Chapter 58: Chapter 58: The Ruthless Exploitation of Capitalist Rabbit [Request for Follow-up Reading]
But the Goblin Great Mage was so terrified that all his body hair stood on end, he scread and tried to create distance, however, that Rabbit turned around, grabbed him by the collar, and genuinely threw him to the ground, a familiar move, a familiar feeling, and the familiar sky full of carrots!
Boom boom boom boom boom…
-HP24515!
-HP24515!
-HP24515!
…
The Goblin Great Mage once again—died!
“Evil Extraction!” Yi Zheng, seizing the mont, imdiately began to extract.
However…
“Ding! Each BOSS can only be extracted once.” The system notification sounded.
Yi Zheng was embarrassed and angrily bit into a carrot, “I go to all the trouble of killing a BOSS, and you tell I can’t extract? Was all my effort a waste then?”
Hiding in the corner and shivering, the little Goblin cursed to himself, “System, listen to what this Rabbit is saying, does that even sound human? He kills soone outright and only cares about the effort he put in! Is this sothing soone should do?! Is this still the cute Little Rabbit? Deal with him…”
Pfft!
The already-dead Goblin Great Mage was so exasperated that he spat out a mouthful of thick resentnt, which crystallized into Resentnt Crystals in the air.
Yi Zheng saw this and imdiately dropped the carrot and grabbed the crystal in his hand.
92 points of resentnt obtained, 2 more than last ti!
Yi Zheng stroked his chin and said, “Could it be because I killed him twice in a row, the resentnt intensified? If that’s the case…”
Yi Zheng looked at the Goblin Great Mage on the ground and smiled gently, his pair of large buckteeth gleaming brightly like guillotine blades.
An hour later, a beam of golden light fell and enveloped that throne. The BOSS of the Goblin Forest, the Goblin Great Mage, was resurrected once more!
This ti the Goblin Great Mage had a clear thought, the mont he was resurrected he took off running.
But a hand reached out faster than him and grabbed his ankle, pulling him down and dragging him away.
The Goblin Great Mage turned around, roaring with tears and boundless rage, “You damned Rabbit, what are you doing? Let go, let go!”
The Rabbit, without turning back, said, “Don’t be so agitated, let’s play a ga.”
“Play a ga? What ga?” The Goblin Great Mage was baffled.
Yi Zheng pointed toward a cross in front and smiled, “Playing the ‘Jesus Flying’ ga, I’ll tie you to it in a bit. How does that sound? Excited? Happy?”
The Goblin Great Mage followed Yi Zheng’s pointer and almost had his eyes pop out of their sockets. This was his first ti seeing a cross, but the materials making it were all too familiar—clearly those were the Wolf Fang Clubs held by the two strong Goblins at the door.
Seeing the spikes all over it, the Goblin Great Mage cursed, “You beast! Let go, let go, let go!”
Yi Zheng, seeing him struggle furiously, said sowhat unhappily, “You started the fight, and now you want to let go? Can everything always go your way? Co on, be good.”
“Be good my ass!” The Goblin Great Mage swung his magic wand, Big Fireball Skill!
Boom!
A loud explosion!
Yi Zheng was engulfed in a blaze, a large red number floated up.
-HP12250!
But the Goblin Great Mage imdiately despaired when he saw the Rabbit casually pull out a carrot from the void and stuff it into his mouth, biting down…
HP13000!
Not only fully restored, but with a surplus!
The Goblin Great Mage was imdiately filled with despair, desperately throwing Small Fireballs, but for Yi Zheng, who had 150000 blood volu and a single bite restoring 13000, it was like just scratching an itch, completely disregarded.
No matter how the Goblin Great Mage struggled, he was getting closer and closer to that cross.
In despair, the Goblin Mage cried out, “For the love of God, save !”
Smack!
A hefty slap landed on the face of the Goblin Mage, stunning him.
The Rabbit stood on his chest, bent down staring at him with a wicked grin, “I’d advise you to stop yelling. The louder you scream, the more excited I get. Besides, those two idiots at the door have already been hamred to death. Now, even if you scream your lungs out, it’s useless! Behave, and listen…”
At that mont, the Goblin Mage cried like a young girl cornered by a villain, weak, helpless, and pitiful.
Soon the Goblin Mage was tied to a cross, and he asked pitifully, “Rabbit, what on earth do you want to do?”
Yi Zheng walked ten ters away, took out a carrot, and aid at the Goblin Mage, “Nothing much, weren’t you mocking my aim? I’m going to practice with you! As for why I tied you up, don’t you like to dodge? Co on, show another move!”
While talking, Yi Zheng threw the carrot.
Ah!
The Goblin Mage was startled; however, the carrot missed him, and he heaved a sigh of relief, only to see the Rabbit picking up a basket full of stones.
The Goblin cried, “Rabbit, what are you going to do now?”
Yi Zheng righteously said, “Hitting you with a carrot, you die too fast, not good for practice; I’ll use stones instead. Don’t worry, this won’t hurt as much. Just bear with it. See, don’t I treat you especially well?”
The Goblin Mage cursed through gritted teeth, “Beast!”
Whoosh!
Smack!
The stone hit the Goblin Mage’s head precisely, causing over 2000 damage to float up…
Though the loss of blood was minimal, the pain at ten percent was truly excruciating!
“Ow!” The Goblin Mage howled in agony.
“Got you, here cos another!”
Yi Zheng seed very excited as he kept throwing stones at him.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh…
Smack smack smack…
Ah ah ah!
“Move around a bit! Aren’t you known for dodging? Co on, dodge!” While saying this, Yi Zheng mimicked the previous actions of the Goblin Mage, moving slyly on the ground, then suddenly turned back and threw a stone, “Look back and throw!”
Whoosh!
Smack!
Ah!
…
Half an hour later, Yi Zheng’s aim with the stones had improved, and the Goblin Mage—perished again!
Yi Zheng quickly ran over, “Brother, you died just like that? One last question, do you hate ?”
Poof!
A big puff of black mist drifted out and turned into a crystal.
Yi Zheng grabbed it and saw, 250 Resentnt Crystals! His mouth twisted in a smile.
“Indeed, resentnt, when pressurized, only grows more and more, hahaha…” Yi Zheng laughed joyfully.
However, what frustrated Yi Zheng was, no matter how much he squeezed the corpse afterward, not a whiff of resentnt ca forth, making him suspect there might be a problem with his skill.
An hour later, a golden light fell, and the Goblin Mage was resurrected once again.
As soon as the Goblin Mage appeared, without saying a word, he leapt up, spun 180 degrees in midair, knees bent, magic wand raised above his head, and with a bang, he knelt on the ground, crying, “I surrender, I surrender! Stop hitting , it’s too damn painful!”
At the sa ti, the Goblin Mage saw the Rabbit standing on the back of a chair, holding a rope with a posture suggesting he was about to tie him up, which imdiately sent a cold sweat down his spine.
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