Takeo looked around just incase his land lady was watching him and quickly snatched the book up and ran to his room.
Slamming the door behind him, he closed his blinds and flicked on his desk lamp before he sat down and opened the book.
"Holy shit!" Takeo murmured as his breathing picked up. "What a powerful technique... MY ASS!" He shouted in anger. "How is this supposed to help kick that fatass's fat ass?!"
"Hmm? Sothing seems to be glowing on the next page." Takeo quickly flipped the page and began to read the golden text.
"Useless disciple, this is a ssage left behind by your humble master to help answer so of your doubts. Amitabha."
"Fuck you, old man," Takeo growled.
"I will ignore that that comnt, amitabha," the next line read.
"You seem to doubt the power behind this sacred ancient art, so allow to expel your doubts. I am able to tell by your troubled face that you are currently dealing with a problem in your life. A bully perhaps? amitabha."
"Damn, has this old guy been stalking ?" Takeo fud as he was tempted to rip the book up.
"No, I haven't been stalking you, amitabha." the next line read. "I know, because I was once in your situation. It was what caused to create this technique. Now let explain, and don't interrupt dumb, useless disciple."
"What the fuck do you an dumb?!" Takeo shouted. "And stop calling useless!"
"Back when I was 17, I had this bully who would constantly pick on . He would throw chicken feed at . He would hit with sticks. He even stole my little doggy, and made my dog like him better than . amitabha."
"What kind of pitiful fucking backstory is this?!" Takeo was nearly at his breaking point.
"Anyway, I created this secret sacred ancient art as a way to get back at him. Allow to cleanse your mind, ugly, stupid, useless disciple, amitabha."
The following golden words began to glow even bright on the page.
"There is nothing more satisfying than having sex with the mother of your enemy, and making her a slave to your dick, desecrating all three of her holes, making her fall head over heels in love with you, then eventually fucking her in front of your enemy and making her leave your enemy to live with you. amitabha"
Takeo was stunned as he processed the words. This guy was fucked up. Like SERIOUSLY fucked up! A technique to defeat your enemies by fucking their mothers?
"Dumb ugly useless disciple, I know what you are thinking, amitabha. You are too quick to judge what is before your eyes; what you require is an open mind. You are a virgin. There is no bigger dream a young teenage virgin has, than to have sex with a beautiful middle aged woman."
"This art is possibly one of the most powerful and practical ancient arts in the world! amitabha. just think: have a bad grade? fuck your teacher, and get an A . Get sued? Fuck the judge, opposing attorney, or female mbers of the jury! amitabha"
"Now listen. You are a lion, and a lion is a king. By practicing this sacred art, you will obtain the power of a king! And you will rule over your pride of busty middle aged won. amitabha." (A/N: Male lions will generally gather a harem of female lions called a Pride.)
Takeo gulped as he thought it over. Originally, he had been opposed to the idea of having sex with his friends' mothers, but was it really that bad? Is this what true enlightennt feels like?
"As such," the words continued. "I have given you a powerful boon monts ago. Pull your penis out and look at it in the mirror. amitabha."
'Huh?!' Takeo had to read that part twice.
"Fear not, foolish and useless disciple. I have given you what all n dream of day and night, and what all won yearn for. amitabha. If I am correct, you penis should reach nearly 13 inches (33cm) when fully erect. Not only that, but your stamina will be unparalleled, as such so that no other man alive can compete with you."
Takeo was shocked. He quickly pulled it out and looked in the mirror to find that it was double, no, triple the size it was before!
"T-this is incredible!" Takeo gasped. The biggest reason he had remained a virgin for so long was the fact that he was insecure due to his penis size. "But, old master, why would you give sothing as valuable as this?"
"You're probably wondering why I would just give this away to you," the next line of text read. "Alass, it is truly unfortunate. I am old, my dumb, ugly disciple, and I am unable to get an erection. I was in desperate need of passing my legacy along. That was when I found you, amitabha."
The more Takeo thought about it, the more excited he got. Forget getting revenge on his bully, even the beautiful landlord he had always been staring at in secret was obtainable now!
"Okay, old man, I'll do it!" Takeo said excitedly.
The next line of text: "Unfortunately, I see that you are opposed to using this power and am in need of so kind of encouragent. As such, I shall tell you this. Your first mission as my dumb useless disciple is to have sex with your landlady. You have until midnight tonight to compete this mission. If you fail, I will co back and castrate you, amitabha."
"WHAT?!" Takeo shouted.
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