1. Dead
My na is Jake and I am right now staring at the shaless old guy who us sitting right in front of . Believe it or not but this shaless guy, yes this piece of shit is the god of earth.
"Ahm.. Jake, my man why aren't you saying sothing? Don't you like my cloud?"
"You !!! How the hell can you be so shaless!???" Jake scread.
"I get it okay, I get it anyone would be angry if they get hit by a giant dildo in the middle of a day !"
" I fucking died because of your stupid dildo ! Why the hell do you even have the dildo, aren't you a guy ?"
" hey, let's not get into my kinks here, I know what shit you have on your computer."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
"Okay, okay let's see it's definitely my fault that you died so how about I reincarnate you sowhere else?" God asked.
Woah ! I get to be isekaied ! So cool. I am definitely going to ask for all the cheats.
" Then give amazing cheat Powers and make a noble and yeah a big penis would be nice too."
" woah ! Woah ! Hold your panties there. I am not going to reincarnate you to those shitty Fantasy stuff you guys enjoy reading and watching so much. It's the sa world as before just a little different. "
" everything is sa ? "
" Yes, well it's a parallel world so maybe so historical stuff is different from yours but technology and society is almost sa as yours. "
" well, good enough, do it. But at least give so powers or sothing as an apology. "
" I am already reincarnating you what else do you want ? "
" gim a cheat skill, like a system or super power..."
"That's not going to be possible ask for sothing reasonable, I don't want to explain this shit to upper managent afterwards."
"Then do a better job at being god and stop masturbating at your job !!"
" geez fine, fine what do you want ? "
Hmm, what should I ask that will not make a governnts target and will also provide a big cheat in life. Like an advantage like any other.
" give a mind reading skill. "
" hmph, fine go away now. I have stuff to insert ah I an work, I have work to do.
You definitely just said stuff to insert you useless old man.
Suddenly everything went black. My head started hurting like hell. Like all my senses returned in double the forces. I try to lift my heavy eyelids and try to make sense of what I am seeing.
It seems like an ordinary white hospital room. Soone is holding my hand, ' hm is it soone close to ? Like family?' My head hurts like hell again and I winced in pain.
"Ahhh"
Young gorgeous won who is holding my hand wakes up from her daze and I see two other figures rushing towards from the corner of the room. I failed to notice them before, they are also beautiful woman one maybe more younger than other.
" Jake ! Jake can you hear us ? Are you awake ? " the girl on my right side said.
My na is Jake here too huh ! Funny I guess.
" ah, I am sorry but who are you guys ? " I had to ask since I have no other choice sooner or later they will find out that I don't rember anything about them.
" Jake, Jake it's mom, can't you rember your mommy ? " one of the older won who ca rushing said in worried tone.
" okay, okay give him a second let check first. " a woman in white lab coat said from the door.
Everyone turned towards her. She cos and checks up on thoroughly for hours.
' is it just my horniness speaking or is everyone I see is an amazingly beautiful woman here ? Even that nurse looks cute type.'
Doctor - "I have tried every possible test to see any difference but he is perfectly fine. Nothing is wrong with his brain at all. So we can't say for sure why he lost his mories or he can even recover them at all. But then again how he is awake from his coma is also a miracle for us. So can't say anything for sure here."
Mature woman who seems to be my mom - So he will never rember us ?
Doctor - as I said nothing is certain maybe he does or doesn't.
Red headed young girl said - So nothing is wrong with him right? He is completely fine?
' ahh how many tis do I have to say this '
I heard a voice directly in my mind like earphones but without anything in my ears. It was even directed towards like audio distance effect. ' Good job shitty God, at least you did one thing correctly.'
" ahm Mom ? Doctor? "
" yes my sweetie " my mother said.
" if I an alright can we go ho ? " I asked.
Doctor - Yeah, but I will keep you for a day just to check up if there are any other effects on your body.
Jake - Thanks, miss Doctor.
Doctor bead at with her perfect toothy smile. But other three won looked at like I was so kind of alien.
'what's with them ?'
I tried to focus on Burnett who seems to be the youngest.
'Did he just thanked the doctor ? This brother of mine ? Am I dreaming? He definitely lost his mories if he is being polite instead of his usual higher than mountains attitude.'
' Ahh seems like this body's previous owner had so attitude problems. Well this would be the fastest way to make them believe that I really lost my mories I guess.'
Mom - Okay if it's like that, you should rest Jake. Let them monitor you for a day. Mommy will co back tomorrow to get you baby. So don't worry about anything okay ? Don't worry about your mories too, we will figure sothing out eventually.
Those words of my mom were like bolt of lightning for the other two beautiful girls and they started to look like they just woke up from a dream.
Red head girl - Yes jake Don't worry about anything as long as you are fine everything is better.
Brunette girl - Get well brother. We will co to get you tomorrow.
I just nodded and they left. Doctor and the nurse left to leaving alone in the hospital room. Fortunately my mom returned my phone before she left, which is surprisingly latest edition of i-phone that ca out like last month. I guess my family is packing if I got is so early. I can't rember the code fortunately it rembers my face.
After so hour or so of random search and scrolling I was left speechless.
Just so minor differences my ass ! This world is governed by females, and males are minority so much so that even having a baby boy gives you lifeti of privileges and health benefits like so kind of lifeti governnt guests.
Males were usually worked only as actors and idols or so kind of CEO of so companies all high profile jobs. Like so kind of dying breed which in a way was kind of true.
Only 22% of humans on this planet were males and other 77% were females with so other genders in mix with extra 1%.
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