CLANG!
CRASH!
BOOM!
The ruined city continued shaking as Nobody and Mr. Sobody exchanged blows. Purple flas burned across the streets. Collapsed buildings crumbled further with every impact.
Nobody swung his crowbars.
WHAM!
The strike connected for a brief mont.
Then....
Mr.Sobody grabbed both crowbars.
Nobody’s eyes widened. "Oh no."
The clone’s burning hand tightened. Purple hell flas erupted.
FWOOOOOOOSH!
The tal imdiately began glowing red. Then orange. The heat spread rapidly straight through the weapons.
Straight toward Nobody’s hands. "AAAAARGH!" Nobody imdiately let go. The burning crowbars fell onto the street.
SSSSSSSSSS!
The ground beneath them lted.
Nobody jumped backward. Shaking his hands. "Okay! You’re just trying to literally grill now!"
The clone remained silent. The purple flas continued burning around him. The lted crowbars slowly twisted. Bent and destroyed.
Nobody imdiately summoned new ones.
CLANG.
CLANG.
Fresh crowbars appeared.
The clone rushed.
BOOOOOOM!
Nobody barely reacted.
CLANG!
Their weapons collided. The shockwave shattered a nearby building. Chunks of concrete rained from the sky.
Nobody slid backward. His boots carving trenches through the road.
The clone advanced relentlessly without an inch of hesitation. Just destruction.
Nobody blocked another attack. Then another.
Then another.
Each impact felt heavier than before.
"Dang it! This guy doesn’t stop!"
Mr.Sobody swung his burning crowbar. Nobody ducked. Purple flas barely missed his head. The heat alone scorched his t-shirt.
The clone imdiately followed with a kick.
THUD!
Nobody flew backward.
CRASH!
He smashed through a broken wall. Dust filled the air.
The clone continued approaching.
Step.
Step.
Step.
Like a monster that already knew the outco.
Nobody slowly stood, panting. His body hurt everywhere.
The clone looked untouched. Every wound healed and every injury vanished.
Nobody pointed toward the system window. "SYSTEM!"
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[YES?]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
"WHERE ARE ALL THOSE DANGER-TI SPECIAL SKILLS YOU KEEP GIVING ?!"
The system paused.
Then a new notification appeared. Bright gold, unlike anything before.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[NOTICE]
User has temporarily unlocked:
King Sli Elental Core
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody blinked. "...Huh?"
The system continued.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Abilities Unlocked:
Fla Magic Ice Magic Thunder Magic
Usage Restrictions:
None
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody stared. Then stared again. Then pointed at himself. "...What?"
The system repeated itself.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Elental Magic Available
Unlimited Usage Duration
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody looked horrified. "What the hell am I supposed to do with those?!" He pointed at the approaching clone. "My enemy is an immortal freak!"
The clone casually regenerated a cut across his chest. Just to prove the point.
Nobody pointed again. "SEE?!"
The system imdiately responded.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[USER IS DUMB AS HELL]
(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
"..."
"...Excuse ?"
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[DUMB]
[VERY DUMB] (ㆆࡇㆆ")
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody felt offended.
The clone continued walking forward. Purple flas burning brighter than ever.
Nobody stared. Then at the clone. Then at the elental powers. Then at the ruined battlefield.
Then suddenly the pieces connected. His faceless face sohow radiated pure mischief.
A grin appeared. "Oh....Ohhhhh. Now I get it."
The system imdiately beca interested.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[FINALLY]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody pointed dramatically.
"System."
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[YES?]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
"Can I use Infinite Crowbars here?"
A brief pause followed.
Then....
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[NOW YOU’RE TALKING]
( ≖‿ ≖ )
[YES]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody laughed. It was a dangerous laugh. The kind Ren would’ve imdiately recognized as trouble. "Perfect."
The clone rushed. Purple flas erupting around him.
Nobody pointed at him. "Let’s cage my immortal knock-off version."
Mr.Sobody swung. Nobody teleported.
FLASH!
The attack destroyed another building.
BOOOOOM!
Nobody appeared above the battlefield. Then raised both hands. "INFINITE CROWBARS!"
The sky darkened.
The clone stopped. Even Mr.Sobody looked upward.
Then....
WHOOOOOOSH!
The first crowbar fell.
Then another.
Then another.
Then twenty.
Then fifty.
Then hundreds.
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!
The battlefield transford into a tallic storm.
Crowbars rained from the sky like a natural disaster. Like Nobody had finally lost his mind. Well which was probably true.
The clone imdiately started smashing them. Destroying them, burning them.
But there were way too many.
100.
101.
102.
103.
The numbers continued increasing.
Nobody looked directly at us. Then pointed toward the battlefield. "Yeah guys. You guessed it."
The crowbar rain intensified. "I am planning on trapping this dude."
The clone continued fighting. Purple flas erupted.
Crowbars shattered. Yet more kept falling more and more.
And more.
The ruined city slowly disappeared beneath mountains of tal. Entire buildings vanished, roads vanished. Everything beca buried. Eventually....Mr.Sobody disappeared too. Completely buried.
A giant mountain of crowbars now occupied the battlefield.
Nobody slowly landed. Then looked at the gigantic pile. "...Okay. Step one complete."
The pile suddenly shook.
CRRRRRRACK.
Purple flas erupted from within. The clone was trying to escape, trying to regenerate. Trying to break free.
Nobody imdiately raised one hand. Red mana gathered.
The system recognized his intention.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[FLA MAGIC ACTIVATED]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody grinned. "Let’s cook Sobody."
FWOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
A gigantic sea of flas erupted. The mountain of crowbars began glowing Red, orange. The tal lted slowly. Then rapidly. Liquid tal flowed everywhere.
The clone’s silhouette beca trapped inside. The more he struggled the more tal surrounded him.
Nobody increased the flas. The ruined city glowed bright orange. The heat beca overwhelming. Even the air distorted. The mountain transford into a massive pool of molten steel.
The clone remained inside trying to escape and failing to do so.
Nobody pointed. "Still immortal?"
The clone answered by screaming. Purple flas erupted again. The tal shook.
Nobody imdiately raised his other hand.
Blue energy exploded outward.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[ICE MAGIC ACTIVATED]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
CRAAAAAACK!
The temperature plumted. The molten tal cooled instantly. The glowing liquid hardened. Solidified and locked. The entire mountain beca a giant tal prison built entirely from crowbars.
The clone’s arm briefly erged. Then froze.
Nobody folded his arms proudly. "There."
The battlefield beca silent. The clone stopped moving. The tal prison remained completely intact.
The system appeared.
Several golden notifications filled the sky.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[FINAL BOSS DEFEATED]
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody froze. Then imdiately looked upward.
The notifications continued.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Mr.Sobody Defeated
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Stage 8 Cleared
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
All Tutorial Stages Completed
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody’s eyes widened.
The next ssage appeared.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Reward Granted:
FACE
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody froze.
"..."
"..."
"...WHAT?!"
The system continued.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Reward will be granted
upon return to user’s world.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody stared. Then scread. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
His voice echoed throughout the ruined city. The sky itself seed to shake.
He jumped. Then jumped again. Then pointed triumphantly toward the giant tal prison. "I DID IT!"
The system remained silent.
Nobody pointed again. "I BEAT THAT IMMORTAL SOBODY!"
The system finally replied.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
[CORRECT]
(⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Nobody laughed.
For the first ti since entering the tutorial the pressure disappeared. The fear disappeared. Everything was over.
The centipedes, the brain monster, the sli king, the golem kong, the demoness, the Skyblader, the muscle Bob. Mr.Sobody, all of it.
He at last survived and cleared every stage.
And sowhere far away, Ren was probably smiling.
Nobody looked toward the glowing sky.
Then raised both fists. A huge grin spread across his faceless face.
"Tomaa!!"
"I’m finally coming back."
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