However, Fan Yue thought that trying hard not to laugh painfully was even worse than just laughing!
He put down his chopsticks and put on a straight face, "Tu Hengsha, I heard you’re a journalist, right?"
"..." Oh? Pretending not to know each other, huh? Great! She nodded, "That’s right, I am!"
"Have you ever learned that the most important quality for a journalist is to adhere to facts?" Why couldn’t he rember anything about wetting the bed?
She blinked, "Are you saying I’m making it up? All right, to uphold the spirit of truth, I’ll do another investigation! Let’s go ask Grandma again right now!"
"..." She dared to say that again?!
Seeing his face darken further, Tu Hengsha chuckled to herself, "Right, it’s better to ask the person directly than anyone else! So, for the sake of truth, I’ll interview you directly! Until what age did you wet the bed?"
"..." Su Ronggui glared at her, his expression as dark as the bottom of a pot.
That look, even Fan Yue could see it ant he wanted to tear Tu Hengsha to shreds. But Little Sha, how fearless was she? Still daring to get in trouble? She tugged at Tu Hengsha’s clothes, winking hard.
Tu Hengsha sat down cheerfully, "Well, the interviewee refused to answer. Let’s switch topics..."
Fan Yue was already scared of her, feeling she was acting unusual today. She quickly said, "What interview? Aren’t you sick of interviewing all the ti? You’ve finally got a break, don’t give a headache! Let’s chat instead, how was your experience interviewing in the disaster area of Nan County this ti? More interesting than entertainnt reporting?"
"That’s hard to say!" When ntioning Nan County, Tu Hengsha let go of the wetting-the-bed joke.
"By the way, didn’t you say you were going to cooperate with so Mr. Su? Did you find him smoothly?"
"Found him!" Tu Hengsha nodded, glancing at Su Ronggui, who had already shifted his attention to Bangbangtang.
"How was it? Is he a stern old man?"
Tu Hengsha looked at a certain soone and nodded slowly, "Yeah, pretty stern..."
"Hey! Is he easy to get along with?"
"Um..." Tu Hengsha considered it, "Not easy to get along with!"
"..." A certain soone’s eyes narrowed.
"What? What’s wrong with him?" Fan Yue felt a lot of sympathy for her friend.
"Not much..." Tu Hengsha said slowly, "Just has a peculiar temperant! Hot and cold! Scolds for no reason! And inexplicably ignores people! Eyes at the top of his head, looking down on everyone!"
"So didn’t you get scolded a lot? Endured a lot of grievances?" Fan Yue looked at her with the sa expression as the first ti she saw Bangbangtang...
Tu Hengsha sighed, "Pretty much!"
Fan Yue pat her on the shoulder, "Don’t be sad! This kind of grumpy old man, there’s generally two reasons! Either, his wife cheated on him, leaving a lush green grassland on his head! Or, he’s got hormonal imbalances! Impotent..." Fan Yue suddenly realized there was another guy present and couldn’t just blurt anything out, so she gave Tu Hengsha an understanding look, "n, when they reach a certain age, lose confidence and can only vent anger on unrelated people! In short, such n are either already cuckolded or on their way to being cuckolded! He’s already so pathetic, just take it as doing a good deed and don’t stoop to his level!"
Tu Hengsha pursed her lips, almost bursting into laughter, nodded quickly, "Mm-hmm, of course!"
Seeing her best friend in a better mood, Fan Yue felt relieved and even sought confirmation from the only man present, "Hey, Mr. Xu." She decided not to call him Gugu, giving him respect, "What do you think? You’re also a man, analyze if that’s the case, right?"
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