Swish!
With a swift strike, Lewis cut the green sli that was rocketing towards him. Barely dodging the corrosive strike, Lewis wielded his Gatling crossbow, shooting a barrage of arrows at it. Blowing across the top of the crossbow, Lewis smirked as he saw the results.
Scattered across the ground in front of him were orbs of many colours, ranging from green to red, blue to yellow. Each colour represented the different attributes the slis had. Holstering the crossbow, Lewis began picking up the cores.
Kaboom!
Small explosions could be heard from ti to ti, as Goblina began hurling the vials in her waist at the slis. So lted the slis, breaking down their connective bonds, turning them back into liquids, still very much alive. So imploded into themselves, scrunching until they could no longer shrink, exploding with a tiny pop. So even began burning, emitting screams of untold pain, running to and fro, trying their best to set out the fires that engulfed them.
"Wahahahah! I am Goblina, the destroyer of slis! Co and et your daddy! Wahahahah!"
Laughing maniacally, Goblina spread her arms out, basking in the carnage, all the while slis slid frantically, trying to escape, so even clasping their hands, praying for salvation. Holy shit is she ssed up...
Gulping, Lewis pretended he did not see it, storing the cores in his backpack. "Damn it, isn't there those, watchama-call-it, those fandangled 'Storage Spaces'?" Ears perking, Goblina turned to Lewis, sli juice dripping from her face.
"Hmm? Oh yeah, they do exist, but we can't afford it. A - they're too expensive, and B - you need so magic in you to activate it. And by the looks of it, you don't have it do you?"
Head tilted, Goblina looked Lewis in the eye, squinted, and squished the steel sli in her hand into pate. "Puhahahah! Where did you co from, another world or sothing?" Not realising she had nailed her shot, she continued killing slis. Blushing, Lewis soon focused his attention on the vials in her hands. Using Appraisal, he found information on them that shocked him.
Item: Goblina's Burning Bomb
Tier: 1
Grade: Perfectly Unstable
Remark: The successful(?) creation of Goblina, a barely contained vial containing a mixture of Manatised Kerozin, Benadyl, and 5 herbs. Though barely kept stable, one sudden shock could potentially explode the vial (and the holder) to kingdom cos. P.S., this is not R*****l, so drinking it won't give you wings (technically, because you can still fly like a jetpla-, y'know what, let's not go too far from the setting, otherwise our readers won't like it, causing us not get monetised...)
What the!?
Taken aback, Lewis was shocked to his core.
He had finally found his Holy Grail...
Without wiping off the stains on his hands, he dashed to Goblina, grabbing the panicking Goblin off the ground, and carouselling her in the air. "Leggo you perv!? I have soone I lov-"
"Would you please join us in our endeavour to the Moon!?"
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