Chapter 330: Perhaps stuffing faces with hot dogs first thing in the morning was a mistake, since now their presence is on the sa level as the air and can be barely felt.
Day 79 – Morning, White Weirdo Inn
Although it was just force majeure, nothing more than a chance accident brought by an unfortunate coincidence caused by carelessly walking into a highly productive industrial area and getting caught up in industrious tentacles, I’m getting scolded? A double sermon mode. But they looked like they were having fun? I an, they had such blissful smiles? It’s quite puzzling?
It looked like they were having the ti of their life, hitting the absolute peak and then going even further beyond, reaching the level of enjoynt that seed to touch the heavens… But apparently, it wasn’t okay? They seed totally into it, but they’ve been in a seriously annoyed, sulky mood since morning.
「I… was about to die! Even though I’m an undead, I thought, I’d die!」
「Overwheld by pleasure,
Pushed past the peak of excitent,
I almost died, breaking through dangerous limits one after another!」
No, I an, you were No Life King-san, so you wouldn’t die from sothing like that? Probably? And while Dancing Girl-san is starting to speak in longer sentences, she sounds like a suspicious Chinese person because she keeps splitting them in three parts, but we got new cheongsams to try? Yup, I made so.
Yeah, looking totally worn out and ntally drained, their faces shine with a lustrous gloss as they give a sermon, languidly draped in sheets that are barely covering a very unladylike sight, giving off an irresistibly alluring aura, which is gearing up in a highschool boy sort of way for a round of high intensity tentacle and highschool boy gymnastics before the routine morning radio calisthenics, but they seem to be kind of angry, so the situation seems to be calling for patience.
But when I first t them, both had a look of despair, with the first words I heard from them being 『Kill 』. But now they are scolding with a flat gaze every morning, saying that they thought they’d die, so this is definitely an improvent. It would be even better if they were a bit nicer with their scolding, but they seem much more lively when they’re angry like this. They were pretty intense yesterday, too, seed almost euphoric, maybe? Thanks to that, it looks like they still can’t move. Alright, let’s run away!
And now for the breakfast eting. Looks like everyone couldn’t get enough of hot dogs, so we are having them in the morning, but the orphans don’t get pseudo chili sauce or mustard.
Everyone is making suggestions, discussing and adjusting, while stuffing their cheeks.
「We’re going to, you know? Take that deeep, partially-done dungeon, force our way right into the first floor entrance, then plunge deeper and deeper, pressing on, driving ourselves in with all our might as we invade every inch of the dungeon, tearing through it bit by bit, pressing onward and onward, sinking deeper, completely overwhelming and conquering it to the very end. Like, ravage it to the absolute limit?」
「「「Explain it more normally!」」」
Their faces are red? To be getting a concentrated Flat Gaze bombardent from nurous blushing cute girls so early in the morning, the Frontier is a great place after all. However, getting scolded for simply answering a question about our plans, I can already see a high false accusation ratio is awaiting today as well.
Yes, the last dungeon we explored wasn’t cleared yet.
That place went beyond 94 floors. But we had to go back because the unexpected appearance of Mistilteinn left without mana…… It’s been neglected for more than half of a month.
I an, I jokingly thought that it might just be hiding, so feeling a bit nostalgic, rembering those sumr days of the second year of middle school, I tried shouting, 『Pierce through, Mistilteinn!』—and then it actually pierced through! I also was surprised, you know? I an, I didn’t expect that?
As a result the exploration ended unfinished, but after three weeks the monsters on the upper floors must’ve respawned already. If we start from the first floor there it should be just perfect to raise Dancing Girl-san’s levels. And that dungeon not only had good items but also good quality magic stones… A dungeon of that depth has to be destroyed, otherwise, it’s too much of a risk. Artificial overflow affected 30 floors at best, so they were easy to handle, but with 50 or more floors it would’ve been too much for the Frontier army or the Royal Guard to handle, and even Murimuri Castle might’ve been not enough. And overflow from a dungeon with almost 100 floors is impossible even for the classmates to handle. Even if they can fight inside such a dungeon, going through the floors one by one, if all of the monsters rush out at once, with floor bosses and a dungeon master in the mix, they would have no chances of stopping that.
But everyone still seems to be focused on the Kingdom’s side, even though thinking about it is completely pointless.
Thinking about the stuff we know nothing about, like this world, or otherworld transfer, or flaming geezers, aren’t going to bring any clarity, and if geezers are flaming we can just burn them. In the end, countries or continents have absolutely no significance for us. I an, we don’t even know their nas? A continent, the na of which we don’t know, with so sort of countries, the nas of which we also don’t know, obviously sounds like sothing that has absolutely nothing to do with us?
And all of its issues can ultimately be traced back to the sa place. Which is here, the Frontier.
「So long as the Frontier is taken care of, the rest doesn’t matter. If the Frontier is peaceful but so sort of a conflict happens outside, then it’s just a war or an invasion that has nothing to do with the world, monsters, demons, or whatever, that they are just doing on their own, okay? The people who keep fighting each other, while completely neglecting The Frontier, the place where the destruction begins, can be just ignored?」
「But weren’t you pretty angry? It’s best if things can be resolved without a conflict though.」
They seem to be worrying about the rchant Confederation and the Theocracy, but I rely crushed them because they were making moves on the frontier through the Kingdom. I wouldn’t mind assisting the Kingdom or the Beastn Country if they are willing to beco a protective barrier for the Frontier, but in general we have nothing to do with them.
「While I’m a big fan of getting touchy, so much so that my own hands are almost not enough, and assistance of Magic Hands in that regards is highly appreciated, I’m not interested in touching disputes or whatever, and it’s not like I was that angry, I just might annihilate them since they kind of piss off. It’s just so country which doesn’t particularly have anything to do with the Frontier, so I might as well burn it to the ground a bit and let it turn into just so ruined country? Kind of? 」
「「「You are really motivated to destroy them even though you aren’t interested! Or rather, there’s no indication anywhere that survival is even an option!」」」
In short, I don’t care if they just quietly perish without getting involved with the Frontier. There are tons of reasons that can be used as a pretext to do sothing ourselves, but it’s kind of a bother. I an, where is rit (profits) to that? Not a single thing would be resolved from destroying an old man fetishists club? It would bring nothing aside from moral satisfaction.
That’s why dungeons take priority. If we get stronger we can prepare for what is to co, and it also would help to keep at bay the threat that dungeons pose. Nothing but advantages with no derits, a very economical and easy on finances plan. Yup, I have no money.
But thinking about this from another direction, were the Theocracy or the Confederation to try sothing anyway, I’d get perfect custors to sell magic stones and mushrooms to at ultra high rip-off prices. And even if we were to destroy them completely, it would bring only so short-ti profits, with no long-term benefits. It’s the best if they just get ripped off and perish all on their own.
But while they can’t do anything about the Kingdom at the mont, there is a possibility they might shift their focus to the Beastn Country. Geographically, the Beastn Country is the buffer zone between the Kingdom, the Theocracy, and the Confederation. And it is the only state that is friendly towards the Kingdom, and also its ally. Can’t say that I’m particularly fond of it, but if it disappears it will beco a derit for the Kingdom, and there is also a risk of the Geeks leaving if sothing happens to it.
Looks like those letters were a honey trap set up by cute kemonomimi girls. If sothing were to happen in the Beastn Country, the geeks would definitely rush over to help. Unforgivable, even though I was waiting for a honey trap all this ti. Anyway, tell more about those kemonomimi beauties… A Flat Gaze gust followed by a Fat Gaze downpour, aah, what a lovely day.
Yup, I got scolded.
Having finally settled on the policy they decided to prioritize dungeons, focusing on training and strengthening themselves to prepare for ergencies. Naturally, becoming stronger cos before everything else for the pres and others. I an, they have nothing to do with this world to begin with, nor do they have any debt or obligations to it. Therefore, their own lives and safety take priority above everything else.
「Then, we’ll be taking this dungeon!」
「Aaah, I wonder which one is more profitable? If only there was the gold for exploration written sowhere.」
「I’m fine with anything as long as it’s not bugs, okay? I had enough of bug fluids for my entire life.」
「I’m cool with whatever, so let’s just get on with this. Fine, this one will do. We’ll be going ahead.」
「If we find gear we can used it to repay the debt…」
「I don’t like this 『Iron Woodpecker』. They probably hurt a ton!」
A rock-paper-scissors tournant had started, the winners of which would apparently pick their lot in a ladder lottery in order, which would then determine the symbol-marked string they’d pull from a lottery—it’s so complicated!
I would have preferred a light training session beforehand, but from past experience, training has never once been lighter than actual combat. Still, if I really think about it, sothing seems off about getting beaten up by a Dungeon Emperor to train for defeating the Dungeon Master? Yeah, a dungeon is definitely safer!
Suddenly going into real combat with new equipnt gives nothing but uneasiness, but it already went through so test runs last night, but… In a monster girl dungeon I’d be absolutely unbeatable. Even Pretty Girl Dungeon Emperor won’t be an issue.
Yup, I tested everything on a Pretty Girl Ex-Dungeon Emperor, so there is no doubt? She collapsed, bending backwards, so the destructive power leaves no room for complaints.
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