Day 22 Afternoon, on the road.
It's an entry permit, it's an ID, it says Haruka, and for the guarantor, riri-san's full na is written.
Now I can co and go freely. Free of toll. Unable to resist I went in and out of town for about 5 tis, until the gatekeepers got mad at .
As such, going back to the town feels a bit awkward, so it's ti for the customary geek hunt. Today I will check another path, the one that drifts away from the river. It also would an being separated from fish. I'm planning to return by nightti though.
Looks like there is a town this way? ri? riri-san also was saying that her father went this way, to visit another town. Since her father went there, there is no reason why the geeks can't be there as well.
Let's check it.
I dash.
Hmm, did I get faster? Since there is also the effect from Boots of Acceleration Acceleration 30% Upthat I combined with Leather Boots? it's even harder to understand.
I felt like I covered a lot of distance, but I just left the town.
Bureaucrats, sorry for speaking so harshly of you. Road signs are necessary. The distance to the destination should also be written on them. I don't understand how fast I'm going. But I won't allow the banners. All those slogans about road safety are also unnecessary. Mont of negligence life-lasting injury. Even with warnings there are still going to be crashes. Why? Because goblins are there. Forget injuries, they went straight into the afterlife. If you have ti to write such slogans then teach goblins about road safety. Crashing into them ti after ti hurts!
With this and that, I kept running.
Splattering gobs, I'm running.
Kobolds are getting turned into roadkills as well.
I already forgot what I ca here for? Splatter the geeks?
Again, just like yesterday, there is a carriage under attack by bandits. Is this the latest fad? Should I go along with it? Should I attack a carriage as well?
As I approached, I saw Omuiwritten on a carriage in huge letters. Company na? Express delivery? If they are in the delivery business, then I must order books from them.
I dash there.
The attackers are ard soldiers, the defenders are also ard soldiers, looks like delivery service in another world is filled with dangers. I bet they have a lot of late deliveries.
For starters, I blew away the soldiers uninvolved with delivery. Well, I just didn't make any effort to stop and crashed into them. After collision most things, be it goblins, kobolds, or even soldiers, are blown away. This world has terrible road safety.
Eehm Are you Haruka-kun?
Eh? I don't rember having any acquaintances among couriers of the other world, and on top of that, it's another old man. Doesn't this world have too many old n? Wouldn't it usually be cute girls on all sides? Isn't that how isekai stuff usually goes? Why am I sward with old n? Why do I have to be surrounded by ard old n? Why are both foes and allies old n? Is the other world trying to kill with the stink of old n?
Err, well, yeah? But who are you? Or rather, you aren't a courier?
Eh? But then who will deliver my books? Who is going to go all the way to Amazon to bring my books? Fake delivery service?
I think the na is clearly written on the carriage in big letters. I heard of the black-haired young man who crashes into enemies at high speed Didn't my daughter invite you today?
Daughter? Ah, so you are the father of riri-san, the lord of the naless town, Phaatherr-san?
For so reason, annoying old n charged at , so I cooled their feet and the ground with Temperature Magicand then froze it with Ice Magic.
When they beca unable to move I set their hands and hair ablaze. Go bald, such is your punishnt for trying to kill with your stink.
Or rather, though it's a part of my dark history, but, as a recovered chuunibyou I strongly feel that I have to at least try to recreate an ice and fire hell (Inferno).
And well, after trying it out in reality I got a bunch of miserable bald old n with frozen feet and heavy burns on their hands and heads Shouldn't it be like, way cooler? What is this? It's simply unpleasant to look at. Rather than calling it a hell of ice and fire it's more of hell of burned bald old n? I don't want such attacks. It's wrong, Inferno must be more Cool, more like (crying).
Heey, are you listening? I already heard that you don't listen to others, but at least pick between fighting and listening, why are you speaking to yourself in such a situation? I pity the burned soldiers, at least pay attention when you defeat them, and also, why naless? The na is written on the carriage in big letters. And though I'm indeed the father, my na is not Phaatherr. I didn't introduce myself yet, or rather, this is what I want to do, so please listen to , and also, if my daughter heard you call her riri she would cry, so stop it.
All of the bald n were apprehended. Since they were too pitiful I splashed them with mushroom potion, but even though their wounds got healed, their hair didn't co back. Inferno (Hair Roots Massacre) is way too scary. I'm sealing (pretend like it never happened) this attack since it's too dangerous.
But why every ti I search for the geeks I find large quantities of gobs and old n instead? Could it be that Detect Presence can't tell goblins, geeks, and old n apart? In that case, it might be unable to tell apart the idiots we left in the forest as well.
You are Haruka-kun? Thank you for saving our family. I'm Mariel's mother, Murimur. Rather than going to the neighboring town for so petty treaty, I want to give you my thanks. Though it is hard to call this a happy coincidence, I'm grateful to you for saving our daughter. And then, you saved even us? How can we even repay you. Thank you very much.
Ooh, the old n ratio went down. An old lady in an elegant dress and not-so-young maid stepped out from the carriage Indeed, the old n ratio went down, but my mood is still down as well. The average age is too high. The average age of the characters I encountered so far is over 30. Just why?
No, the treaty with the neighboring town is very important, it's not petty at all. And also, Haruka-kun, I'll introduce myself, I'm the lord of Omui, llotosam Shimu Omui. Allow to express my gratitude to a benefactor of my family. Thank you.
After that a complicated story with nas of nobles, other towns, the na of this country, the na of the king popping up followed, but I ignored it. I'll repeat, I ignored it. It's not like I couldn't rember the nas or didn't understand what they were saying. I simply ignored it.
As it turns out, even the bandits from yesterday were elite troops of the adversary nobles, who were given the best equipnt possible, who were supposed to masquerade as bandits to kidnap riri, in order to use her as leverage against them. However, the elites and the equipnt weren't coming back, so they decided to press with numbers, and gathering people attacked ri Father and Murimur-san.
As a result, there is no information on the geeks or delivery service This stuff has nothing to do with , of course, I will ignore it.
Once again I return to the town on a carriage.
Even inside the carriage they kept endlessly repeating their thanks. And also the na of the town.
The gatekeepers didn't scold today.
But the president did.
Which reminds , didn't I say that I won't leave the town today? Eh? I only went to buy soy sauce? How did it turn out like this?
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