be scamd by a rabbit. Big Black Dog bared his teeth and raised his head, opening his large mouth intending to swallow the rabbit whole!
Yi Zheng wasn’t intimidated, he shouted loudly while spreading his limbs, and used his hands and legs to hold the dog’s mouth open. Big Black Dog was shocked to find the rabbit’s power was imnse, he couldn’t shut his mouth!
In the eyes of Big Black Dog, fierce light flashed, and Stage 15 power erupted at this mont.
But!
A large hand suddenly reached out, grabbed Big Black Dog’s neck, and pulled the rabbit away.
A large iron pot, a bundle of firewood, a pot of boiling water.
Beside it, a rabbit was tending the fire, a dog was tied up with a golden rope like a zongzi.
On the other side, the monk who enjoys at was relaxing against a tree trunk, fanning himself, mumbling: "Rabbit, hurry up, today we’ll eat that... hmm...
Oh right, dog at with skin!"
Yi Zheng responded: "Buddha, don’t worry, once the fire gets hotter, the dog can go into the pot."
Big Black Dog’s eyes were wide open: "You guys... you guys don’t go too far! If you push , I won’t be easy to deal with either!"
The monk who enjoys at scoffed: "Oh my, such a temper, co on, let see how you’re hard to deal with under the Immortal Binding Rope."
Big Black Dog glared at the monk who enjoys at: "You will regret it!"
The monk who enjoys at: "I definitely won’t regret it!"
Chill flashed in Big Black Dog’s eyes, the next mont he opened his large mouth... burst into curses: "Damn bald donkey, how can you, as a monk, still kill? Are you still human? You dare stay on Spirit Mountain?
Born by a mother, raised by a vixen, wuu wuu..."
After cursing a few sentences, the monk who enjoys at waved his hand, the golden rope wrapped around, binding Big Black Dog’s mouth, silencing him.
Big Black Dog glared at the monk who enjoys at, as if to say, even if you seal my Mana and mouth, I’ll curse you with my eyes!
The monk who enjoys at said: "Rabbit, add a dish. Stew those eyeballs for !"
Big Black Dog heard this, and his fierce gaze instantly turned gentle, pitiful, and begging.
The monk who enjoys at saw this, sneered, flicked his fingers, and released Big Black Dog’s mouth from the binding.
Big Black Dog then said: "Jidian, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have stolen your Spiritual dicine back then.
Please spare , I promise to repay double when I return!"
Jidian shook his head: "Double repaynt?
My Ganoderma was nurtured for a full eighty million years, watered with Dew, infused with Spirit Mountain’s Spiritual Energy, lectured with Buddhist teachings every day, it was on the verge of yielding a flesh Bodhisattva, but you kid swallowed most of it in one bite, leaked Spiritual Energy and ruined it all!
I couldn’t nurture a flesh Bodhisattva, but I need to reclaim the dicine’s power, stew you, eat you, then we’ll settle the karma."
Big Black Dog said: "Mount Tai God said there’s no internal strife here."
The monk who enjoys at laughed heartily: "I’m only stewing one of your legs, not killing you, how is that internal strife? Rest assured, in the following days, I’ll stew you piece by piece, once outside, there’ll be a full dog feast!"
Big Black Dog’s face was extrely gloomy...
And on the other side, Yi Zheng was sowhat shocked, he finally realized who the monk was!
Jidian!
Jidian from Spirit Mountain!
That is none other than the legendary Jigong!
Apparently, the only flesh-eating being on Spirit Mountain is this mighty figure.
Then the monk is the monk who enjoys at, so this black dog...
"Barks-at-Heaven Dog?" Yi Zheng suddenly asked.
Big Black Dog snorted impatiently: "Why are you calling ?"
Yi Zheng was stunned, the dog in front of him was actually Barks-at-Heaven Dog, but he clearly heard that Immortal Master Erlang took the dog with him during Ascension!
"Uh, are you really Barks-at-Heaven Dog?" Yi Zheng asked.
Big Black Dog snorted: "The real deal!"
Yi Zheng squinted his eyes: "But that’s not right, I heard when Erlang ascended, he took Barks-at-Heaven Dog with him."
Big Black Dog heard this, his eyes turned red, spat, then didn’t speak anymore.
On the other side, Jidian laughed heartily: "Rabbit, you know quite a lot, you’re not like a typical Wild Monster boss.
This dog is indeed Barks-at-Heaven Dog, but his ga na isn’t Barks-at-Heaven Dog, his na is..."
"Shut up!" Big Black Dog shouted.
Jidian looked at the dog’s fierce appearance, laughed heartily: "Alright alright, I won’t say that.
But talking about the matter of you being replaced, is certainly fine, right?"
Barks-at-Heaven Dog snorted: "Damn it, what’s there to say?
I was blind, believed her nonsense!
She knew how to suck up, I didn’t, so I lost and conceded, let her take it!
What’s good about being soone’s dog? From now on, I’ll go solo!
In the future, I’ll also raise a human as a pet!
When I ascend, I’ll take him too!"
Jidian laughed: "All talk about being strong, but in reality, full of unwillingness!"
"Bullshit, I...I’m not unwilling!" Barks-at-Heaven Dog yelled.
Jidian shook his head...
On the other side Yi Zheng shouted: "It’s ready for the pot."
Jidian said: "Then stew it."
Yi Zheng turned to grab the dog, Barks-at-Heaven Dog wailed: "Jidian, if I die, I’ll never play the ga again! Afterward, I’ll watch you in the real world, are you brave enough not to leave your house!
You step outside, I’ll pee on your bed!
I’ll wreck your house!
I’ll..."
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