"Hahaha..." Sun Wu, who was eating corn on the wall, laughed like a donkey having a good ti.
Zhu Na’s mother blushed deeply with embarrassnt.
Seeing that Zhu Na remained silent, he understood what was going on and glared at his daughter fiercely.
He sighed, his eyes darting around, unsure of what to say.
Finally, she stomped her foot and said, "You guys handle your own affairs. I... I’m not going to get involved anymore..."
"Auntie, please don’t ignore this! Please be the judge! Auntie, don’t go! Co in and sit for a while! Zhu Na, co in and sit for a while too! Your mother doesn’t care about our business..."
"Pah! Chen Chu, get out of here! I hate you..."
Juna wiggled her hips and chased after her mother.
Chen Chu peered through the gate, watching the mother and daughter walk away. Looking at the two won, one in white and one in green, both with such slender waists, his heart stirred. He suddenly thought, "If they weren’t wearing pants, I could rub one’s buttocks from behind, then pull out, and then rub the other from behind, making them both bend over so I could rub them. How wonderful that would be..."
Chen Chu was lost in his fantasies when he finally returned, smacking his lips, after the mother and daughter had already circled the crossroads in the village.
Then I saw Sun Wu still perched on the wall, grinning.
And this kid is still munching on corn; his ear of corn is quite resilient.
Indeed, Liu Cui tended to the land ticulously every day, ensuring that not only was there no weeds, but it was also kept remarkably clean.
Of all the houses in the village, Liu Cui’s was the cleanest.
I heard from others that Liu Cui used to have fair skin, but after marrying Sun Wu, she worked all day and her skin turned wheat-colored from the sun.
However, this kind of skin is healthier and sexier.
If city dwellers saw Liu Cui, they would mistake her for soone of mixed race or sothing.
Even Ji Yang was captivated by Liu Cui.
If the land is well tended, the corn will grow longer than other people’s.
Sun Wu was munching on it with great relish.
Liu Cui went inside.
He hurriedly greeted Chen Chu.
"Hey! Brother Chu... Brother Chu... co here for a second..."
Chen Chu was taken aback.
Why is this kid acting so mysteriously?
"What’s up?" Chen Chu walked up to the wall.
Sun Wu glanced back at his wife, then whispered, "Brother Chu... um... hehe, just between you two, two new girls have joined the hair salon in the county..."
Whew...
Chen Chu was confused.
I thought to myself, "How can this kid be so shaless! He was just arrested a few days ago and was fined three thousand yuan before he was released. It’s only been a few days, and he’s already acting all high and mighty?"
How did you know?
"I heard it from Xu Guozhong! That old slut went by herself yesterday, had a go, and ca back bragging to . Damn it, all the good cabbages have been eaten by that pig Xu Guozhong, you know? Just now, Zhu Na’s mother also got fucked by Xu Guozhong twice. The first ti was at Xu Guozhong’s house, a hundred yuan for ten minutes, the second ti was at the county guesthouse..."
Chen Chu let out a breath.
I thought to myself, there’s no need to ask, it must have been that old bastard Xu Guozhong who told the story.
Why does this person have such a foul mouth?
"No way?"
"Hey, Brother Chu, don’t you believe ? That bastard Xu Guozhong is the accountant. Last ti the village reimbursed him for the fine, so this ti he’s trying to shut up. He’s taking out for a free ga, how about we go together?"
"No, no, that won’t do." Chen Chu waved his hand.
"What? Scared? Brother Chu, you even beat up Yan San, are you afraid of ssing around with other won?"
"No... I just finished... cough cough..." Chen Chu blurted out the truth in his haste.
"Haha!" Sun Wu laughed heartily: "Who are you with, Brother Chu? Xiao Lian hasn’t been ho for several days. Is she on a date with you in the city? Is Xiao Lian’s milk delicious?"
At this mont, Chen Dejiang returned.
Chen Chu hurriedly stopped talking to him.
Sun Wu gestured for Chen Chu to pause, then muttered under his breath, "Let’s go in a couple of days. By the way, have you played with Ma Xiaohe’s second aunt yet? That woman’s incredibly sexy, great in bed, and not expensive..."
...
Chen Chu nodded symbolically.
At this mont, Liu Haiyan, the won’s director, also arrived.
Chen Dejiang was about to call his son to unload the junk he had collected from the truck.
Upon seeing Liu Haiyan, he hurriedly greeted her, "Oh, the Won’s Director is here! Please co in."
"Hehe, Brother Chen, no need to co inside. I’ll just call out to your son; there’s so work to be done in the village..."
Chen Dejiang smiled.
It’s a good thing that there’s work to be done in the village.
It’s sothing that even if soone wanted to do it, they couldn’t get the job. Being chosen by Murakami is a really impressive thing.
In rural areas, the position of village party secretary is a very lucrative one.
"Chen Chu! Co here, there’s so work for you to do in the village." Liu Haiyan smiled, her eyes crinkling.
Chen Chu grinned.
"Sister Liu, it’s not that I don’t want to go, it’s just that I haven’t eaten yet and I need to cook at ho!"
Before Liu Haiyan could speak, Chen Dejiang cursed, "You donkey! Get your ass over here! Is eating more important or the work in the village? How can you be so clueless!" As he cursed, Chen Dejiang winked at his son.
Liu Haiyan had already figured it out, and covered her mouth with a chuckle.
This woman has seen it all before; she saw through it imdiately.
"Chen Chu! You ca when I told you to. When has your Sister Liu ever treated you badly? After you finish helping with the village work, the village will arrange dinner for you."
Chen Chu knew that als would be provided, but he was just being polite to Liu Haiyan.
Liu Haiyan is riding a bicycle.
Chen Chu wanted to ride a motorcycle.
After thinking for a mont, Liu Haiyan left her bicycle at Chen Chu’s house and sat on the back of his motorcycle, wrapping her arms around Chen Chu’s waist.
It appears gentle, but it actually uses force in secret.
"Little brother... do you have ti tonight...?"
"Hey ma’am, what’s up? Is your land in need of weeding? You don’t have enough manpower, do you? If the weeds are really rampant, I don’t mind helping you clear them..."
"You little rascal..." Liu Haiyan blushed, but she found Chen Chu’s words very satisfying. She pinched his neck.
Sun Wu saw this clearly and couldn’t help but chuckle enviously.
Liu Cui, inside the house, shouted, "Sun Wu, are you going to eat or not! You do nothing all day, and you even run around trying to eat. Tomorrow I’ll just set the table outside for you!"
"Hey! You wretched woman, you’re always climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles if I don’t discipline you for three days! Just eat your food! Give another ear of corn! You spendthrift woman..."
Liu Haiyan was riding on Chen Chu’s motorcycle, and many people in the village saw her.
They were all pointing and whispering.
Chen Chu has now basically beco a major scourge to the village.
The four major pests in the village—rats, flies, maggots, and caterpillars—are ravaging the Chinese cabbages!
Rats are universally hated, flies are universally disliked, but Chen Chu ranks ahead of maggots, which shows he is even worse than maggots.
Maggots may slowly harm cabbages, but Chen Chu specifically targets won, those cabbages. The won in the village are all afraid of being taken advantage of by this donkey. Whenever the n in the village see Chen Chu, they imdiately tell their wives to go inside and close the door; they’re practically ready to unleash the dogs.
Be wary of fire every day and guard against Chen Chu every night.
Xiao Lian’s family was torn apart by this kid, but for so reason, he’s beco a very good fighter. He broke four of Yan San’s ribs and fractured his jaw, and he’s still in the hospital.
However, Yan San was very straightforward and didn’t let Chen Chu pay for the dical expenses, mainly because he was afraid of losing face.
I’m in my mid-thirties, and when I asked around, I found out I’d been beaten up by a kid. Now I can’t show my face in this area anymore, in places like Dayangshu Village and Xiaoliuzhuang.
He could only wait until he recovered and was discharged from the hospital before seeking revenge, regaining face, and reclaiming his position as number one in the village.
Now that Yan Sandu is in the hospital, most of the n in Xiaoyangshu Village don’t dare to ss with Chen Chu anymore.
They couldn’t beat him in a fight, so they could only hide. As soon as they saw Chen Chu, they hid their wives.
When the little girl started crying, the grown man shouted that Chen Chu was coming, and the little girl’s tears stopped.
The child is only afraid of two people now: one is Dr. Yuan from the clinic, who carries a dicine box all day and gives injections, and the other is Chen Chu.
The villagers were all pointing and whispering about the two of them.
Muttering to himself, "This slut Liu Haiyan has started hooking up with this scoundrel Chen Chu," and so on.
Halfway through the motorcycle ride, Liu Haiyan suddenly said, "Oh dear, I forgot, I forgot to tell Xu Guozhong about the eting."
"Doesn’t Director Xu have a phone? Why don’t we just give him a call?" Chen Chu asked.
"His phone is disconnected, and he’s out of credit at a crucial mont. This guy isn’t even fit to be an accountant. I knew it was right to remove him from the deputy village chief position!" Liu Haiyan muttered, putting her arm around Chen Chu’s waist and urging him to turn around.
Chen Chu nodded.
On my way to Xu Guozhong’s house, I passed by Zhu Na’s house.
I saw Zhu Na hanging clothes out to dry in the yard.
Chen Chu craned his neck and shouted, "Zhu Na, it’s almost dark, why are you washing clothes!"
Zhu Na shaded her eyes with her hand, thinking it was soone riding a motorcycle, but when she saw it was Chen Chu, with the won’s director on his back.
He glared at Chen Chu and said, "What’s it to you, you brat!"
"Damn it!" Chen Chu muttered.
Liu Haiyan pinched him again from behind.
"Hey, hurry up and leave! Why are you flirting around like that!"
Chen Chu chuckled and arrived at Xu Guozhong’s house, a two-room Beijing-style brick house.
Liu Haiyan got out of the car and called out to Xu Guozhong at the gate.
Xu Guozhong’s wife is cooking.
Xu Guozhong was sitting at the end of the kang (a heated brick bed) deep in thought when he saw Liu Haiyan calling out to him that there was a eting.
He couldn’t help but frown.
"Haiyan, what ti is it? Why can’t the eting be tomorrow? Besides, I haven’t eaten yet!"
"Oh dear! It’s a notice from the Education Bureau, just issued. It’s about our village primary school. You’d better hurry! Don’t eat yet, the village will make arrangents after the eting!"
Xu Guozhong muttered, "Arrangents? Arrangents my ass! What’s with this late-night snacking?" Then he muttered to his wife, whose waist was as thick as a water bucket, "Wife, pack two stead buns, we’ll eat them at the eting later!"
As Xu Guozhong spoke, he swallowed hard, looking at the bubbling potato and eggplant stew in the pot.
"Is the food ready?"
"No way! If you want to eat it, eat it raw!"
"You damned woman... Fine, fine, I won’t argue with you, just hurry up and give two stead buns!" Xu Guozhong’s wife was quick to retaliate, a typical shrew.
His wife put two stead buns in a plastic bag and handed them to him.
Xu Guozhong carried it and was about to get on Chen Chu’s motorcycle when he went out.
I had to squeeze into the back, but Liu Haiyan pushed off!
"Xu Guozhong! You ride your own bike, don’t crowd here!"
"Hey girl, look, there’s still room behind you. Let ride on you..."
Liu Haiyan blushed.
Xu Guozhong is like a slut, wanting to sleep with every woman he sees. He’s had designs on her for a long ti, but she hates people like him the most.
"Get lost! If you want to co up here, ask your wife first, sister-in-law! Your husband wants to sleep with ..."
"What?" Xu Guozhong’s wife ca out of the door carrying a stove hook.
"This is none of your business!" Xu Guozhong was startled. "I said I’d take Chen Chu’s motorcycle, but there’s no room. I’ll ride my own."
Xu Guozhong was sullen.
Watching Chen Chu carry Liu Haiyan away, chatting and laughing.
He clicked his tongue and said, "Tsk tsk tsk, youth is so wonderful..."
Liu Haiyan and Chen Chu, who were on the motorcycle, were naturally exchanging flirtatious remarks.
Moreover, he intentionally or unintentionally touched Chen Chu a couple of tis.
Chen Chu felt so hot from touching her that he really wanted to take advantage of Liu Haiyan right now.
When Xu Guozhong arrived in the village on his motorcycle, he had not yet seen Liu Haiyan and Chen Chu.
He wondered if those two had already slept together in bed. Otherwise, they should have arrived before him.
Just as they were wondering, the village chief, Zhang Cai, ca out.
I noticed the plastic bag that Xu Guozhong was carrying.
"Old Xu, what the hell is that thing of yours?"
"Ah! Village Chief, it’s like this. I was thinking, our etings always last for several hours! I haven’t eaten yet, so I packed two stead buns to have during the eting."
Zhang Cai glared at him.
He grabbed the plastic bag from Xu Guozhong’s hand, looked at it, and said, "What are you going to do with this damn thing?"
After saying that, he flicked his hand and threw the plastic bag away.
Xu Guozhong watched as ’that penis’ flew in an arc into the stinking ditch outside the village committee gate.
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