"You don't have to explain, Gintoki. I understand." Kawaki got up from the ground, crossed his hands, and muttered.
"You don't understand anything at all!" Gintoki shouted, but just as he finished speaking. He heard footsteps.
Then, Gintoki pulled Kawaki while Tatsumi pulled Shinpachi and Kagura to quickly hide.
"It stinks!" Kawaki looked at the garbage around him and complained in a low voice.
"Shut up! You idiot!" Gintoki quickly covered Kawaki's mouth and secretly looked toward the entrance of the alley. He saw a figure sneakily walking to the entrance of the alley and squatting down, but his appearance could not be seen clearly, "It can't be wrong. That person must be the arsonist!"
"Really? Is that person the arsonist who has been running around and committed cris recently?!" Shinpachi, who was hiding behind the trash can, was shocked. Then he looked at Gintoki on the other side and complained, "Gin-san, since you are here to catch the arsonist, at least tell us."
"You little brat is not at the age of playing with fire yet!" Gintoki said righteously.
"Damn... that person... why did he take off his pants..." Kawaki felt that sothing was wrong, and the figure seed to be getting clearer and clearer, and the uniform on his body was a little familiar.
At this mont, the figure let out a comfortable moan, "I almost couldn't make it! Luckily, there's a toilet here!"
"That's a gorilla, right?" Kawaki said with uncertainty.
"Ah, it really is a gorilla..." Kagura echoed.
"It really is just a gorilla..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly.
Seeing that the gorilla in Shinsengumi's uniform was about to put on his pants, everyone finally couldn't help but jump out together. Kawaki was the first to kick Kondo over, while the others surrounded Kondo and cursed.
"What are you doing? Coming out to make trouble at a ti like this!" Gintoki cursed as he kicked, "Why is the alley just a toilet in your eyes?"
"Chief of Shinsengumi is pooping on the street. I have already thought of the headlines tomorrow." Kawaki said.
"Wait for your reputation to be ruined! You gorilla!" Shinpachi shouted, "Don't do bad things at a ti like this!"
"Wait... wait a minute!" Kondo shouted as he got up, "I just can't help it! What can I do?"
"If you can't help it, you pull your pants down? You bastard!" Kawaki kicked Kondo again and scolded, "What kind of dirty scene did you let us see!"
"Don't kick, don't kick, don't kick..." Kondo quickly begged for rcy, "Speaking of which, what are you guys doing here?"
"Of course, I'm here to catch the arsonis-aru!" Kagura was the first to answer.
"Arsonist? Work?" Kondo was puzzled.
"This is the job of the police! Aren't you the police chief?" Gintoki retorted, but in the next mont, everyone heard footsteps again.
"This ti, it must be the arsonist!" Gintoki made a decisive conclusion. At the sa ti, he gave Tatsumi a look. The latter understood and still pulled Kagura and Shinpachi to hide quickly.
anwhile, Gintoki dragged Kawaki and Kondo to hide quickly.
Everyone hid in the garbage dump and waited quietly. The footsteps were getting closer and closer... Finally, the figure appeared in the alley!
"This must be the arsonist!" Gintoki decisively concluded.
"Don't tell you got it wrong again? Or is he here to poop again?" Kawaki retorted in a low voice.
"Definitely not! He is even more careful than the gorilla! Look, he is still looking around!" Gintoki analyzed as he looked at the figure.
"Gorilla! Please! When he is about to set fire, you go out and arrest him!" Gintoki turned to Kondo and said, "When the ti cos, we can also get a reward, right?"
Speaking of this, Gintoki was a little smug, "I didn't expect a mission without a reward to suddenly beco a mission with a reward..."
"I know! This is also the duty of the police!" Kondo nodded with his hands crossed, "I will help too!"
However, the operation of the figure next really confused the group of people.
They saw that the figure was facing the wall with one hand supporting the wall, raising his buttocks, and then taking off his pants...
"Ah, it was really too dangerous..." Zenzou said to himself in relief, "Fortunately, there is a pharmacy nearby... If it were a little later, it would be over..."
"So it's you!" Kawaki jumped out first and kicked Zenzou over.
"Ah? So it's you," Zenzou said happily. He extended his hand with a suppository in front of Kawaki, "Please, help take the dicine. I'm already in so much pain that I don't have much strength left. Hurry up and..."
At this ti, Gintoki also jumped out. He didn't give Zenzou a chance to finish speaking and kicked the latter away. The latter turned into a bright star and disappeared in front of everyone.
"Gin-san... That was..." Shinpachi murmured while holding his glasses.
"Don't worry about it. There's nothing." Gintoki replied without hesitation, "You guys didn't see anything!"
"Is it really possible to wait for an arsonist in a place like this?" Shinpachi could not help but complain, "There are so many alleys, why are you so sure that he will co here?"
"I always feel that there is a magic in this alley," Kawaki muttered, "Hasn't it already attracted two perverts?"
"That makes sense." Gintoki nodded and continued, "Hurry up and hide! Wait for the next suspect!"
"Understood!"
...
Ten minutes later.
"Hey, soone has appeared again!" Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "This ti, it definitely won't be wrong!"
"That's enough, Gin-san." Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, "This is the third ti you've said that!"
Looking at the figure sneakily squatting down in the garbage dump and looking around, Gintoki chuckled, "See? This person is definitely the arsonist!"
"This might not be wrong!" Shinpachi replied, then looked at Kondo, "Kondo-san, you have to watch that person's every move!"
"Don't worry!" Kondo patted his chest and promised.
"Ah, wait... that coat..." Tatsumi, who had been staring at the alley, suddenly felt that the figure was becoming clearer and more familiar until the figure turned around.
"Isn't that the bald man from your place?" After seeing the figure clearly, Gintoki asked.
"Why is the chief here..." Tatsumi murmured, "Could it be! The arsonist is..."
Before Tatsumi could finish, everyone saw the bald uncle take out a magazine and mutter to himself, "Maybe I shouldn't throw them away, after all. I do like this one a lot..."
"It seems to be just here to throw a magazine..." Shinpachi whispered.
Everyone fell down at the sa ti.
However, the noise attracted the bald uncle's attention.
"Tatsumi? What are you doing here?" The bald uncle asked.
"It's you! Don't co to this place just to throw your filthy magazines!" Tatsumi walked to the bald uncle and complained.
"No, no! I'm just here to throw Jump!" The bald uncle pointed to a stack of magazines on the ground and explained without blushing.
"Don't lie! You even co up with such a disguise but I can tell it's a lie at first glance!" Tatsumi retorted.
In that pile of magazines. Only the top one was Jump and the bottom was full of eroge magazines...
"Really, I don't want to be such an uncle." Gintoki walked forward and said.
"That makes sense!" Kondo said at the sa ti.
"The two of you are enough! Aren't your waists already filled?" Shinpachi pointed at the magazine filled at their waists and complained loudly.
"We have a lot of children in our family, so we can't bring these magazines back." Gintoki walked to the bald uncle and squatted down. At the sa ti, he kept flipping over the stack of magazines in front of the bald uncle.
"Idiot! It is precisely because he is a kid in the puberty period that he needs this kind of thing!" The bald uncle retorted seriously.
"Who are you calling kid in the puberty period?" Shinpachi kicked Gintoki over and scolded but his face was red.
"Of course it's you!" Gintoki replied without thinking, "Aren't you in heat 365 days a year?"
"That should be !" Kondo said.
"Don't think that I didn't see what you secretly stuffed into your bosom! Shinpachi!" Gintoki continued.
"There's nothing there!" Shinpachi blushed and retorted at the sa ti. But his hands were unnaturally protecting his chest...
"Don't look, Kagura-chan." Kawaki covered Kagura's eyes and said, "They are basically hopeless. Their existence has no aning in society."
"You are right..." Tatsumi nodded in agreent.
...
"Compared to those insignificant things, what are you doing here?" The bald uncle ignored Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kondo who were fighting on the side. Instead, he looked at Tatsumi and asked.
When Tatsumi heard this, she turned her face unnaturally. As if she did not want to answer this question.
"You... are you still thinking of doing those unnecessary things?" The bald uncle sighed and said earnestly, "Are you done? You have caught eight fake arsonists this month. There are already a lot of complaints..."
"No matter what an eroge magazine uncle like you says, I will never leave the firefighting business!" Tatsumi crossed her arms and replied without thinking.
"Just give up. Don't you know that we don't need a little girl like you?" The bald uncle stood up and said impatiently.
"Don't call little girl anymore!" Tatsumi retorted, "I watched you put out the fire until now! So, even I can be of use!"
"I don't care what you watched as you grew up. I never rember wanting to train you into a firefighter!" the bald uncle shouted, "Listen up! No matter how noble things are in the face of a fire, they will all be turned into ashes instantly!"
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