His grotesquely turtle-like face contorted into a smile, oozing mucus and wriggling red worms, as he clasped hands and congratulated:
"Looks like Lord Gao has found an immortal couple this ti, congratulations, congratulations."
"However, it seems to that Lord Gao isn't very skilled in the arts of Yin Yang Dao, while I, Old Deng, am quite knowledgeable in that area."
"Here I have a bottle of 'Yuanji Turtle Essence Dew' and a 'Ten Thousand Sons Sun Breeding Secret thod', both of which can greatly enhance one's virile vigor."
"Since I've co in a rush and haven't prepared a fitting gift, I would like to offer these two items to the City Lord to help celebrate the occasion."
After speaking half in jest and half in flattery, the old Turtle Demon finished.
The other two Demons, having made their decisions, spoke one after another.
Tao Qian, posing as Wutong Master, also chipped in with a follow-up.
"Gao Daoist, I too have an Exotic Skill to offer, called 'Spirit Dog Locking Yin Technique'. I can gift it to you. It says in my Great Lifebook Scripture: 'No female spirit under heaven can withstand this Exotic Skill.'"
"I don't have any Elixir Secret Skills to offer, but instead I can give you a 'Lustful Ghost'. Once it possesses you, performing a hundred tis in a single night will be nothing out of the ordinary."
" as well, though Wutong is quite impoverished, the Immortal Crane Mountain I guard is not too bad. Recently, I discovered a herd of Alien Species Spirit Sheep in the mountains, busy every day, which made the Yin Yang Spirit Plants grow abundantly in Sheep Valley. After I return to the mountains, I'll have them harvested and sent over, hoping Gao Daoist won't look down upon them."
It was truly odd that the Four Demons had yet to present their formal wedding gifts to Gao Buxi.
Instead, they each contributed a gift to enhance libido, which was quite an unusual sight even in the Demon Realm.
Normally, if several Demon neighbors questioned his ability in bed, Gao Buxi would have been outraged and certainly would have argued back, muttering things like "This City Lord doesn't know his own strength," "I, Gao Buxi, am vigorous like a dragon and fierce like a tiger; what need do I have for such peculiar and lascivious skills?" and so on.
Now, when such thoughts crossed his mind, a piercing pain suddenly shot through his lower back.
Finding no choice but to put on a sheepish smile, he said to those who had arrived:
"Such generosity from my Daoist brothers, it seems you've all made your decisions?"
"If that's the case, how can I, Gao, refuse the kindness of the four of you?"
While speaking, that scoundrel extended his hand and took all the libido-boosting items.
The Spirit Plants promised by Tao Qian were not present at the mont, but the Turtle Essence Dew, Sun Breeding Secret thod, Spirit Dog Locking Yin, and Lustful Ghost were all imdiately at hand.
Gao Buxi, who had just suffered a miserable defeat at the hands of dozens of Joyful Demons, now found his confidence.
Clutching a pile of beneficial items, he secretly thought, "Sleep has co and here's the pillow. Just wait, my love, your husband is on his way."
Before leaving, Gao Buxi seed to rember sothing and a smile spread across his face.
Although most of the people of the Gao family were beasts, they were accustod to being Emperors.
Their skills in commanding others were well-practiced.
Feeling that he had already taken the Four Demons under his wing, and in order to prevent them from becoming arrogant due to their Cultivation Realms, Gao Buxi now spoke, half-reminder and half-enticent:
"Oh, right, there's another piece of good news I nearly forgot to tell my Daoist brothers."
"My wife, knowing of my plans, has specially called in a favor and invited two expert friends from the South Sea to help."
"I heard both are Cavernous Mystery Cultivators who practice Buddhist Law, each with supernatural power, and even I with my 'Xuan Yin Blood Frost Saber' might not be a match for them."
"With the arrival of these two, plus the four Daoist brothers, my journey should win a grand prize from my great-grandfather."
"The chances of you, my brothers, achieving a Breakthrough will also increase substantially."
"Today truly is an auspicious day, with good news coming one after another."
"Servants, co, spread the word, let the entire city celebrate."
"Set up the banquet for , all are guests here, three days of feasting and drinking without end."
Around Guangping City, the ones truly deserving Gao Buxi's attention were just these Four Demons: Wutong Master, Li Fengxian, Deng Xuechao, and Qu Zhongyuan.
The rest of the Evil Demons and Devils were simply there for a free al and drink.
Upon hearing Gao Buxi say so, they all cheered loudly, falling over themselves with flattery.
After speaking, Gao Buxi clasped hands towards the Four Demons and said:
"Do not return to the Daoist field just yet, my four Daoist brothers. Feast and be rry in my residence. Co dawn, we shall discuss the intricate details of our great plan."
"Right now, well, I am impatient for the beautiful lady awaiting in my chamber, so I must excuse myself."
With those words, the scoundrel hastily departed.
All demons knew without thinking that he had earlier lost face in the bridal chamber.
Now, ard with the fine gifts bestowed by the Three Demons, he planned to return and fight another round.
The several guests at the feast were all from the Cavernous Mystery Realm.
Yet now, they were forced to submit to the dominion of Gao Buxi, who was only of the Transcend Mortality Realm. Although they were enticed by benefits, they still felt so dissatisfaction deep down, especially the more prideful among them like Li Fengxian and Qu Zhongyuan, who even felt sowhat humiliated.
Bear in mind that overtly, all four had beco "house servants" to Gao Buxi.
It was sowhat tolerable in Guangping City, but once they left this place and t up with the main forces, they would be seen by the rest of the Gao family, especially by True Lord of a Hundred Demons Gao Yang, as nothing more than dogs.
At this thought, including Old Turtle Demon Deng Xuechao, all spat a few sarcastic remarks.
"Alas, I don't know whether my choice was right or wrong. On a whim, I've ended my carefree days. Now that I've joined the Gao family's ranks, fortune or misfortune is uncertain."
"Hmph! You've already offered up your flattering gifts, what use is it talking about this now? Better to focus on our tasks and actually achieve sothing noteworthy. If we really could use the 'Ten Thousand Marvels Sky-reaching Treasure Tower,' taking this chance to step into the Ultimate Happiness Realm, then we truly could achieve Ultimate Happiness and extend our lives by a thousand years. That's far better than spending our days in constant fear, worrying about the unknown calamity that could befall us at any mont."
"I fear our plan might not succeed that easily. The Treasure Tower only has twenty-four esteed seats left, a number not exactly secure. Not to ntion the Guest Elders and Tributes recruited by other mbers of the Gao family, but just looking at Gao Buxi's branch alone, besides the four of us, suddenly there are two more South Sea Buddhist Practitioners? There's bound to be more competition for those seats."
"It's tricky. Who doesn't know that Buddhist Practitioners are the most cunning? And those two were invited by Duan Yuhong. The influence of pillow talk is not to be underestimated, is it? If the seats Gao Buxi later secures from True Lord of a Hundred Demons are ample, then good. But if they are limited, I fear those two will be given priority."
"That Duan Yuhong is so fake. At first, with her appearance, I thought she was a chaste and resolute woman— who would have known that she would change her tune so quickly?"
"Not just that. Do you really think Gao Buxi is not adept in the arts of the bedchamber? The Gao family are all experts in this field, and it's no wonder the woman quickly submitted to Gao Buxi. To speak of chastity, she is clearly soone versed in the paths of desire, a pretender."
"It's useless, unless that woman is the Joyful Demon Lord from the Outer Realm; otherwise, she simply cannot withstand the 'Spirit Dog Locking Yin Technique' I've sent out."
"Hardly, hardly. The Turtle Essence Dew I have is even more potent."
"You two don't practice the Ghost Path, so how could you understand the capabilities of the Lustful Ghost?"
...
The Three Demons had quickly slipped into the role of house servants and were engrossed in their conversation.
Suddenly, as if they were reminded of sothing, they looked at each other sharply and then all turned their inquiring gazes towards the fourth person at the table.
Wutong Master!
He had been silent from the start.
They were all well-acquainted neighbors; who didn't know Wutong's background?
Although he wasn't a chatterbox, he was soone who loved to prattle.
At such a ti, how could he keep such silence, unless sothing had changed?
Just as the Three Demons were forming this thought, the next mont reflected in their eyes confird it.
Wutong Master's face, which was already hideously ugly like a festering toad laden with tumors and pustules...
After all, there were few coly faces among evil demons.
But now, Wutong's was even uglier.
His face swelled and contracted, with dense pustules constantly forming, then bursting rapidly... And such a scene was eerily silent.
It wasn't until the Three Demons looked over that they t Wutong Master's increasingly inhuman green toad-like eyes.
The Three Demons were all wide-eyed and exclaid:
"This is bad!"
"Wutong's Mutation!"
"Disaster has arrived."
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