Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 450 Not All Stray Cats Rejected Dostic Cats!
On the empty ground in front of the shrine, Kawaki was lying on his side. He held his head with one paw and had a straw in his mouth sipping Coke while rubbing his bloated stomach. He was bored to death as he looked at Houichi and Gintoki who were fighting not far away for so unknown reason.
It was worth ntioning that the empty ground around Kawaki was filled with dozens of burgers and dozens of stray cats who were eating burgers with their heads lowered.
"What... What are they doing?" Kawaki murmured, "Are they fighting for territory?"
"No..." An orange cat who had finished eating the burger sat down beside Kawaki. He looked at Houichi, who was constantly attacking, and Gintoki, who was dodging in panic, and continued, "That stray cat will be kicked off the streets if he doesn't show so backbone now."
"Oh-----" Kawaki replied casually, "Amazing."
"By the way, it'll be your turn soon, right? Why are you still so carefree?" The orange cat asked again.
"Ah, I don't want to fight that kind of soft fight," Kawaki waved his paws and said disdainfully, "It won't benefit at all."
"Then you won't be able to stay here any longer!" The orange cat was surprised.
"Yes, yes, yes," Another yellow-striped cat walked over and said with a serious face, "Don't be afraid! If you are afraid, you will be chased out!"
"You brought us this kind of greeting gift when we first t. We won't sit idly by!" A cat with a scar at the corner of its eye ca over, "Fight! Fight for yourself!"
Imdiately after, the stray cats surrounded Kawaki and cheered him on.
Kawaki, who was a little impatient from listening, was about to retort, but he suddenly glanced at sothing out of the corner of his eye. He pointed his paw in the direction of Houichi and Gintoki and reminded them, "Hey, look over there!"
Hearing this, the stray cats turned their heads and looked in the direction that Kawaki pointed.
They saw Gintoki standing on both legs, his two front paws forcefully blocking Houichi's attack!
"S-standing?!" The stray cats exclaid in disbelief.
"He's standing upright!"
"Teach the rules here? Stop joking! My history of living here, and my history of eating leftover food..." As he spoke, Gintoki pushed away Houichi's claws with all his might and kicked him hard in the stomach, "It's several tis better than yours!"
"Ah----!" Houichi scread, and his entire body was kicked away. After spinning in the air, he landed firmly on the ground with four paws.
"You... What's your na?" Houichi looked straight at Gintoki and slowly asked.
"Sakata... Gintoki," Gintoki replied.
On the side, Kawaki was in a bad mood. The corner of his eyes twitched as he thought to himself, 'Is that ugly cat, Gintoki?!'
"It's too long. I'll just call you, Gin." As he spoke, Houichi slowly turned around and said, "In order to protect your balls, you must live carefully."
"Hey... hey, wait a minute..."
Gintoki was just about to say sothing when he was surrounded by a group of excited stray cats.
"Amazing! You are amazing!"
All the stray cats ca forward and praised him one after another.
"Houichi is not a big deal."
"Gin! It is not a dream for you to replace Houichi and beco a boss cat!"
"I've had enough of his oppression!"
"Why are you guys making a ruckus without permission? Why are all of you getting so familiar with?!" Gintoki shouted. Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt sothing and quickly covered his butt. He pointed to a black cat behind him and shouted angrily, "Hey! Don't sll my butt!"
"Gin! Help this child!" The orange cat pointed at Kawaki, who was still in a daze, and continued, "This child does not dare to fight Houichi at all!"
"Yes! Help it!" The other cat echoed, "This child is too timid, but he is also a good cat!"
Looking at the Coke between Kawaki's bent front legs, Gintoki suddenly beca expressionless. At the sa ti, he thought in his mind, 'Is this guy, Kawaki?!'
"He... doesn't need it," Houichi's voice ca over, "He... is a dostic cat."
At this ti, Kawaki ca to his senses and shouted angrily, "Hey! Who is a dostic cat?!"
"Amazing! It's actually a dostic cat!"
"It's a dostic cat that cos out to play and have friends! No wonder it's so clean."
"Did you bring us gifts because you wanted to play with us?"
"Wouldn't it be better to say this earlier?"
"Co on, don't be shy. We will play well with you. How about a yarn ball? "
"Of course not! This child must only have yarn balls for company at ho. Now that he is here, he needs to play so more novel gas!"
...
Listening to the suggestions of the group of stray cats, Kawaki's face showed several black lines. He silently retorted, "Although it sounds like a dostic cat is better than a stray cat, why do I feel a little angry?"
"Hey, look over there." Suddenly discovering sothing, Gintoki pointed in a certain direction and reminded Kawaki.
Kawaki looked in a direction pointed by Gintoki. He saw a black cat with a blue scarf around its neck standing on its two feet and leaning against a tree with its hands crossed. Its eyes were looking at this place.
After noticing the gazes of Kawaki and Gintoki, the black cat turned around and left. At the sa ti, it raised its right paw and waved, indicating for Kawaki and Gintoki to follow.
...
In the forest not far from the shrine, beside a small mound, the black cat stood on its legs and looked at Gintoki and Kawaki in front of him.
"I won't beat around the bush. You... are not cats, right?"
"I don't want to be told by a guy who walks in two legs!" Gintoki was furious.
"No, I also walk in two legs." Kawaki took a sip of coke and raised his other hand to remind him.
Gintoki, "..."
"Did you do sothing here?" The black cat turned to look at the small mound that looked like a tomb and asked.
"Ah? So what if I did sothing?" Gintoki replied disapprovingly.
"No, I don't have any impression." Kawaki shook his head.
"The owner of this place is a good person who will feed any cat," The black cat continued to explain, "The owner of this property is a kind person who feeds the stray cats. The cats gather here for that reason. This grave was made by the kind owner in mory of the strays who have died. Hundreds of cat souls rest beneath this ground..."
The black cat glanced at Gintoki and Kawaki again and asked seriously, "I will ask again, what did the two of you do here?"
"I...took a piss," Gintoki replied with sweat all over his face.
Kawaki also crossed his arms over his chest with one hand, his other hand supporting his chin as he began to think carefully.
Hearing this, the black cat lowered his head and sighed.
"Hey! So I ended up like this because of a cat curse?!" Gintoki said with a trembling voice, "That kind of thing is impossible!"
"That kind of impossible thing has already happened to us, right?" The black cat raised his head and replied.
"Us?!" Gintoki suddenly caught a keyword and looked at the black cat in disbelief, "Don't tell that you also took a piss here?!"
"Not a piss," The black cat turned around and corrected him, "a dump."
Gintoki, who had been silent for a long ti with his head tilted, suddenly stood up with his two legs and hugged his furry head with his two claws, "You are Zura! You took a dump out here?! Could you consider the image you're supposed to have?! Seriously, man. You have no fear."
"A samurai must be prepared to do his business in any place at any ti," Katsura replied.
"Anyone who takes a dump on a grave can't be considered a samurai! Gintoki shouted loudly.
"No, I didn't do anything." Kawaki, who had recovered from his deep thoughts, narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "I am different from people like you who casually piss and dump in a grave. I may have just stolen Korin's senzu beans and been punished by Korin."
"I see. If you say it like that, then it's not because of my bowel movents." Katsura nodded and then continued, "I eat Korin's senzu beans, and then... I had diarrhea."
"There is no difference at all!" Gintoki retorted angrily, "The most important part has not changed at all!"
"I was attracted here by the sweet scent of paws," Katsura held one of his claws and continued, "But I didn't expect that it would be a trap..."
"You brought this on yourself!" Gintoki shouted.
"But as a result, I was able to evade the Shinsengumi's pursuit. A fortunate turn of events, or as they say, sh*t happens." Katsura said with so emotion.
"Hey! Who can stuff so explosives into this guy's ass!" Gintoki shouted crazily, but then he noticed sothing, "Hey, Kawaki, what are you thinking about?"
"A little troubled," Kawaki said while holding his chin and thinking, "Both of you clearly rember what you did at that ti, but my mory began to blur after I ca here. When my mory beca clear again, I was already in this body..."
"Stop pretending! You must have dumped here too, right?"
"No, that kind of thing is impossible to happen." Kawaki shook his head and replied with a face of truth, "At that ti, when I passed by this place after I bought the ga, I lost consciousness in an instant. When I woke up again, my body had already beco like this. If the two of you were cursed by a cat, then what about ? What was the reason?"
"Is what you said true?" Gintoki still had a look of disbelief.
"Ah, it's true."
Kawaki nodded in agreent. Then, he lowered his head and sucked the last mouthful of coke. Then, he casually threw the empty Coke can onto the grave.
"I more or less know why..."
Looking at Kawaki's incomparably skilled movents, Gintoki silently covered his face.
"Eh?! Really?!" Kawaki said in surprise.
"Ah, really." Gintoki raised his head, took a deep breath, and shouted angrily, "Can't you even notice it yourself?! Why did you throw that kind of trash on the grave?! Speaking of which, aren't you too skilled in your actions?! How many tis did you do it? There should be dozens of tis, right?!"
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