Rinji, determined to trigger a divorce event, kept rolling the dice onto misfortune tiles, but all he got were harmless incidents.
The entire ga didn't contain many misfortune events to begin with. The ratio of lucky, random, and misfortune events was 3:7:2, and most of those misfortunes had already been triggered by Ishigami and Rinji.
"Tch, why aren't there any divorce events?"
"Takamine, you seem to really hate the marriage event, huh?" Fujiwara said with a smile. "But marrying is super lucky, you know~"
"I'm not even going to question why you used the word 'marry' from your point of view, but marrying soone who's constantly finding new ways to deal critical damage to is definitely a massive L."
As he spoke, his eyes drifted to the few remaining misfortune event cards on the board.
"Don't tell there aren't any emotional breakdown-type events left."
"Hmph~"
Fujiwara's smug expression only confird Rinji's suspicion.
"Forget it, couples share the effects of the tiles anyway, right?"
"Yep."
"So if I just throw her into a car accident event, I can 'lose my wife,' right?"
"Hey! Rinji-kun, that's going too far!"
Fujiwara cried out.
"To think you'd target your beloved wife... You're the worst!"
"This is just a ga, and you're not my wife anyway."
The ga continued.
After Shirogane and Shinomiya finished their dice rolls, it was Fujiwara's turn.
She rolled a 3 and landed on a random event tile.
"Oh, it's the childbirth tile."
"Huh? What's that?"
"It ans giving birth," Ishigami explained, reading from the rulebook. "Players who are married will have a child when landing on the childbirth tile. The remaining players this round must each pay a 100,000 yen gift. But later on, each child will incur a 'child support' cost every turn."
"Oh... So that ans..."
Rinji turned his head to look at Fujiwara, who was smiling happily.
"I have a kid with this woman?"
"Eh hehe~ I didn't think I'd beco a mom at this age~"
Seeing the smile on Fujiwara's face, the others felt she was a little too into the ga.
Not that Shirogane and Kaguya had any right to judge.
Worth ntioning, Rinji, due to getting married three tis, had already received three gift paynts. Including the childbirth event, that made four gifts in total.
The only one who hadn't paid a single yen was Ishigami. From the start of the ga, he had been landing on misfortune tiles nonstop and hadn't made any money at all.
After the chatter died down, it was Rinji's turn to roll again.
"..."
"What's wrong, Rinji-kun? Roll the dice," Fujiwara urged.
She curiously watched as Rinji stared blankly at the dice.
"I was thinking... what should I na my son?"
Kaguya said, "You do realize this is just a ga, and we don't even know the child's gender."
"Of course it's a strong boy like ."
"No... what do you an 'like you'?"
Just then, Rinji's expression turned serious.
"Now that I have a kid, I can't fool around anymore."
"Oh~ what a manly thing to say," Fujiwara giggled from the side. "As expected of my husband. You'll make a great dad~"
"I said this is just a ga."
Rinji threw the dice, and it landed on a lucky tile.
His company received an investnt, adding 500 million yen.
"Alright, we've got formula money now."
"What kind of baby formula costs that much?"
Rinji, now imrsed in the ga and determined to be a good father, had given up intentionally aiming for misfortune tiles for crazy plays.
You could say all the student council mbers were deeply imrsed in the ga.
Fujiwara was always into it, and Rinji, after "having a child," wanted to be a good father. anwhile, Shirogane and Kaguya were both searching for marriage tiles, each hoping the other would land on one so they could marry.
The only one still out of sync was Ishigami.
He kept landing on misfortune tiles—car crashes, muggings, even a trip to jail (skipping three turns). He hadn't achieved anything and had the lowest funds, sitting at zero.
His ga experience was miserable.
When the round ended, it was Rinji's turn again.
Another lucky tile—his child received an offer from a prestigious school.
"Hmm, looks like I'll have to personally raise this kid."
"Wait."
As soon as Rinji said that, Fujiwara grabbed his shoulder.
"A child should definitely be raised by . I have more love and care than you, Rinji-kun."
Though it was just a ga, her maternal instinct suddenly went into overdrive at those words.
"You idiot, what love? Can you raise him to be a real man?"
"I don't trust you to raise him properly, Rinji-kun."
"What's there not to trust? I'll raise him better than you. I don't want my son turning out like you."
"No, it should be ."
"."
"..."
Kaguya: "...Do you guys even realize this is just a ga?"
Two people arguing over the custody of an imaginary, non-existent child. It was kind of impressive.
Shirogane looked at Fujiwara and Rinji, and for so reason, got a strange sense of déjà vu.
It didn't feel like a husband and wife arguing—it felt like two moms fighting over custody.
As the ga continued, the group entered the "retirent zone."
Ishigami, who had been barely hanging on since the beginning, finally died upon entering.
He had landed on a serious illness misfortune tile and then rolled only a 1 the next turn. Gloriously beca a corpse.
"What a trash ga."
"Being able to consistently land on the worst possible tiles… Ishigami is kind of amazing in his own way."
Aside from Ishigami's mid-ga death, the rest of the group completed the ga.
Final money rankings:
1st – Rinji
2nd – Shinomiya Kaguya
3rd – Shirogane Miyuki
4th – Fujiwara Chika
As the ga ended, Shirogane and Kaguya sighed.
They never landed on the marriage tile, and ended the ga alone.
Only Rinji and Fujiwara lived a happy married life.
"My child turned out healthy thanks to ."
"No, that's my doing."
Of course, their "married life" wasn't exactly the most stable.
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