85 even though i’m not a human, you’re a real dog (2/5)
after third brother finished speaking, he saw that eldest brother was in a daze and silent, so he stood up at the right ti.
“Boss, if there’s nothing else, I’ll take my leave.”
Link then pulled his attention away from the system and asked,”Did you see Fu? I didn’t see him when I woke up this morning.”
Ah Fu, he went out to buy newspapers this morning. He should be back soon.
I could’ve just sent my little brother to do it, ” third brother said with a smile. but Fu was worried, so he went with Fred.
Oh right, Fu got up early and made breakfast. I’ll bring it in for boss now.
Fred was Ah Fu’s underling. Link had seen him on the roster before. His specialty was driving.
Yup, it was the kind of driving with proper driving skills.
Link was relieved to see them together.
After delivering breakfast, No. 3 walked out of the office.
With his sharp eyes, he noticed that boss seed to be thinking about sothing important, and he should not be disturbed at this ti.
Even when a complete Wolf fossil was placed on the side table of the office, third brother did not say anything. He was waiting for Fu to co back and ask indirectly.
As soon as link entered the forum, the first thing he saw were three panel options.
These three sections were the three novice planets of destiny.
They mainly focused on the modern wasteland.
Steampunk-style Victoria.
There was also a Pandora with magical colors.
When the players entered the ga, they would be asked about their preferences, and the players could choose any one of them to be their novice planet according to their preferences.
All three planets had a complete super System, which was the four main professions. However, each planet had its own specialty.
Wasteland was a modern planet, and the mainstream professions were pugilists and chanics.
Planet Victoria had a 19th-century steampunk background, and the main professions were mystics, such as werewolves and vampires.
Pandora had a fantasy background, and the main profession was an Esper.
There were a total of 1000 players in this closed beta. However, after choosing their preferences and splitting the players, there were only a few hundred players on each planet.
Link didn’t say anything and entered the wasteland section.
Imdiately, link saw an entire page of posts, all of which were players discussing problems.
oh my, there are only a few hundred players and there are already so many posts? ”
After a quick glance, there were all kinds of ssy questions.
From why the ga didn’t recover HP, to why there was no beginner’s guide, to how difficult it was to make money. He had worked hard to complete three errand missions, but in the end, he only got 10 yuan as a labor fee in addition to the experience. Why was there a limit to the number of deaths, which was only 50 per week?
there were also so players who were randomly placed in extrely harsh environnts after entering the ga, experiencing the dangers of society as soon as they entered.
Link suddenly rembered what a closed beta player had said.
During the closed beta, there was indeed no novice village. Later, the closed beta players jointly suggested that the random drop-out was changed to a few fixed spawn points.
then, link saw a few posts about cola.
There was a player who landed in the desert base as soon as he was born. He was imdiately surrounded by the Shandu troops and brought back to the secret base for all kinds of interrogation.
Under the interrogation of the scientists and soldiers, the annoying player said, ” the mighty dragon of heaven, the Buddha of Prajna, the venerable Ksitigarbha of the world, the Prajna BA and Kong cangkong. then, he was knocked unconscious and sent to the dungeon.
The comnts below the post were also quite interesting.
[ player 1: failed flirting and got F * cked. ]
[ player 2: is there a player kindness Association? I was also arrested by the military when I was born, but I was locked up at the bottom of the lake. ]
[ player 3: I advise you not to tease the NPCs. The NPCs in this ga are extrely intelligent. ] I was walking on the street and whistling at a beautiful woman, then I was beaten up by a group of people.
……
Link realized that he could enter the forum, but he couldn’t reply to the post.
all the input dialog boxes were grayed out.
Link refreshed the wasteland section again. This ti, he stared at the person who posted it, looking for a few famous players from his previous life.
Soon, Link’s eyes brightened. He found the na ‘fluttering in the wind’.
Following the na of the post, he looked at the title-[ f * ck, this ga is too real! ]
“I didn’t expect that the cold Zhui Feng would exclaim in such a way.”
in lin jie’s previous life, the closed beta players had cleared all their posts after the end of the closed beta. therefore, if players wanted to know more about these famous closed beta players, they could only find out about them from the content of the open beta or from other closed beta players.
Link saw that wind was unusually cold. Even his replies were short.
Even in the in-ga interviews, he was cold and aloof, maintaining his character setting of not saying a word.
I didn’t expect the Guild leader of the miracle Guild to have such a childish side to him.
The miracle Guild was not a small guild. It was one of the top 10 guilds in the gaming world. Wind Chaser, floating soft, was not only the founder but also the old guild leader. She had led the Guild to various gas for 10 years and had won many honors.
This made link even more curious about what had happened to this guy in the sand City.
Link was stunned for a mont when he clicked on the post. He almost laughed out loud.
[ f * ck, this ga is too real! ]
The people from the big city were too uncultured!
I’ll get hit by a car even when I’m walking on the side of the road!
He really had eight lifetis of bad luck.
After looking at everyone’s posts, they were either complaining about being caught the mont I was born, or that I was in the middle of nowhere. I thought that I was lucky to be born in shadu and was born in the upper class.
After completing five F-level errand missions in one night, he had finally reached Level 2. He had also saved 50 yuan and wanted to buy breakfast to reward himself.
So, I spent 20 RMB to buy a bottle of iced Cola and half a fried chicken, ready to find a place to eat.
I didn’t expect a car to hit directly and I died on the spot.
I didn’t even have the ti to open the ice Cola, I didn’t even have the ti to take a bite of the fried chicken, and he was already gone.
My ntal state has collapsed!
At this point, I only want to say to the perpetrator: Although I’m not a human, you’re a f * cking dog!
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Link tried to hold back his laughter until he almost cried.
fluttering like the wind, this opening was a little too miserable!
If it was soone with a bad ntality, they would probably be so angry that they would quit the ga.
An errand mission gave 100 experience and a 10-dollar tip.
After a night of not eating or drinking and doing five missions in a row, he had finally saved up 50 yuan. A car accident had cost him 20 yuan. Who wouldn’t blow up if he was gone?
However, this guy’s luck was a little bad.
I wonder who’s so good at driving that the Guild Master of the miracle Guild has experienced the dangers of the sand City the mont he entered the ga.
to be able to drive on the sidewalk and not brake in a situation, he must be a talent.
Link then looked at the comnts below the post. They were even more well-written.
[ player 1: haha, you deserve it! ] without a tuxedo and a glass of red wine, how dare he call himself an upper-class person? Get out of the sand City! The sand City doesn’t welco lowlifes!
[ player 2: guild master windchaser, if it’s convenient, can you reveal the coordinates of your car accident? ] Little brother, I’m also in shadu. I just want to go over and help you protect Bing koluo and half a fried chicken. I promise I won’t eat them!
[ player 3: screenshot. The all-powerful guild leader Windchaser has been defeated by an unknown female driver. ]
[ player 4: this ti, it’s really windchaser. ]
[ player 5: the shaking ice falls, the fried chicken is stained with blood. ] That unusual beauty, the unforgivable sin.
Windchaser’S Piao Rou thought,”you guys upstairs, you’re all dogs!”
Just as link was enjoying the show, he suddenly heard a commotion outside.
fu’s trembling voice was followed by a sobbing tone.”Boss, bad news, bad news, I ran soone over with my car!”
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