Chapter 242: 158 Seven hundred yuan, that’s about it! What kind of bicycle do you want? (Fourth update! Please subscribe! Please vote for monthly tickets!)_2 Chapter 242: 158 Seven hundred yuan, that’s about it! What kind of bicycle do you want? (Fourth update! Please subscribe! Please vote for monthly tickets!)_2 In front of the Yellow God, and behind, Yue Zhang. The Divine Master’s wrath spared neither nobles nor brutes, first killing evil ghosts, then severing the night’s glow. What gods could resist, what ghosts would dare oppose?
“Hurry, hurry, like an imperial decree!”
The next second, a red light burst forth from the pink talisman in the man’s hand.
It was exactly like the video of the Dragon Country exchange student killing ghosts.
The pink talisman transford into a flying talisman.
It pierced directly through the body of the evil ghost.
The evil ghost looked at its fragnted body.
“?????”
Wasn’t this talisman a fake?
What the fuck!
The evil ghost really lost it.
I’ve been tricked again!
The humans of the world above,
crafty!
So damn crafty!
With true and false interweaved, falsehood prevails!
Is there a single good person left in this world?
The evil ghost was instantly obliterated by a single pink talisman from the male police officer.
The on-watch Korean police officers were stunned by this scene,
as were the female strear and the several hundred thousand Korean viewers in the live stream.
The Korean police now looked at their captain with the kind of respect reserved for a grand master.
The young Korean officer who had spoken before, now faced the ashes of the evil ghost.
He swallowed hard and said, “Captain, that was aweso! Where did you get that talisman?”
“The captain’s the man! How powerful is that talisman! A direct kill on the evil ghost?”
“Captain, do you have any more of those talismans? Hook up with one too!”
The captain replied, “No more, I only had that one. My mom sent it from Dragon Country, from Qingyun Mountain.”
The captain spoke honestly,
while wearing a look of pride.
It just goes to show, Dragon Country’s talismans really are sothing else.
An instant kill on the evil ghost!
Not like those big fakes from Korea, right?
Other than glowing, they’re pretty much useless.
The female strear’s face was extrely unsightly at this mont.
After this incident, she was definitely going to seek justice from Jingguang Temple.
The nerve of them, selling fakes!
She had spent seven hundred RMB to buy one,
thinking it was a life-saving talisman.
If the evil ghost hadn’t been so dumb today,
and if the police hadn’t arrived just in ti, she would have been done for here.
Jingguang Temple really did so serious harm!
After all, when it cos to talismans, you’ve got to buy from Dragon Country!
Fakes can kill!
As soon as the incident happened, it caused a trendous uproar.
Especially since it was live stread.
The video was imdiately created by Korean netizens and spread all over.
It blew up on the South Korean internet almost instantly,
and it even caught fire in Dragon Country.
The Korean netizens were furious.
They cursed up a storm online.
“Damn it! That damn Jingguang Temple! Really did so serious harm! What kind of trash talismans are they selling? Useless pieces of crap.”
“Apart from glowing, what else can it do? I’m literally vomiting!”
“Seven hundred RMB for this crap? How dare you!”
“Had I known, I would’ve spent a thousand RMB to buy a talisman from Dragon Country, look at theirs, now that’s the real deal! Expensive, but it works! Evil ghosts killed instantly!”
“Yeah, if I hadn’t seen this video, I would’ve been dood by Jingguang Temple, daring to sell fake talismans.”
Online, Jingguang Temple was getting blasted to the skies.
The Jinguang Temple Taoists were clashing with comnters right in the forum,
fighting fiercely with their words.
The Jinguang Temple Taoists replied defiantly,
“Damn it! What are you yapping about? When did our temple ever claim our talismans could kill ghosts? Did I say they could? No, I didn’t! You all assud it yourselves, now why are you spewing nonsense here, goddammit!”
“Online trolls, for seven hundred RMB, what else do you want, a bicycle? Don’t our talismans glow? Don’t they look magical? You think you can buy True Talismans for a few hundred thousand RMB?”
The Jinguang Temple Taoists were perplexed.
They didn’t understand what these Korean netizens were thinking.
A talisman for five hundred RMB, or for two hundred RMB,
all adding up to seven hundred RMB – with this little money and you still want the real deal?
Are you dreaming?
A two hundred RMB talisman that lights up isn’t enough for you?
And you want to kill ghosts?
Keep dreaming.
If you really want to kill ghosts, go buy talismans from Qingyun Mountain in Dragon Country!
Theirs are powerful.
Never did we at Jinguang Temple guarantee you could kill ghosts with ours.
Let’s be reasonable!
The Jinguang Temple Taoists were rolling their eyes to the heavens.
Who asked you to buy them?
Even their temple master is busy snapping up Dragon Country talismans.
Only you overthink things, wanting to pick up talismans for a bargain – if we don’t take advantage of you, then who?
The Jinguang Temple Taoists sure weren’t spoiling anyone.
After all, they had made their money,
just close the official website and let the outside world rage on.
…
The Korean video spread to Dragon Country,
and Dragon Country netizens too caught wind of what happened.
Jingguang Temple, it turns out, sold fake talismans.
That’s just laughable.
Dragon Country netizen: “Dammit, laughing so hard at night that tears are coming out. Could it be any funnier?”
“Korea truly is full of talent! Spending seven hundred RMB on two single-use high beam flashlights, nothing to say but aweso!”
“I acknowledge nothing but you guys, truly a codic act.”
“I advise Korean netizens to download an anti-fraud app too, nowadays, who’s really a good person?”
“After watching the full video, the difference between fake and real is obvious. Korean fakes only mutter hurried words while our Dragon Country talismans are activated with spells—such presence, incomparable!”
“Hahahaha, predicting a spike in orders from Korea for talismans tomorrow morning. Their own Xuann Sect isn’t reliable! ”
“You want them, then you want them, you don’t, then you don’t? Where’s the easy bargain in that? If I were in charge, I’d simply refuse to sell!”
“Don’t! Please keep selling! There are so many people in Korea, surely we should protect the common folk! We can just raise the price!”
“666666! The enterprising layman, huh! Profit and you’re done!”
…
Indeed, as the Dragon Country netizens predicted,
the internal Xuann Sect of Korea proved unreliable,
selling what turned out to be damn fake talismans.
The Korean higher-ups were exasperated,
dismayed by their deception by the Jinguang Temple Taoists.
That very night, the enraged authorities arrested all the fraudulent Taoists from Jingguang Temple overnight.
anwhile, the Korean higher-ups once again started making contact with Dragon Country.
Korean higher-up: “Brother Long, we were wrong. We still want the talismans, sa price as before?”
But this ti, Dragon Country governnt was not pleased.
You want it when it suits you, and not when it doesn’t?
You’ve toyed with twice now.
This ti, the Dragon Country governnt didn’t pay Korea any mind,
left them hanging for a whopping seven or eight hours.
After seven or eight hours, Dragon Country nonchalantly issued a notice.
“We regret to inform you that Korea abruptly canceled the talisman transaction last ti. However, considering the friendship between our two nations, we have decided to donate talismans to Korea as usual.
Just one thing, international shipping costs have skyrocketed recently, and the shipping for a single talisman has gone up to 2000 RMB. We hope our friend nation doesn’t mind!”
The entire notice ant one thing:
Price increase, and that settled it.
Previously 200 for you.
You refused them.
Then 1000 for you, and you had second thoughts, again.
Well now, sir, I am displeased.
You still want them, right?
Take them for 2000 then, fair and square, take it or leave it!
Seeing Dragon Country’s governnt doubling the price,
Dragon Country’s netizens: “Hahahahaha! That’s so bad! But I love it!”
“Doubled directly, ruthless enough! Loved it, loved it!”
“Gotta fleece Korea thoroughly, makin’ a fortune!”
“Now you know regret. Go on, cry.”
“Dragon Country’s governnt: Your issue is easy to solve—raise the price, raise the price and your problem will be solved imdiately!”
…
Korean higher-ups, seeing Dragon Country increase the price again,
were bleeding in their hearts.
A talisman for 2000 RMB!
The price, truly, outrageous.
One billion talismans would cost 200 billion!
This kind of expenditure, who wouldn’t be bewildered?
But there was no choice—if you don’t buy the talismans, they’re not concerned about selling.
If you refuse them, they’d just circulate them dostically, they can’t lose.
Korea now had no choice but to bite the bullet and accept it,
spending a whopping 600 billion RMB to purchase 3 billion talismans in one go.
Korea actually spent 600 billion.
Initially, Japan felt a loss for spending 300 billion RMB on Dragon Country’s talismans.
But upon seeing Korea’s expenditure of double the amount,
they suddenly burst into laughter.
Japan: “Worth it! Totally worth it! Explosively worth it!”
Japan felt relieved they hadn’t reneged, 1000 RMB per talisman was worth it!
Look, they had saved half the money! Foolish Korea thought they were being clever, now suffering miserably!
Poor damn Korea!
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