This was a mont that we had put a lot of thought into, and no small portion of Riona’s lessons were focused on how to greet a royal. As the king walked into the Closet, all Hiwardians present dropped to one knee, heads bowed to the ground. No matter their individual rank or station, each Hiwardian showed the king the highest level of deference.
As for the non-Hiwardians, there were options, but those options still revolved around relative social standing. Obviously, the king had the highest social influence by a wide margin. The theatrics of introductions weren’t a popularity contest, however, but a signaling behavior.
Did you regard the King of Hiward to be above yourself in station? If so, by how much? Does that match what you want to communicate to the king? What do you want to convey to your own people? Are there any individuals around you’re snippy with? Maybe you’d like to subtly challenge them by suggesting your station relative to the king was higher than their own. How would that decision interact with how you greeted your other guests?
An entire conversation was held in the few seconds it took to bow, salute, hold a mont of silence, or whatever else was culturally relevant for your nationality. The Xor’Drel tribe wasn’t very exact in how they approached these matters when interacting with First Layer residents. If I’d really wanted to show the king so Third Layer-style respect, I’d have constructed an elaborate ritual circle, hunted the most powerful manifestation I could wrangle down on my own, and then used its flesh to empower a state of shared lucid dreaming. That way my respect could be felt on a tangible, sensory level. You’d even be able to taste it!
We’d decided against that. First, I wasn’t in charge of the tribe, so that would have been a bit too much. However, beyond knowing that I wasn’t the Xor’Drel head of state, my position in the tribe was a bit nebulous. I had no official titles or responsibilities. I’d hardly spent much ti there at all. I was just an ordinary, everyday citizen, albeit one who’d begun to generate so level of international fa through careful application of my various superpowers.
Realizing that, Varrin and Riona had argued that there was an obvious answer. Kneeling was right out because I didn’t owe fealty to the king, but a low bow would be appropriate, to signal that–as an ordinary citizen–my station was significantly below a king.
HOWEVER!
Grotto made that more complicated with his whole presentation to the servants, where I beca ‘Master’ Xor’Drel, the esteed owner of so fine, independent territories. Zura doubled down on that complexity when she’d shown willingness to support if I were to claim that I was leading so sort of micro-state, headquartered in the Closet.
If I wanted to let everyone in the Hiwardian nobility know that I was setting myself up to lead a fledgling nation, then a shallow bow would be more appropriate, especially since we were on the very lands that I would be claiming. If I were to bow any lower, it would directly conflict with that claim, and reestablishing myself at a higher station would beco an uphill battle. The shallow bow had a high risk of offending just about everyone who was here to visit, but it was a power play with the highest potential reward, as well.
Before I could do anything, the king was shaking my hand.
It wasn’t that I froze up. The king was setting one foot into the Closet, and then we were suddenly pumpin’ paws right there in front of everyone. I had to assu it was so sort of movent technique, but there was no storm of wind or thunderclap like I was used to experiencing when Delvers went at supersonic speeds. It also hadn’t been a teleport spell, since my Magical Thinker ability didn’t trigger.
I smiled and went with it, desperately searching my mory banks for what the hell a handshake signified in this situation. Images of countless worksheets flitted by in my head, but none of them had shit to say about handshakes. It wasn’t an official greeting of any kind.
The king’s opening salvo was forced neutrality!
He’d taken the expectation of posturing and eliminated it in one fell swoop. There was no chance for a misunderstanding, no opportunity to establish any relative roles between us. It was friendly in that it excused from inadvertently presenting an overly submissive stance, while simultaneously being aggressive in that it gave no opportunity to put up a strong front.
The king clapped on the shoulder, then let the handshake drop. It had gone on for precisely one-good-handshake’s length of ti. It didn’t overstay its welco, but it was sturdy enough to create so familiarity. The man’s smile widened and he straightened up.
“Master Xor’Drel!” he said cheerily. “It’s wonderful to et you, really, especially on such short notice.”
The Hiwardians around us were still kneeling, and I caught Varrin looking up, slightly confused. The nonverbal signal to stop kneeling hadn’t happened, since I hadn’t officially paid my respects to the king.
“It’s an honor to have you here, King Celeritia,” I said. “If I couldn’t make ti for the King of Hiward, who could I make ti for?”
“Still,” he said, “I know you and your party are busy as a Chovali fruit hall, so I appreciate it.” He looked around at everyone still kneeling. “Please rise,” he said, then leaned in toward and added under his breath, “Hope your floors are clean. If sobody ends up with a dusty knee, the entire nobility will know about it in under 48 hours.”
“I’ve seen no less than a dozen brooms in the last day,” I said.
“Then you’re probably in good shape.” King Celeritia turned and looked at the crowd of waiting nobles outside the Checkpoint portal, then eyed a trio of servants standing nearby.
“We’ve prepared so refreshnts in the parlor,” I said. “If you’d like to settle in while everyone else is announced.”
“You know, refreshnts sound good,” he said. “But if I went off without giving another round of attention to everyone who’s about to walk through that portal, it might co off as rude.” He made the slightest grimace. “Of course, if my generous host were to have so ti-sensitive business we needed to discuss, I could be forgiven for being led away.”
I raised an eyebrow.
“Yes,” I said. “I believe there are so very ti-sensitive matters… in the lounge.”
The king’s smile widened, and one of the servants was already rushing away to reorganize the hospitality troops according to the king’s whims. Another bowed and gestured in the direction of the lounge, while a third walked ahead, guiding the way and opening doors.
Varrin’s expression was unreadable as he watched us leave, but Riona looked stressed. She t my eyes as I followed after the king, expressing her deep wish that I behave myself while away from adult supervision. I returned her look, conveying that I was an adult and that the king seed like a chill enough dude so try not to worry so much. She squinted in a ‘please be serious about this’ kind of way, and I pursed my lips to let her know I’d use my best judgnt, but if the situation called for being serious, I would be super duper serious. The absolute serious-est.
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The king and I made it to the lounge at a casual stride, and by the ti we arrived, tea was already being poured. It was a bit early for harder drinks, but the bar was set with tasteful displays of nuts and cheeses.
A squad of the King's Guard shadowed us, but a subtle gesture from the king left them taking up positions outside of the lounge. The servant ensured we had everything we needed, then excused herself.
“This is nice,” said the king, turning to take in the decor.
After a quick spin, he sat down on the couch, then reached up and took off his crown, setting it on the cushion beside himself. He tousled his hair a bit, then picked up a bowl of dried fruit and sat back with it in his lap.
I took a seat in an armchair across from him, ignoring the snacks since I hated having ssy fingers. Overall, I wasn’t a big finger-foods kind of guy, to be honest. Not unless I had a good wet wipe on . I’d see if I could get a moist towelette the next ti a servant swung by.
“So,” said the king. “Is it true that you killed a Grade Four c’thon with your bare hands at Level Zero?”
“I stabbed it first,” I said. “And if mana-shaping a touch-based spell to fire in a line counts as bare-handed, then yes.”
“Okay, clear this up for ,” he said, scooching forward. “Was the na of the c’thon Ihbriobrixilas, or Ihxiobrixilas?”
I paused, thinking over both nas.
“Huh,” I said. “You know, the System called it Ihbrio, but my summon Shog always called it Ihxio. Maybe it’s a translation thing?”
“Maybe you killed two c’thons and just forgot,” Celeritia said with a grin, then popped a fruit into his mouth. “Or maybe your summon got confused.”
“Shog is a c’thon, so I would be inclined to use his preferred spelling.”
“Did they know each other?”
“Ihxiobrixilas ate one of Shog’s brothers. That's why he agreed to beco my summon.”
“Are you sure he’s crediting you for killing the right c’thon?” asked the king.
“As in, I actually killed Ihbriobrixilas, but Shog’s brother was killed by a different c’thon nad Ihxiobrixilas? Both c’thons died at near the sa ti, and Shog misattributed with the kill due to the phonetic similarity?”
“Yeah,” said the king. “Or maybe changing ‘Ihbrio’ to ‘Ihxio’ is so sort of c’thonic insult.”
“Like turning Tucker into Fucker?”
“Exactly,” he said, shaking a fruit at . “You know what else they say?”
“About Tucker? I didn’t know the guy very well.” The king snorted.
“About how you killed that c’thon.”
“I didn’t know anyone was saying anything about it.”
“Oh, it’s all over the place.”
“Really?”
“There’s a song.”
“No.”
“Yes,” the king said, nodding insistently. “It claims that you did a triple-backflip before killing the thing.”
“I’ve never done a triple backflip in my life,” I said, then considered so of the tis I’d been launched after a giant monster gave a good wallop. “Not intentionally, anyway.”
“Ah, well,” the king said. “Reality seldom lives up to the legend.”
“Hopefully it’s not too disappointing for you.”
“No, no,” he said. “You may not be a c’thon-slaying martial arts prodigy with a penchant for acrobatics, but you do have an entire mansion in a dinsional space, which I think is more interesting.”
“Is it really that unusual?” I asked.
He put the bowl of fruit back onto the coffee table and sat back. He looked thoughtful as he produced a napkin from nowhere and wiped off his hands. If I wasn’t mistaken, the napkin was damp. I added that to the list of easy-bake items to add to my own inventory. It’s not like the napkin would ever dry out. I could have a cloth of appropriate dampness whenever I so chose.
“I think it is,” said the king. “For Level 12, having this much control over a pocket realm is sowhat extraordinary, I’d say. I wouldn’t blink an eye if you had this at Level 30, though. Things get really strange at the higher end.”
“I’m sure they do.”
The king folded his napkin neatly and placed it down on the table.
“Was that an appropriate amount of small talk?” he asked. I failed to suppress a chuckle.
“You’re the king,” I said. “I think the appropriate amount is however much you say it is.”
“I think it was, then.” He let his hands fall onto his thighs with a light clap. “First, let say that I appreciate what you and your party have done. System Phases? Dungeons? Labyrinths? Raids? That is a lot of new territory for Delvers to cover. A lot of opportunities.” He pointed at . “But you five also kicked the hells out of a duck’s nest.”
“I– Why would soone kick a duck’s nest?”
“No idea,” said Celeritia. “They’re horrible creatures. We lost a lot of good people rooting them out of the southeastern part of the island.”
“That’s where the Duckgriens have their thundry?” He nodded. “Are they connected to ducks, sohow?”
Celeritia gave a wistful sigh. “Do you know much about the origin of Hiwardian surnas?”
“I know the Ravvenblaqs adopted their call sign from the Foundation War,” I said. “Not much else.”
“Correct. Black Raven isn’t just a moody and ‘creative’ title. We all had birds of so kind to indicate a specific group, and a color to indicate individual roles. Duckgrien, Green Duck. They were the most aggressive group–that’s why they got Duck–while Patriarch Bobret and Matriarch Cerra were damage-focused, which was green.
“Of course, the anings of each bird and color were always changing,” he continued. “So different houses may have different interpretations of what their na translates to. We’d swap it around to keep the Littans guessing, and each cell had its own sub-codes. Slaves weren’t given surnas, the call signs were how people in the resistance had co to refer to one another, and they decided it made enough sense to keep.”
“How co Celeritia breaks that trend?”
“Privileges of being the king,” he said with an acerbic smile. “When the houses forced the crown onto my head, they decided the king should have a distinctive surna, to set apart. My nickna during the war was ‘God-Step’, and my build is Speed focused, which led them to ‘Celeritia’.”
“Oh,” I said. I tried to word my next statent carefully. “Godstep is pretty good, I think.”
“I argued for it, but they insisted ‘God-Step’ should only apply to myself,” he said. “Can you guess who ca up with Celeritia?”
“Would it be soone from a family that’s well known for its long history of naming? The experts at striking balance between creativity and tradition?”
“You’re practically quoting Ealdric right now,” he said, shaking his head. “But yes, it was the Ravvenblaq Patriarch. I think he scared everyone else into voting for it.”
“This is a fascinating bit of lore, here,” I said. “Aside from Duckgrien and Ravvenblaq, there’s Heronwyte, Bluewren, and… Thrushmahogany. Is mahogany really a color, though?”
“They’re a strange family,” said Celeritia, by way of explanation. “Nice enough, though. It’s the Heronwytes you have to watch out for.”
“Are they bad-tempered?”
“Yes, but that’s not what I an. You need to watch out for them, as in you, specifically. Your party as well. They are distressed that Hiward no longer controls access to Creation Delves.”
“Ah. How do you feel about that, your highness?”
“Well, I haven’t signed any of the petitions the Heronwytes have submitted. Several of them call for extradition, followed by execution.”
“I suddenly feel like my life is in danger.”
Celeritia leaned forward, placing his elbows on his knees and giving a long, appraising look.
“If it feels sudden, then you’re much too relaxed,” he said. “From the mont the whole world saw your party’s nas in their notifications, all of your lives have been in danger. Hells kid, you just stood up and took a piss on the entire ga board for every nation in the world. From now on, I don’t know that there will ever be a ti when your lives won’t be in danger.”
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