While speaking, the Red Wild Boar stood upright, performing a series of indescribable actions toward the cara—lewd and repulsive.
In an instant, Qin Shou’s fist clenched tightly, a surge of desire to beat it until it cried rose within him.
"Damn it, what kind of ridiculous creature is this? So asking for a beating!"
[Kushan, a beast nad Mountain Salve exists here. It resembles a piglet, fiery red like fla, and has a knack for insulting others.]
In Kushan, there exists a type of beast called Mountain Salve. It looks like an ordinary piglet, with skin blazing red as fire, and it loves to curse people.
Qin Shou: "..."
Qin Shou stared at the data on the virtual screen, utterly speechless.
How does this even resemble an ordinary piglet?
Turning back to the video footage, Chen Yizhou and others were frantically chasing the Mountain Salve with twisted expressions, as if possessed.
Qin Shou cald himself and furrowed his brows.
Clearly, the Mountain Salve’s insult skill had a taunting and controlling effect.
Otherwise, with its re beginner-level cursing ability, it wouldn’t have driven Chen Yizhou and others to such madness.
Even just hearing one curse through the screen made him feel an uncontrollable urge to rush over and smack it into a pig-headed ss.
Pig-headed... But isn’t it already a pig-headed creature?
Shaking his head, Qin Shou began to ponder.
From an observer’s perspective, it seed this Mountain Salve was luring these people toward a specific destination.
This was a trap!
...
Within a swampy ravine, the group crowded their chas together, each machine grinding sparks against the others as they moved.
None noticed the thickening swamp gas surrounding them, relentlessly pushing, while their chas began deforming slightly under pressure, but still they wouldn’t stop chasing the mouthy, taunting Red Wild Boar ahead.
"Ah!! Damn it, I’ll kill you!"
"Step back—let be the one to finish it off!"
"You move aside! I’m going to kill it first!"
"Out of my way..."
"No—you get out of my way!"
The group of chanical Masters had bloodshot eyes, entirely forgetting to activate their flight functions.
A dozen chas cramd into the narrow ravine, their armor clanging and sparking, while the swamp gas thickened ominously around them.
When the gas reached a certain density, the sparks from the cha collisions were enough to ignite the swamp.
At one end of the swamp, the Red Wild Boar stood upright and watched the chaos develop, hands on its hips as it let out a hearty laugh.
"Hahaha, these fools! Just a few words and they’re hooked—it seems the legends weren’t as impressive as they claid!"
Within the Mountain Salve’s lineage, a strange tale had been passed down for generations.
It was said that in ancient tis, these small, hairless creatures with sleek, smooth skin were the nightmare of their species.
Not only did they devour most of the Mountain Salves, but they were unstoppable even against terrifying beasts, Divine Beasts, and even the gods.
Every living being on this land despised these demons with profound hatred—yet none could overthrow them.
The demons were too powerful—and insatiable in their hunger.
Any unlucky Mountain Salve caught by them rarely escaped becoming part of their feast.
Thus, the Mountain Salves grew indignant whenever they encountered these demons, angrily denouncing their chaotic and wicked behavior.
And if the demons remained unrepentant, they’d swear loudly at them.
Over ti, the Mountain Salves grew fewer and fewer.
Ancient ancestors of the Mountain Salves eventually fled their world and joined other mutant beasts in the Underworld to escape the demons.
Little did they suspect that, after so many years, these demons had chased them even here.
Not only that, but they now seed to possess new powers!
These colorful iron giants were indestructible, and their strength overwhelmingly terrifying.
But never mind—this Mountain Salve had friends far and wide, loyal companions from across the world.
Today, it would purge this evil from the earth!
"Brothers, lend a hand!"
The Red Wild Boar puffed out its round belly and raised its cloven hoof to shout, and instantly, countless red glimrs erged from the depths of the swamp.
"Oink oink oink..."
"Snort snort snort..."
Through grayish mist, over a hundred ten-ter-tall giant porcupines slowly surfaced.
Looking at the army before it, the Red Wild Boar burst into wild laughter.
"Brothers, wipe out these demons!"
"Oink oink oink..."
Over a hundred giant porcupines let out booming howls toward the sky, their eyes glimring with intense, fiery red light.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!!"
Suddenly, countless sharp porcupine thorns launched from the backs of these massive creatures.
A nearly unending torrent of thorns burst forth, forming a dense black shower of projectiles that shrouded the dozen chas below.
"Clang clang clang..."
The sharp thorns clashed against the chas’ impenetrable armor, generating a flurry of sparks. With the swamp gas continuing to thicken, the sparks ignited a violent blaze.
"Boom!!!"
A deafening explosion erupted, and the chas cramd together were instantly blown apart by the raging flas.
The terrifying inferno swept through the swampy ravine, and the Red Wild Boar, seeing the furious firestorm approaching, quickly jumped into the porcupine herd.
"Brothers, transform!"
"Oink oink oink..."
The now-naked porcupines spun around rapidly, stacking themselves into layers to form a giant black ball, with the Red Wild Boar protected in the center.
"Boom..."
The raging flas rolled in, massive energy waves shoving the enormous porcupine ball forward.
The ball gathered speed and rolled faster and faster, quickly vanishing beyond the swamp’s depths.
From the sky above, Qin Shou witnessed the scene, his cheek twitching slightly.
At this mont, he couldn’t help but think of a certain transforming wolf squad...
His gaze shifted to the chas that had been caught in the swamp’s explosion.
Well, he wasn’t sure if they’d brought any backup chas.
...
Outside the swampy ravine lay a field of scorched chas.
"Clang..."
A damaged cockpit door was kicked open, and Fang Bao—smoking all over—climbed out, coughing violently.
"Cough cough... Damn it, we got played by a pig! How do we show our faces after this..."
He turned to see his equally battered companions, and a smile spread across his chubby face.
"Haha, well, at least I’m not the only one embarrassed—guess we can still survive socially."
One by one, the group crawled out of their cockpits, their soot-covered faces streaked with tears of humiliation.
"Ah! Damn Red Wild Boar, I don’t have any backup chas left..."
" neither..."
Hearing this, Fang Bao’s eyes twinkled, and he ran straight to one of his companions.
"Brother, I’ve got a few spare chas—how about I sell one to you cheap?"
"Really? How much?"
"Not expensive, just nine thousand Earth Core Energy Crystals."
"Nine thousand?! Why don’t you just rob ?"
"Haha, I *am* robbing you... Oh, er, different tis call for different asures—you have to understand..."
...
At the other end of the swamp.
The giant porcupine ball disassembled, and the Red Wild Boar jumped onto an empty patch of land, laughing boisterously at the hundreds of now-bald porcupines.
"Thanks, brothers—for slaying this nace, our nas will surely go down in history..."
Its speech was abruptly cut off as it sensed waves of heat above.
It looked up to see a fiery teor streaking across the sky, hurtling toward them at breakneck speed.
"This... Ah!! Brothers, run!!"
The Red Wild Boar let out a startled cry and, without a second thought for its comrades, curled its rotund body into a red sphere and bolted away.
"Boom!!"
In the next mont, the teor crashed down with a thunderous blast. Flas roared, forming an air shield that engulfed an area spanning hundreds of ters, trapping the now-spike-less porcupines within.
The lucky Red Wild Boar, flung away by the explosion’s shockwave, smashed into a giant stone and beca embedded in the stone wall behind it.
Monts later, the fires began to dissipate.
"Crack crack..."
The Red Wild Boar managed to pry itself loose from the stone wall, turning to look at the scorched ground where hundreds of roasted porcupines now lay. At that mont, it burst into weeping sobs.
"Ah ah ah... My dear brothers, you all... Sniff sniff... Wait, what’s that sll? It slls delicious."
It stared hungrily at the roasted porcupines, drooling uncontrollably.
"Hey pig, your brothers are gone—want to join them in the afterlife?"
Suddenly, a "cold and sinister" voice ca from behind.
The Red Wild Boar’s body trembled as it turned around slowly.
"Ah!!! A demon..."
Its eyes rolled back, and it collapsed to the ground.
Qin Shou: "..."
He scratched his head. What was going on?
Scared to death?
Or just scared unconscious?
He stroked his chin, nodding thoughtfully. "Tsk tsk tsk, I heard that pigs scared to death have especially chewy at. Wonder if that’s true."
"False—I’m not dead."
The Red Wild Boar suddenly shot upright, then imdiately knelt, pleading tearfully.
"Lord Demon, please have rcy! Don’t eat ..."
"Give one good reason not to eat you."
"I haven’t taken a bath in thirty years."
"..."
Reviews
All reviews (0)