Chapter 7: The Culprit Is Found!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Pei Qian opened the video.
Speaking with a dialect in his draggy and hoarsely unique voice, Teacher Qiao left a deep impression for Pei Qian.
“My dear daddies, greetings. I’m the sa old Godfather of Gas you guys know
as, Teacher Qiao.”
“I had many requests to update new videos by fans, telling
they miss watching
diss la gas. Now, the reason why I delayed the update wasn’t because I was lazy, it was because most of the la gas I found were too low class in their laness...”
“And finally, the Heavens do not give up on those who work hard. After my arduous journey of digging for a true gem amongst the dumps, I found this piece of shi- no, gold. That’s right, I present to you, The Lonely Desert Road.”
“This is an extrely interesting ga where you can enjoy a philosophical journey that lasts eight hours real-ti!”
“This is an extrely rudintary driving simulator. Not only do you get to drive, you can even press the horn, listen to music while enjoying the ever-changing scenery of the desert!”
“That’s right, even though it’s filled with sand all over and there isn’t much to see, trust
– the moving sands would cause the scenery to seem different every single mont. You might even catch a mirage after a long ti...”
“What? You didn’t see it? Don’t worry, as long as you persevere through the eight hours of journey, you will definitely see it!”
“Other than that, the ga has an extrely sophisticated ranking system that can actually track the number of completions and effective ga ti!”
“Oh my, what a noble function it is to remind
constantly of how much of my life I’ve wasted in this ga...”
“C-Cough. Alright, everyone should be able to tell that I was being sarcastic. In truth, this ga can completely be called the most boring ga in history, hands down.”
“That’s right, you haven’t heard wrongly. Be it in the past or the future, dostically or abroad, there shouldn’t be another driving simulator more boring than this.”
“You have to look ahead for the entire eight hours of journey for there is a turn every now and then. If you miss the turn... I’m sorry, you’ve failed and you’ll have to start the ga from scratch!”
“Don’t ask
why there’s no pause or saving available. That’s because... This! Ga! Has! No! Pause! Function! At! All!”
“The only enjoynt you derive from this ga would be by pressing the horn and listening to music. However, the problem is that not only can you not listen to music that you want to, you can’t even change the radio channel! All you can listen to are so unknown, niche or antique tunes! Not only that, you can’t even skip the songs you don’t like!”
“And the most shocking revelation ca at the end where it actually mocked
with a single statent — Congratulations for wasting eight precious hours of your life!”
“That’s right! This is truly a ga that has one contemplating life; that’s what it did for !”
“It had
realize how important my ti was and how gas were such a waste of ti!”
“If I could grade this ga in terms of its boringness out of 10, it would get a full 100!”
“But of course, even a ga as such isn’t perfect.”
“As the first Hardcore Mode player who cleared this ga (You can verify it through the rankings), I strongly suggest the ga to add the following features!”
“Firstly, why end the ga after the car reaches the endpoint? I highly suggest that the car can make a U-turn upon reaching the endpoint and drive back to the start point! That would be a logical way of inventing an Endless Mode!”
“Can anyone truly claim to have conquered a ga like this without going for a full 10 loops or so?”
“Other than that, I highly suggest adding a multiplayer function where other players can enter the room and sit in the car to enjoy the scenery or chat with the driver!”
“I hope that the creator of the ga can take my advice and update the current version of the ga. That would ensure that it’s a huge hit!”
“...”
“Now, that concludes the end of this week’s dissing! The next eight hours would be the full recording of the gaplay. Anyone who’s that bored can feel free to watch the entire journey without fast-forwarding.”
“Trust , after that, you will definitely gain so realizations about life too!”
Pei Qian scrolled ahead of the video and discovered that Teacher Qiao had truly recorded his entire eight hours of gaplay.
The comnts section was practically exploding with enthusiastic fans.
“I’ve truly watched the full eight hours without fast-forwarding. Now, I feel as though I’m starting to contemplate the aning of life...”
“Teacher Qiao has made such a huge sacrifice! He’s practically living on the edge for this!”
“Teacher Qiao, please stop! Your hairline can’t take this anymore!”
“Do people have to risk their lives to create a video these days?!”
“I’ve already downloaded it. I’m sure I can find the aning of life within the desert!”
“The guy who made the previous comnt, count
in!”
“The ga’s full na is called The Lonely Desert Road. You can find it on the official gas platform. Don’t rush to thank , I’m just a Samaritan!”
“Count
in
1”
“Sightseeing group, let’s go!”
...
Pei Qian was completely stumped as he looked at the comnts left behind.
Sothing must be wrong with this world!
I made such a trashy ga and it was used as material by so content creator to such a roaring response?!
Even though he was confounded, Pei Qian more or less understood how everything happened.
Of all things, his ga had to be found by this Teacher Qiao who specialized in making videos to diss gas who then created an episode out of it through a stroke of inspiration.
With his exceptional synopsis and huge fan base coupled with so shrewd editing, the video went viral!
Before long, a sightseeing group was attracted to the video as people were interested in the ga’s extent of lousiness.
Amongst them, most of the people stopped playing after a while as the ga was truly boring. However, to the majority of them, that 1 yuan was so negligible that they weren’t even bothered with asking for a refund...
A minority of them got competitive because of the ranking system while there were so gars who had even started spreading lies intentionally!
So claid that at the fourth hour, there would be a really fun easter egg that appears if they look towards the desert.
Others claid that if one were to clear the ga three tis, a hidden stage would be unlocked!
There were even many who were asking in the comnts section if they could share this video...
Pei Qian realized that things didn’t seem to be going well.
Why did it suddenly seem as though this ga was going to be hot?!
Could it be... that this ga is not going to lose money?!
“No, that can’t be. I’ve got to do sothing...”
Pei Qian was not intending to sit by idly and wait – he was going to save himself!
If this ga ends up becoming hot, he would be making a huge loss!
He thought that the issue may have stemd from the summary he wrote.
It was too vague and hence the gars misunderstood him!
It was ti to be truthful to the gars – he had to dissuade the newcors from spending money on it!
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