Chapter 569: Chapter 539: Seeing Off
Yi Zheng had had enough, “Damn, I don’t believe this, whatever I write you always manage to twist it!”
Yi Zheng casually wrote down a line: The na that can be nad is not the eternal na.
Yi Zheng knocked on the blackboard, “What does that an, tell !”
After reading it, Zi Lu burst into laughter, “Boss, I know this one.
If we can attack in countless ways, how could we possibly not be famous?
Combining with the previous line, once we understand that we shouldn’t be stuck with one way of attacking his house, we will inevitably beco famous, and very famous indeed!”
“Roar!”
The rabbits were stirred up again, the chickens clucked chaotically, and the bears thumped their chests producing thudding drumming sounds.
Yi Zheng grimaced and wrote another line: Nalessness is the beginning of heaven and earth!
Zi Gong jumped up, “I know this one; when you’re not famous, you’re just a piece of crap in the universe!”
Before Yi Zheng could deny it, Zi Lu shook his head, “No, this should an, because we’re not famous, it’s ti we started fighting.”
“Roar!”
The rabbits were stirred up again.
Yi Zheng wrote again, “Being famous is the mother of all things.”
Zi Lu imdiately explained, “Once we beco famous, we’re the mom and dad of everything, who would dare to disobey us?”
Yi Zheng wrote again, “Therefore always be without desire, to observe its secrets.”
Zi Lu was stumped, clearly puzzled by this sentence.
But Zi Gong got excited, shouting, “I know this; won only slow down our speed to draw swords. So we must be without desires. That’s when we can calm down and observe every tiny change in the opponent, seize the opportunity, and kill in one blow!”
“Roar!”
The rabbits continued to get riled up…
Yi Zheng’s rabbit ears completely drooped down, he casually finished writing the rest of the text, then turned around and walked away with his hands behind his back.
“Study on your own…”
He had given up.
As he wasn’t far away, the cheers of the rabbits ca from behind: “The Moral Muscle, The Moral Muscle, The Moral Muscle!”
Yi Zheng looked up at the sky, “Laozi, don’t bla , I wanted to teach properly, but alas, I can’t!”
Just then, the Chicken King caught up, excitedly asking, “Boss, I’ve got a question.”
Yi Zheng responded wearily, “Go on.”
The Chicken King asked, “Who is more formidable, Kongzi or Laozi?”
Yi Zheng sighed, “Kongzi once had three thousand disciples. He lived during the Spring and Autumn period and passed away during the Warring States period. While he lived, he set the rules of the path, and no one dared to cross him; everyone had to make sense.
It was only after he died that they dared to start wars.”
The Chicken King excitedly said, “Does this an Kongzi was the most powerful?”
Yi Zheng shook his head, “Laozi once said to Kongzi: Of the weak waters of the three thousand, he takes only a ladle to drink from.”
The Chicken King confused, “What does that an?”
Yi Zheng, knowing they were past redemption, resignedly raised his head with his hands behind him and let the autumn wind tousle his hair, “Laozi ant that your Kongzi’s three thousand disciples are as weak as water. If I desired, I could crack open your head at any ti to use as a ladle, scooping your blood to drink!”
“Pfft?!”
The Chicken King took three frightened steps back, “Laozi… he… he…”
Yi Zheng said, “Stop stuttering. When Kongzi was alive, he had to consult Laozi; consider him half a disciple.”
The Chicken King’s eyes widened, overtaken by excitent, “Then… is he also a sage of our Confucian Sect?”
Yi Zheng shook his head, “He belonged to the Daoist Sect. but you might say he was half a sage of the Confucian Sect.”
Excitedly, the Chicken King turned back and shouted, “Brothers, we have another sage…”
Then he ran toward the crowd of rabbits and chickens, and soon they were riled up again.
Yi Zheng sighed, hands clasped behind his back as he walked with a firm step, his gaze sharp, “Laozi needs to find them a good teacher no matter what, or else… this world is likely to be in chaos.”
Yi Zheng looked up at the sky, contemplating how to deal with the exam by the Heaven and Earth Association, still walking when suddenly he almost fell into a hole.
Glancing down, Yi Zheng furrowed his brows, only to see countless eyes full of tension, fear, and panic staring up at him from the pit.
Yi Zheng frowned, “Don’t monkeys climb trees anymore?”
At these words, the monkeys in the pit had their eyes instantly redden, filled with grievance, frustration, and anger – such complex expressions.
Yi Zheng casually threw a peach down, “Eat.”
“Rabbit, that’s too much! Even if I die, I won’t eat your stuff!”
Li Batian didn’t care about others holding him back as he jumped up and roared.
Yi Zheng looked at him, “So this monkey has a na? Not bad, not bad…”
Then Yi Zheng threw another peach at Li Batian.
He wasn’t in the mood to watch monkeys today, so he turned around with his hands behind his back and walked away.
Behind him, Li Batian looked at the peach in his hand and gritted his teeth, “Next ti, next ti you won’t be so lucky!”
Then he sat down and began eating the peach, “Really delicious…”
Three days had swiftly passed, and the day of the exam by the Heaven and Earth Association finally arrived.
That day, the sky was filled with dark clouds, with thunder and lightning flashing.
A Little Rabbit stood on a high mountain while countless rabbits, chickens, snakes, wild boars, bears, and other creatures looked up to the mountaintop.
Yi Zheng said, “Everyone, I’m leaving now. You all must study hard and stop ssing with those useless things!
You must read books, not just use them to wipe your butts!
When I co back, I hope you have at least finished reading three books and grasped their essence. Understand?”
Zi Lu shouted, “Boss, rest assured! We have already started reading books these days. Last night, I even recited so ancient poems!”
Zi Gong also cried out, “I’ve read books too, learned a lot of useful knowledge!”
Others also shouted loudly, expressing that they had been reading.
Quite a few people even pulled out books and waved them around.
Yi Zheng was imdiately interested, “You really read them? Good, good. Zi Lu, recite a poem for .”
Zi Lu imdiately cleared his throat and called out loud, “Yes, boss!
This poem is to see you off!”
Yi Zheng nodded, thinking, “Look at this fellow, reading definitely changes a person, even the words beco more graceful.”
Then he heard Zi Lu shout, “The wind howls and the Yi River is cold, a brave man departs, never to return…”
Yi Zheng, who had a face full of appreciation a mont ago, now had a face so dark, even his fur had changed color, grabbing a carrot and throwing it down, “Scram, scram, scram! You’re the only one not coming back, your whole family not coming back…”
Zi Lu said with a grievance, “Lay off, you’re my family.”
“Scram!”
Yi Zheng roared.
Zi Gong shouted, “Boss, if you didn’t like his, you’ll definitely like mine!”
Yi Zheng looked at Zi Gong, “Oh? Really? Let’s hear it.”
Zi Gong looked up, “An old friend bids farewell at the Yellow Crane House…”
“Scram!”
Yi Zheng threw a carrot directly, then jumped onto the back of Peng Demon King, “Let’s go, let’s go.”
Peng Demon King asked, “Not going to listen any longer?”
“Listen to what, the more I listen, the angrier I get,” Yi Zheng cursed.
Peng Demon King nodded, then with a flap of his wings, shot into the skies…
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