As Fate watched this powerful fat woman nad Fran Gunderson, he recalled the old saying: "Hell hath no fury like a wife scorned."
Looking at Ruby at his side, Fate felt that this saying cos from an extrely wise sage. He felt that it was wise never to get on his harem’s bad side.
Fate continued to watch Fran deal with her husband and this church rat with Ruby by his side.
Fran looked at this church rat with a fierce glare. They are actually called rats by the church. This one in front of Fran is referred to as Deuce Rat.
But the spies of the church always have the word "rat" in their na, a designation of their station in life.
Fran looked at Deuce Rat and said, "Deuce Rat, don’t think that just because you are my husband’s supposed friend, I don’t know that you are a rat of the church. They love to sucker our husbands into going to these kinds of public beatings and stir up trouble with the local lord and guards. All to stir up public outrage in defense of the church. But let tell you, the housewives of NAO-WACH support Duke Fate Grimsever, as does our national charter. That kind young man has done a lot to feed the poor and holess, as well as give them hos to live in and jobs to provide for themselves with. Many of our best bakery custors are now these forr poor and refugees, who make an inco comparable to commoners, if not more. We housewives have heard that The Church Of Divine Promises is very angry that they are not receiving any donations from this new erging class of people. So now they are trying to bad talk our lord wherever they can in order to turn this new source of inco towards the church."
Hank Gunderson looked confused at his friend Deuce Rat and asked him, "Say it’s not true, Deuce. Please tell you are not using your friends to bad-mouth Duke Fate and then taking us to the courtesan quarter in order to fleece money from us as we drink."
Deuce Rat, as the clever man he is, quickly ca up with a rat-like lie to save his undercover persona as Hank’s friend. Besides, he enjoyed being able to sucker these loser husbands into paying for things for him.
So with tears in his eyes, Deuce said to Hank in an aggrieved voice, "Hank, I would never betray our years of friendship by working for the church as an undercover priest or getting you to take to the courtesan corner to get you drunk, then take all of your money, only to let you think you spent it all having a good ti with a few ladies."
Hank nodded his head in understanding of his friend. That’s right, Deuce Rat would never betray him like that.
Hank was deeply moved by Deuce’s words, so he said to his good friend and lifelong brother, "Don’t worry, Deuce Rat. I know you’re not that kind of person. I may be a great husband, but I’m an even better friend."
All of Hank’s friends still on their knees began to clap in applause at this touching scene between these two very good friends.
Then the wives that all of these "single" n revealed themselves after hiding behind Fran’s glorious wifely girth.
These husbands’ faces began to pale in horror at seeing their own wives show up at this mont.
Then it all made sense to everyone present. Fran said she and the other housewives were here; they just could not see them behind the back of this glorious wife, Fran, who exemplified the qualities of all wives who beat their deadbeat husbands.
As a unified group, the n all said, "Honey, what are you doing here?" x75
Then these wives pulled out their rolling pins and began to beat so sense into their stupid husbands.
*Bang*
"Oww"
*Bonk*
"Noo*
*Boom*
"Ahh! I’m guilty, city guards! I did many bad things! Please save from my wife. Help !"
After a good round of husband-beating, these housewives felt much better. Many of them had model-like looks comparable to the supermodel city guards.
One had to wonder how these wives kept such trim figures, with the exception of Fran.
The answer is simple: they don’t like to eat the things they bake. While Fran loves to eat sweets, there was nothing wrong with that in their opinion.
The city guard’s looked at these n pleading to be saved and wisely stayed out of this dostic dispute.
From the looks of things, these n deserve a good beating to knock the stupid out of them.
But then Fran yelled out sothing that shocked the city guard.
"Ladies, that’s enough beating our husbands. Rember, you can’t fix stupid. You can only rcilessly beat it into submission."
The housewives lowered their rolling pins and secured them in the holsters of their aprons.
The housewives of NAO-WACH have a standard and modest uniform of long cotton pants and a short-sleeve cotton shirt with a dium-thick over-the-head apron on the front of their outfit.
With a leather holster on the apron that holds their weapon of legend, a thick wooden rolling pin used for baking.
Fate looked at these fierce wives, and with admiration in his voice, he looked at Ruby and said, "Ruby, you should make friends with Fran Gunderson. She looks like soone not easily swayed by negative public opinion."
Ruby nodded her head to Fate and said, "Fate, she is certainly impressive, and her mastery of the art of Rolling Pin Fu Beat U is masterful. This is the art of combat that NAO-WACH uses to train their wives to keep their husbands and kids in line. Truly a great parenting organization. When we have kids, Fate, they need to learn this form of combat for their future husbands. We are only going to have daughters anyway. Amara and I have already agreed on this point."
Fate, startled about talk of children, wisely chose to stay silent on this topic. But if kids did happen, he had no problem with having only daughters.
But their future husbands are in for a world of helicopter parenting from him then.
Focusing back in on Hank and Fran, who were still being watched by Sir Cut-n-Run and Sir Moo-Rlboro.
Fran was currently sneering at Deuce Rat, as she rcilessly beat him after all of the other wives were already done beating their husbands for this issue.
Fran yelled out at Deuce Rat.
*Bonk*
"How dare a trash friend like you dream about taking advantage of my husband. He may be stupid, but he can only be taken advantage of by his wife."
*Bonk*
Deuce Rat cried out in protest to Fran, "rcy, Fran! Please have rcy on this lowly rat of a man. I’m only doing my job. I will be a better friend in the future."
Fran was not satisfied with this statent, but she was getting tired of beating people today since her daily NAO-WACH beating quota had been t for today.
A quota that is not mandatory for mbers like Fran. But one she still strictly adheres to by beating criminals on the streets of Valoria when night falls.
Fran has saved many cats and dogs from the local animal thieves since she joined NAO-WACH. Now all of their children and their pets are safer on the streets at night thanks to her efforts.
As Fran put away her trusty rolling pin into its holster, Deuce took this mont to flee for his life.
But before he left, Deuce Rat shouted to Hank, his stupid friend and money bag, "Ha ha, Hank! I will see you later in the courtesan quarter. You know where to find ."
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