Capítulo 960: Chapter 802: Master, You Need a Mate
In the boundless mystery, the magicless world is recovering, and the exquisite, gigantic Spirit Communication box flips, displaying card after card.
Tang Qi sighed, rubbed his brow, and slightly adjusted his posture on the Divine Chair. His elbow rested on the wide, cold armrest, his hand supporting his chin, as he subtly rolled his eyes.
There was no reason; he just wanted to make this gesture.
Tang Qi was now quite sure that the chair beneath him, “Fark,” had just been pretending to be scared before.
At that mont, the “endless chatter,” with every word exuding a rich aura of “sorrow,” truly revealed the real Fark.
Tang Qi uttered just two words, and the chair beneath him responded with no less than two hundred fifty-six words, punctuation included.
In between, it discreetly revealed its origins, leaked the forr master Beckfast’s hobbies, and madly attacked the Fate Goddess.
“So the reason this shadow ca to life was a joke by the Fate Goddess, and Beckfast, the fallen God of Knowledge, his greatest hobby was using the Divine Chair to peep at the bathing of many goddesses beyond the mysterious?”
Tang Qi quickly digested this information, indirectly confirming that Beckfast was indeed a special Divine.
God of Vile Knowledge!
Tang Qi, supporting his chin, planned to wait for the nagging in his mind to stop before responding with questions.
Fark’s endless chatter also had a rhythm, and when a pause ca as expected, after that long and lancholic sigh, from the depths of his mind, Tang Qi was about to say, “Fark…”
The “F” character was just about to roll off Tang Qi’s tongue when a new voice arrived.
“Indeed, my new master doesn’t like either, so silent and sad, like Beckfast in his sage ti after self-consolation many tis, that vile and ugly old man did this frequently, an extrely boring exercise.”
“Luckily, I’m just a shadow; my body is even more unfortunate, having to make close contact with the old man.”
“But none of that matters. As soone so disliked, do I still have any value in existing? Fark, why can’t I kill myself?”
“New master, I feel your vast knowledge. Do you know how a shadow can commit suicide?”
…
“Shut up, Fark.”
Very rare, Tang Qi whispered sternly.
However, he quickly realized that he was inexplicably sowhat out of control, silently sensing.
The conclusion was that there was no anomaly, no hidden “pollution,” nor had he suffered any undetectable ntal attack.
His lapse was purely engineered by “Fark.”
This shadow’s endless chatter had a magical power; at first, it left one feeling helpless, then lancholic, and finally, slightly angry.
What made Tang Qi even more helpless was the shadow’s reaction that followed.
As a special lifeform already belonging to him, Fark indeed could not resist orders from Tang Qi.
So, it really didn’t speak again, only projecting an extrely vivid dynamic image into Tang Qi’s mind.
It seed to have the feeling of a “stop-motion animation” from a previous life.
It depicted a pitch-black Divine Chair, anthropomorphized all over, crouching miserably in a corner, its head hanging low, drawing circles with its fingers, a deep, desolate, and sorrowful aura emanating furiously, making one want to comfort it.
Even more excessive, this stop-motion animation thoughtfully accompanied subtitles, which bubbled up like little bubbles.
No sound, yet more touching than sound.
“I am a shadow without dreams or hope. I am toyed with by Destiny.”
“I miss my old master, who was hideous and vile, enjoying peeping and self-pity, but I knew he was a very good Divine.”
“I now have a new master who seems to have a bad temper. I have reason to suspect he’s just like the Fate Goddess, lacking a harmonious family life…”
Seeing the new “subtitle bubbles” continue to pop up, Tang Qi finally dispelled the random anger.
With the sa posture, though facing in a different direction, Tang Qi spoke from the heart to interrupt the bubbles, “Fark, I need your help.”
“Blub”
Almost instantly, the projection changed.
All bubbles froze and shattered, and the originally gloomy and desolate shadow perked up in a flash.
It beca incredibly lively, and familiar nagging echoed in the depths of Tang Qi’s mind.
“I knew it, my new master needs .”
“No, no, Master, don’t speak yet. Let the wisest shadow in the boundless mystery, Fark, take a guess.”
“New Master, you’re so irritable, let take a look at your species.”
“Wow, a human, humans are the most boring.”
“According to the ranking of the most boring species compiled by the old master, humans rank sixty-third, a species very keen on mutual slaughter and plunder, average in all aspects.”
“Of course, none of this matters. To make humans calm down, a partner is needed.”
“So, it’s ti to find a partner for Fak’s new master, one who emits the thickest female hormones. What about soone from the Teneira Clan? They have several special organs, and the scent from under their armpits can even attract roaming whale beasts, very enticing.”
“Boom! Boom! Boom!”
Fak’s chatter was truly interrupted just as it projected the image of a Teneira female deep into Tang Qi’s mind, and Tang Qi had no choice but to take action.
With a tap of his finger, Fak’s rapid “rap-like” performance kept getting its rhythm disrupted.
As it beca stamred, Tang Qi’s voice tily intervened.
His face was expressionless, and his tone seed sowhat cold, with unabashed malice in his eyes.
“Fak, do you have a favorite animal?”
“Hmm, how about a naturally lancholic frog that cannot croak?”
“Boom!”
As a Divine, what is said must be obeyed.
Before Tang Qi’s words had fallen, the Transformation Spell had already been cast.
The next second, Tang Qi stood once again in the dark void, divine tentacles swaying behind him, and at his feet, a green-skinned frog appeared, its features anthropomorphized, eyes enormous, filled with indescribable lancholy, looking at Tang Qi with a gaze that seed to say “betrayer.”
Originally, Tang Qi intended to imdiately use the power of the Beckfast Chair to help himself find Sally and glimpse the secrets of the future.
But evidently, Fak, as the shadow of the Divine Chair, as a special life, was not as easy to use as a real Divine Artifact.
In the Mysterious Side, Tang Qi had already had many experiences, having encountered a variety of strange and extraordinary creatures. Even with a giant beast as troubleso as the “Monarch Octopus,” Tang Qi could develop a friendly relationship.
But it was the first ti Tang Qi had encountered an extraordinary creature with such a vile personality as “Fak.”
Beckfast was a god of the Chaotic Camp, and Fak, as the shadow of the divine artifact He crafted, naturally belonged to the Chaotic Camp.
This once again confird a rule of the Mysterious Side: “Besides villains, the Chaotic Camp also produces a lot of jokers.”
Fak, belonged to the best among them.
For a mont, Tang Qi could not achieve his goal, his mischievous tendency acted up, and he directly conducted punishnt.
Although Fak was counted as a divine creature, under the magic power of the Transformation Spell, it had no resistance, transforming into a sad frog amidst rising smoke, crystal tears imdiately welling up in its eyes, making anyone feel compassion, except for Tang Qi, who cast the spell.
For the first ti, he felt that “quiet” was so precious and comfortable, bringing joy.
…
In the restored Magicless World, in a certain civilian house, in the basent.
Juno’s salted fish-like body was deeply buried in an old sofa, glancing half-heartedly at the ssy, rough-undoubtedly shabby magic array on the floor not far away.
Suddenly, with a “boom,” white smoke burst from the magic array.
When the girl saw, in the smoke, a small, exquisite, yet clearly coated in dragon scales, growing dragon horns, flapping dragon wings, a silver-white beast as if from a dream, this salted-fish-like girl was first stunned.
The next second, she was about to let out a deafening scream, but she quickly realized, slapping her hand over her mouth.
In her eyes, excitent was irrepressible.
At the sa ti, detailed information about the little dragon seed to be pouring into Juno’s mind through the magic array.
“Extraordinary Creature: Frost Cold Wings, juvenile Frost Giant Dragon…”
Having her mory reshaped, Juno naturally couldn’t discern what had happened.
She only knew her lifelong dream had just been realized, with surprise sweeping through her mind.
“It’s true, I really own a dragon.”
“Could it be I’m the main character of this world, wow, the adventure of the dragon-riding girl is about to begin.”
As these whimsical thoughts flickered through her mind, Juno didn’t notice the ghost light rippling behind her, with Tang Qi looking at this scene with a helpless smile before he turned around and left this world, heading back to so distant place.
At his feet, a teary-eyed sad frog hopped along after him.
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