Ren Suo stopped the "Spell: Healing," looked in the mirror, and noticed the claw marks on his face had almost healed.
The Black Bell was ridiculously fast. Ren Suo usually wore long sleeves and pants to cover the marks on his arms, but the creature sprinted up from his feet and clawed at Ren Suo’s face in the blink of an eye. However, its claws only grazed the surface, so Ren Suo easily healed himself.
It wasn’t that the Black Bell moved too swiftly for Ren Suo to react; it was purely because Ren Suo didn’t want to hurt the Black Bell that he couldn’t avoid it!
Although, by the ti Ren Suo managed to use "Clothing" for defense, the Black Bell had already vanished like smoke.
Turning on the Mini-World Ga Console, Ren Suo hadn’t expected that his trip tonight to share so good news would yield quite a few rewards:
"Three-Star Space Key: Increases chances of additional space-related rewards by 20%."
"Dong Chengling, Level 3 Bond, Bond Ability ’Within Reach, Yet Worlds Apart’: Teleport 20 ters (starting and landing point must be in the sa Dinsion). If your surface density (skin, hair, etc.) is lower than the average density of the landing point, you cannot Teleport. Cooldown: 10 hours. No consumption."
The Level 3 Bond still wasn’t very powerful, but the significantly reduced cooldown ti and the 20-ter Teleportation distance could be considered dium-range displacent. It would be useful for ga characters to overco obstacles in the future.
With the Key in hand, the first thing to do was, of course, to open a Treasure Chest.
While Four-Star Treasure Chests were tempting, Ren Suo looked around and noted he only knew two Third-turn Cultivators. Gathering four Three-Star Keys could take forever.
It probably wouldn’t take too long, though. Ren Suo vaguely felt that there wouldn’t be a shortage of Awakeners among the freshn at Heaven Lotus University.
A Four-Star Key equaled four Three-Star Keys, which equaled twelve Two-Star Keys, or twenty-four One-Star Keys. With that calculation, it wasn’t too hard to achieve, especially for Ren Suo with his role as a school doctor. It was just a small goal!
Of course, the most important thing was that Ren Suo had a sense of equality. Whether it was Three-Star Treasure Chests or Four-Star Treasure Chests, they were all the sa in his eyes—if it was ti to draw, he had to draw!
Not draw them now? Should he save them for Qingming festival offerings instead?
"You used a ’Three-Star Space Key’ to open this Treasure Chest."
"You obtained the item ’Unnad Account’."
"The Key’s effect activated, but the Treasure Chest’s contents were not related to the reward type, so the original Treasure Chest reward was enhanced as compensation."
"You obtained the item ’Super Unnad Account’."
Ren Suo blinked, his jaw almost dropping.
He had finally triggered a Key effect, and then... because there was no related reward in the Treasure Chest, it was gone?
However, "Infinite Intrusion" was a ga played in the data world, so it was normal not to have space-related items.
So the lesson was, in the future, he should use Keys with Treasure Chests that were at least slightly related to the Key’s Attribute? Otherwise, even if the Key was a ’One Shot Entrancing’ success, the Treasure Chest might still co up empty?
However, when Ren Suo, feeling a bit resentful, took another look at the "Super Unnad Account," his eyes lit up:
"Super Unnad Account"
"Quality Rank: Three-Star Item, Prerequisite: None."
"Effect: The Player gains an unnad account in the virtual world, untraceable, able to leave comnts directly on any website, regardless of the site’s comnting policy.
Power Boost Effect: The Player gains a Willpower Screen, which does not require any device to log into the network. Comnts no longer need typing and can be directly input through thought, displaying the Player’s comnts, pictures, or even videos on web pages directly."
"Note: A little toy of Ilina, who sotis uses it to have a blast arguing with Keyboard Warriors across various forums."
Ren Suo blinked and chose to equip it directly. Then, a white stripe appeared along his right arm.
Ren Suo pressed his hand on one end of the stripe and swiped. The stripe turned red, then blue in the next second, shooting out a blue beam of light that solidified into a 27-inch blue screen in midair!
Like ripples spreading across a lake as a stone drops into it, a voice welled up in Ren Suo’s mind: "Welco to your Super Unnad Account. Please enter the web domain."
Ren Suo recalled the domain na of the Giligili website. The screen’s display changed, taking him directly to this danmaku video website!
Whenever he willed it, the page scrolled down, zood in, zood out, or even registered clicks and right-clicks!
A super smartphone? Ren Suo was startled. He looked through the website content. He had been planning to try other websites, but then he suddenly noticed a video title—
"[MMD] ’The Nine-Tailed Fox in OL Uniform Isn’t Just Too Plump to Zip Up’"
MMD, Ren Suo knew, stood for MikuMikuDance. Simply put, they were videos of 3D animated characters dancing (though it was also possible to make non-dancing ’romantic action’ videos with it). Because they were very flashy, they had beco a major genre in the animation area.
Previously, MMD and animated music videos (AMVs), known as MADs, were considered the two pillars of the animation section. Now, MADs had mostly died out, but MMD still thrived and had even grown more robust with technological progress. This proved that the audience was indeed simple—they just needed ’boobs.’
Usually, Ren Suo didn’t watch MMD—it just wasn’t nutritious enough for him. However, since this involved the Nine-Tailed Fox, he had to check it out.
Clicking on the video, Ren Suo imdiately recognized the Nine-Tailed Fox from "Devouring the Spirit of the World," not a different version of a Tamamo-no-Mae Nine-Tailed Fox. In the video, the Nine-Tailed Fox wore a very short, deep blue OL uniform that almost revealed the panties inside—Tsk, just almost.
Black lace stockings covered her legs from calf to mid-thigh. The small strip of pale thigh visible between the stockings and the skirt hem created an ’absolute territory.’ The Nine-Tailed Fox’s upper body was no less striking; as the video’s title suggested, the front zipper was undone, exposing a deep black lace bra and the stark white, profound cleavage beneath.
As the music started and the video progressed, the Nine-Tailed Fox began swaying her waist. Her nine snow-white tails swished with her movents, and her black hair flowed as if in the wind. She continuously struck very alluring poses that accentuated her figure, and the cara closely followed her chest and buttocks, making one drool:
"Lick those black silk thighs!"
"Give the cara operator a raise!"
"Pause successful! They’re black!"
"Trash! You need to pause for that? My titanium-alloy glaucoma eyes can see it!"
"Those boobs! Lick, lick, lick!"
"You guys are watching my wife dance again!"
"I’ve seen lots of doujinshi of your wife, and you’re never the male lead!"
"There’s an R18 version in the description. I downloaded it. After a quick ’session,’ I lost all interest."
Such a degenerate stream of comnts. Ren Suo ntally gave them a thumbs-up, preparing to close the video. But at that mont, a sentence appeared in the video:
"Such a degenerate stream of comnts."
A mont later, a hand appeared on the screen, its back facing the viewer. Four fingers were curled, with only the middle finger pointing sharply upwards.
Ren Suo was taken aback. Only then did he rember that his Willpower could directly input content.
"Delete."
He replayed that segnt. Both the words and the middle finger were gone.
This prop is incredible! Ren Suo then realized its awesoness. Although it lacked any damaging power, its ability to let him surf the web almost at will, combined with absolute untraceable anonymity, arguably made it the ultimate troll tool on the internet.
Ren Suo returned to the MMD video, pausing it at the mont where the chest jiggled the most violently and the danmaku comnts were densest. Then, he concentrated, his face flushing red as he stared at the screen.
Monts later, Ren Suo finally exhaled, thinking: This prop can’t be used to draw complex designs, let alone create videos. I almost got dizzy just making a small GIF.
Then Ren Suo looked at his masterpiece: in the scene where the chest jiggled most violently, a real woman suddenly appeared. She had nine snowy tails, was dressed in a red yukata, and wore an expression of cold, proud Beauty.
It was the True Nine-Tailed Fox that Ren Suo had conjured from his imagination, based on a real picture!
She looked off-screen, her red lips slightly parted, and said coolly, her voice detached:
"Did you really think I don’t use the internet?"
After admiring his masterpiece, Ren Suo was very satisfied and turned off the light screen, deciding to stop playing for the mont—using his mind to create a GIF was more tiring than studying ’Thought Cultivation.’
Before going to sleep, Ren Suo checked his phone and found—the adventurer had died again.
"’It’s that cow that can kill with one glare again. I wonder whose it is.’"
"’But the of now is no longer the from the previous save... from before!’"
"’Divine Speed—’"
"’I’m dead.’"
The cow was still stronger. Maybe because it was a female cow.
Ren Suo could only reload his save. He found that although the quest was still "prepare a feast of chicken and wine," it started directly at the house of Dong Chengling’s grandfather, the old man.
Ren Suo had the adventurer go straight to the next location.
「The next place was a fairytale castle.」
It truly was a fairytale castle, with white walls, blue pointed roofs, stained-glass windows, and golden statues. However, the walls, gate, and everywhere else were overgrown with vines, upon which blood unknown, vividly tempting flowers.
"’I shouted outside the castle garden, and the gate opened automatically.’"
"’After I entered, I saw a girl in the garden.’"
"’The girl was wearing a Princess Dress, squatting beside the flowerbeds, holding scissors, seemingly trimming the flowers and plants.’"
"’I went over and asked her, "Are you the one inviting for a al?"’"
"’She nodded and asked, "Is red velvet cake okay for afternoon tea?"’"
"’I said, "Yes, but can we also have so Water of Life and Abalone, Sea Cucumber, Shark Fin, and Belly?"’"
"’She nodded, bent down, snipped the flower she was holding, and tossed it into a nearby ditch.’"
"’I asked her, "Why did you cut it? Do you know how to tend to flowers? That’s amazing."’"
"’She said, "I don’t know how to tend to the garden, but my garden has no room for these ugly flowers."’"
"’The little girl had sit on a European-style bench outside the garden while she went inside to prepare the food.’"
"’I sat down and noticed beautiful flowers everywhere. The little girl really loved flowers... huh...’"
"’Suddenly, the light dimd. I turned my head and saw a giant Treeman.’"
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