"Speaking of which, Toshi doesn't read Jump, so he doesn't understand," Kondo explained with his hands crossed, "Ichigo 100% was a harem romantic cody manga that was serialized in Jump Comics. "
"Really? What are you talking about?" Toshiro asked again.
"The love and hate between a man and four won." Sogo summarized it in a simple and crude manner.
"What kind of manga is that..." Toshiro's face was full of black lines, but then he thought of sothing and changed his tone, "No way! Didn't the twelfth rule in the bureau stipulate that the people of the bureau are only allowed to read Magazine, and the rest were classified as illegal products?! In the end, you guys have been secretly reading banned books?!"
"Well, calm down, Toshi," Kondo advised, "This kind of thing doesn't matter, right?"
"That's right, Toshi, this kind of thing doesn't matter, right?" Sogo put on the sa posture as Kondo and said in the sa tone.
"Who are you calling Toshi!" Toshiro cursed, "Also, commit seppuku for , you bastard! It was clearly stipulated that you can only read magazines, so why do you also read that kind of thing? I don't rember you having that kind of hobby!"
"How can you say that, Hijikata-san?" Sogo spread out his hands and made a helpless expression, "You must know that in order to resist you, I work super hard every day~."
"Why don't you use this effort on my work!" Toshiro said, trying to suppress his anger.
...
In the backyard of the Yagyu residence, Otae was locked in her room to practice calligraphy. This was also forced by Granny Otaki. Granny Otaki and three maids were guarding outside the door.
However, just after writing a few words, Otae heard the noise of Granny Otaki and Kyubei's father coming from outside the door.
"Koshinori-sama, you can't go in." Granny Otaki stood in front of the room and said with a serious face, "n are not allowed here! Even if you are the leader, you can't go in! This is a sacred sanctuary for won only!"
"Granny, now is not the ti for that! Get out of the way!" Koshinori frowned and said solemnly, "Otae, hurry up and call Otae out!"
"What? Do you want to find that girl again?" Granny Otaki's eyes were full of disgust, "You said you wanted to chase her out, and now you want to call her out. I have had enough! If she doesn't leave, then I will leave! Tell clearly whether you want that woman or !"
"Right, Right!" The three maids behind Granny Otaki echoed.
"Don't speak in that tone. It's really disgusting, you old hag!" Koshinori cursed with veins popping out on his face.
"With all due respect, Young Master can't control that woman at all." Granny Otaki finally beca serious and reminded him with a serious face, "She is an incorrigible tomboy! She will bring disaster to the Yagyu family!"
"The disaster you ntioned has already happened," Koshinori clenched his fists and resisted the anger in his heart, "I don't know where that group ca from; it's really annoying! Kyubei and the famous Four Devas were ssing around in the house, flying everywhere and being beaten to pieces! Especially the dojo, it has already beco ruins! "
Because of curiosity, Otae secretly opened the door and stretched out her little head, raising her ears to eavesdrop on the conversation.
"And there seems to be a guy who claid to be Otae's younger brother among the guys who broke in. I don't know the situation at all, so I want to ask about it!" Koshinori continued.
"Her younger brother?" Granny Otaki made a frightened expression, "It's really terrible! Sure enough, that family has savage blood! "
"So scary~" The three maids behind Granny Otaki echoed.
However, at this mont, Otae could no longer bear it. She rushed over and kicked Granny Otaki and the maids.
"Get out of the way!"
After landing, Otae quickly got up and ran into the distance.
"That is..." Koshinori wiped his nosebleed and looked at Otae's back, which was getting farther and farther away, "Otae! Hey! Otae-chan!"
"Hey! Don't ss around!" Granny Otaki also shouted.
However, Otae did not hear it at all. Right now, Otae's entire mind was focused on Shinpachi and everyone from the mouth of Koshinori.
'Shin-chan, everyone...' Otae's heart was full of worry...
...
In the front yard of the Yagyu residence.
"I didn't expect that I would really lose." Kyubei murmured, then looked up at Kawaki, "You won, but... the ga is not over. Our captain is not ."
"Captain? What is that?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.
"Hey, Gin-san, Kawaki-san did not listen to the rules as we expected," Shinpachi said expressionlessly.
"Oh, that guy, he especially hates those long-winded rules." Gintoki picked his nose and replied casually.
"Isn't this too casual!" Shinpachi shouted.
"Why does it matter?" Sogo's face was full of disapproval, "That kind of thing doesn't matter, right? If you don't know who the captain is, can't you just kill them all? "
"Hey, this guy's sadist soul has also begun to burn," Shinpachi murmured expressionlessly.
"I really admire you." Kyubei chuckled, "I didn't expect that I would lose to such a guy one day. But... the outco of this battle is not over yet. Our captain is not so easy to deal with. That is the strongest swordsman in the history of our Yagyu family..."
Before Kyubei could finish, Binbokusai's voice suddenly ca from behind Kyubei.
"That... Kyubei," Binbokusai was naked and with a mosaic on his crotch; he pointed to the n's toilet not far away and said, "There is no paper in the n's toilet over there. Can you send so? I have been waiting in the toilet for a long ti, and no one has co."
Kyubei, "..."
"Binbokusai-sama! What the hell are you doing!" Tojo, who was buried in the ground, shouted, "You are our captain! How can you run around like that?"
Everyone: Jiiiiii~(Stare)
"Crap!" Tojo finally reacted, "It seems like I said sothing I shouldn't have said! I'm sorry, Young Master!"
"There's no other way," Binbokusai explained weakly, "After all, I have been waiting for a long ti, but no one has co. Moreover... next ti, we must check the paper reserves in the toilet all the ti."
"Oya, the one walking naked in the yard is your captain..." Kondo looked at Binbokusai with a fierce face and made a gesture of eagerness to try.
"Is that your captain?" Kawaki pointed at Binbokusai, who was not far away and asked Kyubei.
Kyubei, "..."
"Hey, you," Kawaki took out a roll of paper from his bosom, "Throw the small plate on your head to . I can give you the paper."
"This kind of despicable ans..." Tojo cursed and then looked at Binbokusai, who was not far away, "Master! Don't be fooled! "
"Can you guys stop staring straight at others? It's embarrassing." Binbokusai covered his face and said.
"Don't worry. The mosaic that should be added has been properly added." Kawaki said.
"Huh? Really?" asked Binbokusai as he released his hand, "Do I have mosaics all over my face?"
"No, I an down there."
"Isn't there no difference!" Binbokusai covered his face again, "The little brother over there, give the toilet paper. I'll give you the plate."
"No!" Kyubei shouted, "Grandpa! Hold on a little longer!"
"Yes! Master! You must not admit defeat!" Tojo also shouted. Just as he finished speaking, Tojo felt a sense of incongruity in his abdon, as if sothing was about to spurt out of his anus, "Not good! The eggs I ate this morning..."
Then, Tojo looked at Kawaki with a face full of sweat, "That... Can you please pull out... That... there is a feeling of uneasiness in my stomach..."
"No need; you can solve it there." Kawaki had a refreshing smile on his face.
'This person... is a sadist! It can't be wrong! It's a super sadist! ' Tojo finally reacted, 'Not good! I can't hold it in anymore! That damned old hag! Didn't she say that she wanted to buy fresh eggs?!'
"Oh my, look at your painful expression~" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled, "It really doesn't matter; wouldn't it be better to solve it directly? Alright, follow , inhale, inhale, exhale. Inhale, inhale, exhale~."
"Do you think this is enough to make , the head of the Yagyu Four Devas, admit defeat?! You underestimate too much!" Tojo gritted his teeth and said.
"Ha, that's it," As he spoke, Kawaki squatted down and looked at Tojo with a smile on his face, "Hurry up and settle this here. Otherwise... I'll kill you."
I'll kill you; I'll kill you... These words kept echoing in Tojo's mind.
"Ah, he really is a sadist..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly. However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi noticed that there was sothing wrong with Gintoki...
"Not good!" Suddenly, Gintoki covered his stomach and looked at Kawaki with a painful expression. He reached out his trembling hand, "Give the paper! The red bean bread I ate in the morning seems to be expired..."
"Actually, I also suddenly..." Kondo also covered his stomach and stretched out his hand with a painful expression, "The banana I ate this morning doesn't seem fresh! Give ! Give the paper!"
"Oh~ I suddenly thought of a fun ga~" Looking at the pained faces of Gintoki and Kondo, as well as the black-faced Tojo, who was covered in a cold sweat, and Binbokusai, who was squatting on the ground. Kawaki stood up and said with a smile, "Then, at this ti, we should use a ga to decide the ownership of this roll of paper, don't you think? Sogo-kun?"
"I think it makes a lot of sense," Sogo, who ca to Kawaki's side at so point, nodded in agreent, "After all, there is only one roll of paper, but there are four people who need it. In this situation, it is better to use the ga to decide."
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