Even I think what I’m about to do is absolute nonsense.
I’m planning to kill them all at once using dot damage, even without the information that would normally be available through the monitor.
In a community that’s so old and stale that even the instigators have disappeared, if I said I was going to do sothing like this, they’d call a crazy bitch—no, a crazy bastard.
But, I’ve always been called a crazy person.
Even if I add one or two more outrageous acts, it won’t make much of a difference.
When I first decided I would kill your boss in one go, the first thing I did was asure the damage of my attacks.
I needed to know how much damage my mace was dealing so I could estimate how much HP the boss had.
The monsters in the Academy Dungeon were a huge help with this.
Even though the dungeon looked different, not all of the monsters inside had changed, so I tested my attack power by smashing them around.
After that, I faced the boss and back-calculated its HP. Then, I went to the back alley to get poison and bombs. I made a plan based on theory and put it into practice.
Unlike in gas, where I can see the numbers, there were a lot of trial-and-error here, but now, it’s different.
I’ve corrected my mistakes perfectly, so there won’t be any more problems.
“Do you think I’m a fool? I’m nothing like Joy!”
After snapping at the old man, I took a deep breath and strengthened my body with divine power.
If I think about how much ti I've wasted so far, my friends are probably already on the 100th floor.
The fact that I’m stuck here should have been a clue, so it’s almost impossible for them to be blocked here.
But that doesn't an I've lost yet.
Even if I waste ti, as long as I clear the 100th floor first, I'll still win.
I’m confident.
In the past thirty tries, I’ve optimized the route.
Theoretically, it should take just thirty minutes to defeat all your bosses.
In thirty minutes, I’ll move on to the next room, finish the boss off in one go, and claim victory!
I’ll make those professors who doubted eat their words and repay my friends for the humiliation I endured!
With my preparations complete, I imdiately set off toward the first checkpoint.
My running, which surpassed the limits of the human body, was so fast that it could be described as flying through the air.
Because of this, the monsters in the first dungeon couldn’t even touch the edge of my clothes.
I arrived at the first boss room in just five minutes and observed the movents of the giant with eight arms.
When it raised its top two arms, I smiled and dashed forward.
You probably don’t rember, but I’ve already faced you so many tis.
I know exactly how you’ll move.
And the first move you’ve chosen is the one that will make it easiest for to crush you.
I take one step back to dodge its two arms.
Then, I step forward, avoid the following combo, and strike its torso with my mace.
I can’t let emotions get in the way. I have to be calm. Like a machine. I must hit with the force I’ve predetermined.
When I saw the boss’s body dented, just like the at before making a cutlet, I forced its mouth open and poured poison into it before heading to the second boss.
Defeating the second boss was far easier than the first.
As long as I didn’t kill it, it didn’t matter.
After smashing the golem's limbs, I kindly placed a bomb on its head and moved on to the next boss.
The third dungeon's specter didn’t even require strategy.
I confird that if I slamd divine power into it, it would imdiately fall into a death state.
As the specter scread while being burned by the divine power, I created a divine area above it and imdiately moved to the next boss.
So far, everything’s perfect.
There hasn’t been a single mistake so far.
Now, all I need to do is ti the killing of the last boss.
“Grandfather! How many minutes have passed?!”
As I ran toward the fourth boss, I asked the question, and the old man imdiately replied.
“Let know when the ti is up!”
Dealing with the last boss wasn’t that difficult.
After all, I’m a paladin.
If I want, I could even keep my opponent alive for a while.
Upon facing it, I smashed the boss’s head and brought it to the brink of death, then used a weak healing spell to keep it alive for a little while longer.
When the old man gave the signal, I imdiately ended its life.
With the room’s guardian gone, the silence settled in, and I sharpened my senses.
The portal to the beginning of the dungeon hadn't appeared. That ans I haven't failed yet.
But there’s no reason to rejoice yet. After all, errors can arise at any mont.
Having been disappointed by premature joy in the past, I held my breath and waited for sothing to change.
After a few seconds, I heard the sound of a chanical device moving.
It was a sound I had never heard before.
Hearing that, I imdiately left the dungeon and headed to the crossroads where four paths t.
There, a fifth path had appeared—one that never existed before.
“I did it!!!”
It’s exhilarating to succeed at sothing that seems impossible at first glance.
This was no different.
Even if I told soone about this, they’d probably call it ridiculous, but I managed to pull it off. I jumped up and down, expressing my joy.
This is why I challenge myself!
It’s about banging my head against sothing that seems impossible!
The more impossible it looks, the sweeter the success feels!
“See! Grandpa! I told you I could do it!”
“That’s the dignity of a true... Apostle of the Holy God! Do you get it?!”
After a long while of flailing my limbs, I finally cald down, and I covered my face with both hands.
After so many tries, the joy of success made act like a fool.
Grandfather said it was cute because I was like a child of my age, but that’s the problem!
Being called cute is a disgrace to !
The old man seed to enjoy teasing as he kept saying things like this.
“Stop being so ridiculous, okay?!”
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