Day 66 Nightti, the Souvenir Store, the Orphanage Branch
It would not be exaggeration to call this the uniform issue of the different world. Upon providing the uniform for the girl, even the Royal Girl and the Maid Girl ended up wearing it, making Exposure-san to go into hiding, causing a great sadness from not eting it in such a long while.
It seems they were curious about the uniform and couldnt help but want to try it. Well, there indeed were concerns that remaining in such lewd outfits around the orphans wouldve caused a negative influence on the children, but this is not fun for at all?
Hey, Maid Girl? Lately a very popular employee of the souvenir store Maid Girl? Want an underling? Its super cheap, basically a dump sale, since its a middle-aged man, rather, Id like to dump him off sowhere? I an, I bought a middle-aged man with mushrooms, but since its a middle-aged man, I dont need it. Even if I wanted to put him to work he is an idiot, and a middle-aged man, a trashed one at that, basically useless, only good with swinging his swords, so maybe you need so disposable underling for chores?
Do I need him, you ask? Any country on the continent would gladly pile up the money if they heard that Magic Swordsman Wismregzero would beco their ally, you know? Its an extrely appealing offer, but Calling him a trashed middle-aged man after being the one who beat him up, are you a demon?! As far as bodyguards of royalty go, Wismregzero will prove to be the strongest one on the continent when we eventually return to the Royal Palace. He is the swordsman that was called the Hidden Blade of the Confederation. Is that fine with you?
He is an all-round type, but he is especially strong against assassins. An extrely strong assassinator of assassins when it cos to orthodox fighters or interpersonal-combat specialists. A good suit for a bodyguard.
Most likely, the Confederation is about to pull out. They were trying to make vast profits through vast investnts, but as of now, they are yet to make any gains, and only losses keep mounting, and the trend is going to continue until they withdraw. This information shouldve reached the Confederations higher-ups by now. If they are smart they will try to imdiately cut their losses. A rchant would definitely do that.
But politicians larping as rchants wont. If the rchant Confederation splits and falls into disarray the illusion of a rchant country will cease to exist. The politicians wont be needed anymore, and the fake rchant politicians who were profiteering from politics wont have a choice but to perish. And if they do pull out, then it will only leave them with underhanded thods, such as assassinations, or abductions? However, we already took the initiative when it cos to abductions, but I dont really need a middle-aged man though?
At the mont, Stalker Girls clansn went to kidnap the old mans little sister, dragging the old man with them, so the official contract cos after they kidnap her, but he probably will remain just as middle-aged even after they drag him back? Besides, there is no place for middle-aged n in the Souvenir Store, so the only option is throw him underground, but its about ti the Capitals underground dwellers co with complaints, like, hello there? Hmm, I wonder if underground people are demihumans? Or perhaps monsters? Rather, middle-aged n are the actual monsters here? Which ans, its probably fine to annihilate them? Well, putting middle-aged n aside, since you are constantly with Royal Girl the Royal Palace doesnt have any bodyguard Shadows? Are you short on people? Or just neglecting the Playking? Well, he is a player and a middle-aged man, so its not like I care.
The little sister should be here pretty soon since Beautiful Female Knights Welco Carriage luxurious and gorgeous carriage modified for high speed travel went to pick her up with an extravagant escort of Armored Pres-san. To think horsie-san would level up from randomly playing around by running over or trampling highwayn, turning it into an even faster and stronger high-speed carriage DELUXE? I was slightly saddened with the way the cute horsie-san turned into sothing a supre ruler of post-apocalyptic would ride, but since horsie-san was happy, I guess its fine?
The biggest issue and the biggest threat to the existence of the Confederation list is the fact that Armored Pres-san is the escort. Yeah, Im quite sure they will have no problem coming back undetected by anyone, but discovering that might doom the Confederation to a total destruction, so Im praying that they will manage to carry out the kidnapping in secret. The world has things that are better left unseen and unknown. Im sure Poster Girls family also doesnt want to know that they were taking money for lodging from a dungeon emperor and a dungeon master, who are constantly loitering around their inn. The entire family might break into a dance if told about that?!
Well, thats actually the fault of the middle-aged gatekeeper at the gates of the Frontiers town? He is the one who said that its Fine? I did nothing wrong? He is the one who said that, so the entire responsibility lies on him. I an, he was even patting Sli-san?
All of the Royal Familys skilled bodyguards and shadows went with the first and the second princes, so we are short on people. Even if we capture the Princes, the shadows that chose to pick a side in political struggle cannot be trusted. However, the na of Magic Swordsman Wismregzero is itself a threat. Him rely staying in the Kingdom will be more dependable than dozens of shadows. His presence in the Royal Palace alone is the most terrifying defense. However, are you truly fine with this? If kept near he would make for the strongest bodyguard.
Having old man McKenzie as a guard? Just what exactly one is supposed to protect this souvenir shop from? I an, they are out at the mont, but this is a souvenir store where an Ex-Dungeon Emperor playing with sickle and chain, and an Ex-Dungeon Master going jiggle-jiggle, usually can be found? Also, why are the orphans so happily learning to use the sickle and chain? Just what are they trying to beco? If they are chasing after her then the continent might quite easily perish? That is sothing that shouldnt be mass produced, even out of world peace concerns? Hmm, mass production of Dungeon Emperor class orphans This kingdom might be done for.
I an, the strongest bodyguard was getting his ass kicked, so he is sort of useless? Also, he is being a huge show-off with that Sword-Killing Swordbut the age is sickle and chain, you know? Its flying at the very edge of fashion, with its edge coming at most radical angles, so its crazy dangerous? Its a really dangerous age when an innocent highschool boy daydreaming of wardrobe malfunction might have neck and head malfunction happen at any given mont? And there is even a coback from Morning Star-san awaiting outside? And, oh my, would you look at that, a tragic beaten-up AFTER is miraculously going to follow, so yeah, a middle-aged man as a bodyguard wont be of any use? Kind of?
But why do I have to take care of so middle-aged mans employnt? I an, Im Jobless myself? Before worrying about other people Id first have to break the ice tip off the glacial epoch of my unemploynt, and if that was turned into shaved ice it probably might sell pretty well, but is there sumr in this world? Are there any seasons at all? Or rather, do the four seasons exist here? If this world doesnt have sumr then making all those swimsuits was a total waste! Even though I worked so hard! I did make profits from that though. And I also worked very hard in bed too?
I was racking my brains on what we should do when we retake the Royal Palace, with its defenses being completely neutered at the mont But now that I think of it, the very culprit responsible for destroying its defensive equipnt, and moreover, even stealing the cornerstone of defense Everlasting Trap is right in front of Even if a treasured relic of the Royal Family was just lying around, carrying it off like that is impudent without asure, in the first place, its obviously a theft. To begin with, even brazenly infiltrating into the Royal Palace, furthermore, without even making any effort of concealing oneself, is extrely impertinent, and deserves a hanging, drawing, and beheading, with putting that insolent head on display!(Followed by sermon)
Oh, a girl from the Stalker Girls clan! They tend to imdiately disappear as soon as they are done with the report. Their faces are hidden by cloth, so I cant be sure, but there is high hope they should be pretty. I an, just look at the size of their breasts!
Reporting. The noble district is on the verge of bankruptcy, servants, hired butlers and maids have begun to run away. They are already running low on money, and started selling family heirlooms and armory. A certain souvenir shop seems to be making big profits by purchasing them at dirt cheap prices. Consequently, three additional morning stars were deployed in the souvenir store.
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