Day 28 Morning, The Plains.
Escaping from the inn, I'm currently on the run.
Sohow? For so reason? My affection rating is at risk! The eyes of the president ant danger! It is , with my bad glare, who says so, so there is no doubt!
How did they find out? Why are they angry? Could it be that they don't even need a reason to be mad at anymore? Just how low has Rating-san fallen? Is it burrowing? Underground? Is my affection rating waiting sowhere at the bottom of the dungeon? Where are you, my affection rating! Did it go so deep underground that it created a dungeon? I have to hurry up and save it!
There are gatekeepers at the entrance to the dungeon, my natural enemies. For so reason, gatekeepers always get mad upon eting ? Could it be that my affection rating with the sa sex is too low as well? Well, not like I need it anyway? One can pass by presenting a written application form from the guild, but it seems I wouldn't be able to pass even if I had it? My level is not high enough? Or is my affection rating not enough? Are they mad because they got overti work because of ? Or because I'm not an adventurer? I don't know why, but they didn't let through.
As expected, they probably will notice if I try to sneak inside all alone. After all, if I just try to walk past them with not a single soul around, it's not sneakingat all. They will notice.
If there was soone, I could sneak in after them usingInvisibility Cloak,Erase PresenceandStealth Lv 8, but no one cos? Is this place unpopular? Even though my affection rating is at the bottom of it? Do they have so problem with my affection rating? Could it be that no one wants it? How dare they! It's the affection rating with the opposite sex! What is this treatnt? Unforgivable! Should I attack the town for this? Or maybe it's better to raid the guild?
Huh? Why? Today is not a dungeon day, right?
For so reason, a whole bunch of my classmates showed up? Why are all of them carrying a rope? Bungee jumping tournant? Indeed, bungee jumping is like a coming of age ceremony, but everyone only recently beca second years in high school, so they are only 16? Are they going to beco adults? Are they going to climb the stairs of adulthood? Are they going to visit that kind of establishnt? Please tell where I can find such a place.
Here is he!!
Eh? What? I an, it's mine? Isn't it the dungeon that popped up thanks to my affection rating going through the ground? I have to pick it up from the dungeon's depths, okay? I an, it's mine?
Why do I even have to explain sothing so obvious?
No? This dungeon was here long before you ca to this world!
I was stupid, I was careless, I should have noticed this earlier.
So my affection rating dropped all the way to a different world when we were still in our world? So that's where it got buried?
No wonder I felt like I don't have affection points with the opposite sex even back in the original world So I didn't have them? None at all?
No, it was here even before you were born! This dungeon! And there is no way affection rating can create a dungeon! What the hell is that affection rating?! Is that a dungeon boss?!
How could this be? So my affection rating was in the other world even before I was born. And so I must have co to this world pursuing it. Or rather, it's affection rating with the opposite sex, no way I'd let it just get away. The mystery was solved! I have to rescue it as fast as possible, or it will drop to the next life. Good grief, don't just teleport soone's affection rating to a different world! I looked so hard for it!
Now this explains it, I thought that it is strange that I can't find my affection rating with the opposite sex no matter where I looked! So it was missing since my birth, give a break!
Everyone sward into the dungeon.
I sneak in after them.
Or rather, I'm simply following after them.
Oooh! So this is a dungeon! This is the otherworldly maze! It's sohow different from a cave, right?! I wonder if I can settle here if I remodel it a bit? I can save a lot on lodging fees this way. Though I don't want strangers to loiter around? Will I have to offer them tea since they technically will be guests? Dungeon teahouse? Sounds profitable?
The arrangent of the rooms is pretty good, isn't it? For a living? And there is even a basent here.
It's a dungeon! Not a house! You can't live here!
Why does your first comnt on a dungeon sound like you ca to check out a place? Did monsters invite you? Are you a guest here?!
Looks like I can't.
But look, from the spacious foyer it goes in a U-shape, if we leave the outer walls as they are and remove the stuff in the middle, then slightly raise the ceiling, wouldn't it look pretty good?
It is a great idea, I think?
Why? Why are you starting to design a new layout a second after stepping into a dungeon? Are you so kind of artisan? Do you have a professional deformation?
Please don't remodel the dungeon as you please? The first floor is a straight path, so it's fine No, actually, it's not fine! But everyone is working on the maps from the 2nd floor and onward. If on top of suddenly getting remodeled they were to be turned into a residence, everyone will be very mad.
Those stairs are not a foyer, and what lies below is not a basent, okay? Below is a labyrinth! A maze! You shouldn't turn it into an apartnt, you understand? People that co to the dungeon will be shocked?!
Did dungeon capture an its reconstruction? Occupying the living space of the monsters? Wait? Couldn't it actually work?
No, you can't! And what is that Hmm, you are already planning the reconstruction? A drastic Afteris awaiting dungeon? Even monsters are going to be surprised!
Yeah, the entrance in my current ho is pretty narrow, and it was a whole lot of trouble to expand it. And it is a one-room type without any partition.
He already began planning!!! Please, run away, Dungeon-san Oh no! The dungeon can't run away!!!
Eeeh, well, can't be helped?
You know, after coming to this world I had a lot of trouble with My ho? It was a lot of work? Making one?
The hell did you even co to a different world for? Property developnt?!
Since it seed like they would be angry if I tampered with the dungeon, I limited myself to leveling the floor. Stealthily.
Sohow, its getting easier and easier to walk? Did soone begin the renovation? Soone?
Yes, I feel magic power behind that wall. A room wouldn't suddenly pop out, right?
The room with the stairs at the beginning kind of turned into an entry hall? Were they always like that?
As expected of a group of cheaters, even though I'm doing it stealthily, they still noticed?!
No? Look? Don't they say that dungeons can grow and evolve? Maybe it entered a growth stage? Or sothing?
As if a dungeon would grow into a residence on its own! Just what is it trying to beco?!
Eeehm, a world heritage site? Sort of? I guess? Yeah, it could. And it will also attract more tourists.
Tourists should have no business with dungeons? Are they going to go sightseeing while beating monsters? Are tourists that strong?
Will it be profitable if monsters were to sell crackers at the entrance? I'm kind of scared of the tourists that might club monsters lured in by crackers though. [TL Note: sen.wikipedia/wiki/Nara_Park]
Do you call this a renovation? A makeover? Since a while ago I see goblins getting swallowed by the walls? Is this dungeon hostile to monsters? Are we on the dungeon's side now?
Don't! If you think about this you lose. Everyone is pretending not to notice Because the goblins are too miserable
Used as construction materials?
Nooo!!! Don't say it!
Good grief, even though we are in a dungeon, they are so noisy. I wish they could follow proper manners for a public place.
Ah! There is a closet over there! In the accent wall over there
We told you that you shouldn't do it! Why did we have to find a closet after coming to explore the dungeon!
Indeed, with the closet at such a place Nudist Girl might start stripping. It would be a disaster if she removes her items, we are inside a dungeon after all
And there is no need for accents on the walls, okay? It makes it look like there is a trap!
We are only trying to pass the first floor We didn't even fight any monsters So why do I feel so tired? Why?
? How strange, I thought it should be easier to walk now that the floor is flat and even? But they seem to be tired?
Should I make a slope? So it's easier to access the basent? Though it might interfere with the natural traffic
Don't! Don't do anything! If you make a residence here everyone will settle in it! We will have to fight trespassers instead of monsters?!
I see, so the layout of the floor has to be suitable for interception of intruders, now, if we are going to divide enemy forces, then
In that case, how about we make possible construction of fortifications in the living room, but also make it possible to pincer enemies from the flanks
I don't want such a living room! It's more like a dying room! It's not relaxing at all! It's in battle preparation mode!! Or rather, you mustn't attack adventurers?! They are our allies, okay?! Why are we supposed to defend the dungeon?!
Looks like it's a no Hm?
What is this?
Inside the wall?
Here? Ah?!
[TL Note: Dformation professionnelle (French) professional deformation or job conditioning, also called nerdview, is a tendency to look at things from the point of view of one's own profession or special expertise, rather than from a broader or humane perspective.]
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