In a dark foggy library, a man was having a ltdown.
Jack glanced at the mountain of books they had set aside. It was now big enough to play king of the hill!
The recent tos they had dug out were:
– Tone-deaf tunes for Skeleton armies sieging cities— Useless without an army.
– Infinite Demonic Energy in the Apocalypse— Potentially deadly!
– Fantastic undead and where to find them— Undead GO?!
– The man who threw pens at the undead— WTF?!
– Making Eternal s?l?a?v?e? Friends— Perhaps?
– A Loser's Guide to Skeletons— Maybe?
– Chicken Soup for the Soul — SPI?
– Liches of Azincourt— History?
– Know your bones — dical?
– The Good Skeleton— Divine?
– Undead Life — Docuntary?
– Etc.
Hell, choosing just one each was as hard as picking between tits or ass! In an ideal world, Jack would have buried his face in all of them at once! (The books)
Thus followed an incredibly heated discussion, filled with small "woos" and Jack's terse replies. They discussed plenty until he finally settled on what he wanted.
Then, it was Moon Moon's turn. Jack smiled as he already knew what his pet was going to choose. Its clear eyes had lit up with incredible desire when it had heard of one peculiar title.
But instead of going toward that one book it obviously wanted, it pounced toward one that Jack had almost picked!
"Woo!" (Eager!)
The little wolf felt that this decision was natural. It would get another book for its master! After all, he was its only family, ever since the day they had ford a soul contract! He truly deserved it!
What about its own happiness? It would be happy if its master was happy!
Its claws were just about to touch an undead summoning book when it felt its body float in the air. What?! Jack had picked up the pup by its neck and was gazing into its eyes with reproach.
"Woo?" (Confused?!)
"Dummy." Jack tapped its small head gently. "Your master will one day be the most powerful man in the universe. Do you think I need to steal a puny book from you?!" He thundered.
"Woo!" (That—)
"That's right! Now, grab that one book you wanted before!" Jack threw the small wolf straight at that one title that had made its small heart beat faster earlier.
That's when Moon Moon understood. As much as it wanted to please its master, he too wanted for it to be happy.
Without causing any more trouble, Moon Moon selected its reward. The small wolf grabbed the loot as if it were the most precious thing in the world. (After its master of course)
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