Day 60 Afternoon, White Weirdo Inn
As I was going around the new inn, making adjustnts and tweaks to the interior, the family of innkeepers kept coming in turns and thanking , sparing no words, while crying non-stop. That's just how deep of a wound they received.
Even if they managed to survive, opened a new inn and got a new house, there is no way that old wounds can disappear so easily. There is no way they could forget the fear and sadness of losing the ho and the town they were so familiar with, as well as all of the friends, neighbors, and acquaintances.
All this ti they were carrying a scar deep in their souls, and it is because they went through that, they very well know how fleeting and fragile everyday life is, so they haven't been able to truly have peace of mind since then.
But there is a perfect solution to that, which is the main feature of today's program a citadel inn! Invincible, Impregnable, and Indestructible Imperial Inn White Weirdo has nothing to fear! A safe and secure place to stay. Well, we never ntioned it to them, but with the regulars here being top-rank beings of this world like Emperor Sli or Dungeon Emperor, while all of the classmates are S-grade adventurers of over level 100, this place was already the safest one in the world to begin with, but having lost everything they mustve wanted so sort of visible guarantee of security. Yeah, this inn is impossible to take down.
I can't possibly give them back what they've lost, but I can help with not losing anything in the future. As I learned at that village, this is the most I can do.
What countless heroes of the frontier managed to protect, will be then defended by new heroes of the frontier that inherited their will. So even if I cant do anything, I can help and assist, as tiny as it might be, thats all I can do. And this is why I won't allow this place to fall!
But the interior took more work than I expected. I accidentally got carried away and even added furniture. But since it's White Weirdo, wouldn't one want to unify in a white color? And well, don't hotels usually have that white image? Moreover, it makes the place look more spacious, giving it an extra sense of cleanliness, and emphasizing the interiors features! The lobby looks like so sort of a museum, with Venus de Milo, Nike of Samothrace, a huge painting of sunflowers and other art pieces lined up. If they were to find out about this in the previous world Id be in deep trouble! But Tutankhamun wasnt very popular, so I had to remove it, since it apparently looked like a monster to them? Well, duh!
And it also seems that this world is too sensitive, apparently, neither nude paintings or nude statues are allowed. Since Venus de Milo is topless too, she had to dress up, making a slightly loneso sight, and Venus-san also wasnt allowed to be born.
Good grief, even though there is a beauty incarnate, far superior to any art pieces out here, performing and undergoing far more sensitive acts, stimulating and getting stimulated back, thrilling the highschool boys desires every single night, how pitiful. The sculptures of Gian Lorenzo Bernini to which I dedicated the most effort were all banned? Its art, you know? Im not kidding?
But one thing that I want to say out loud is that that Antonio CorradinisModestyis wearing clothes! She is? I swear? Still no? But I worked so hard on it?
Putting away 70% of the art pieces that I've gone through such great efforts to make, I moderately decorate the place with the rest.
But I went all out on the imperial rooms. The level at which it's fine to welco even royalty here, the absolute highest top of this world. The only issue is that since this is a kingdom, Sli Emperor and Ex-Dungeon Emperor happen to be the only Emperor title bearers, the rest is lower rank, royalty like Goblin King, Kobold King? Who cant be allowed to stay?
Actually, I never stayed at the imperial hotel, so I have no idea how it's supposed to be, or rather, that's how it's for most people. But we do have a grandiose rip-off of the imperial hotels luxurious collection, so it has to be imperial too? I an, I didnt even take a step inside a hotel, let alone stay at one? Not even a love hotel, you know? I an, why would I go there alone?
Hmm? I do feel like it's lacking sothing, but that's up to the owner to decide, so if you have any other requests shoot away? Also, the part that we are currently renting out, I made a sort of an annexe out of it, but if you'd like I can just connect it normally to the main building and unify the interior there too? Is there anything you want? How about arming up as well?
The entire poster family is shaking their heads with open mouths? No requests it seems. Since they are going to manage and operate this place, they must be firm with their demands for it, but they seem to be at a loss for words? They keep freezing all together with their mouths gaping? Freezing up upon seeing the lobby, freezing up after arriving at the viewing platform, and they froze up on a magic-powered elevator too? They also froze up upon seeing imperial rooms, large baths, and even training grounds. They just kept following with open mouths without saying a word? Is that so sort of a dical condition they share in the family? Perhaps radio calisthenics can help alleviate the stiffness? But there is no radio in this world.
anwhile, a huge crowd has gathered outside, as I found out when I tried to step out. This is the first 8-storey building of the town and it even cos with a viewing platform, moreover, glass by itself is unusual in this area, but it's lavishly used for every room, each one coming with a huge glass window, so the inn must appear ultra-luxurious.
The poster family is making a great effort to explain things to the clamoring townsfolk, this place will definitely beco a tourist attraction. And since I installed nurous massage chairs it's bound to beco a huge profit to .
Since I have a pretty half-assed amount of ti to spare I'll drop by the weapon store, or rather, the blacksmith, or rather, the bald bearded uncle's shop.
Truly a bloodcurdling pressure, the sight is hurting my eyes. The baldness! And beardedness!
Striking iron with all this might, he then strikes it again, and again, and again, striking it with an effortless finesse that makes his precise and elaborate work with hamr appear like a mindless manual labor, then ascertaining the state of the iron, reheating it, and striking it again.
The people for whom it looks like a simple manual labor must've never made an earnest effort to create sothing. This is the one striving to attain a supernatural skill, the one reaching for what lies further beyond the limit, an artisan living true to his craft, this is what it truly ans to be creating sothing. Ah~, and I'm stuck making more bras today, huuuh, well, those require quite a lot of focus too? But I don't have to be making bras even at a forge. I might need a piece of wire though, but for now cloth was able to provide enough support. That actually was far more difficult than creating that bridge in my sweet ho's garden? A true wonder of engineering!
Well, since I'm at a blacksmith's workshop I should put bras aside, I have business with the old man.
My bad. Did you wait? I've prepared the gold, and I'll also buy whatever you have to sell. We are doing great thanks to you. And we now have enough iron to smith as much as we want. People seek blades of my creation. Tell what you wish, I'll do anything.
What I certainly don't wish for is an old man getting all affectionate with ? There is no demand for bald bearded old n! No way in hell! Well, if we had a dwarf loli here then there could've been a certain demand, or rather, the geeks would've been frequenting the place, buying up even the most useless junk! Could've ripped them off like crazy with so sort ofHandshake Couponadded, but since it's an old man, no chance.
Nah, I just ca to pick up your orders? Magic stones, magic stone dust, magic stone liquid, enchanted, unenchanted, just say what you want?~ I accept orders for specific enchants and effects too, you know~? You need em, dont you? I an, you made this stuff since you received a request, but its not like you made it just for sale, right? After all, you wouldnt be able to make sothing like this for money alone? You are desperately struggling to make sothing that would eclipse even your finest masterpiece that you put all your soul into, arent you? You dont want to allow anyone to die, so you are doing the best you can, but you clearly see that its not enough, so you're struggling to create sothing even greater, right? So Ill supply you? What do you want? I can make anything? I an, you arent content with what you have for now, arent you? After all, its obviously impossible to make invincible weapons or armor that no one can overco, but you are going to do it anyway, right? Its not like you will give up even if its impossible, right? So you need it, right? Thats why I ca to sell you what you need? Sort of?
He surely must want to give high poison and debuff resistance to the basic soldiers equipnt, and if possible add all sorts of other defensive effects and properties.
And if that is not possible, he would surely want to make it as strong, durable, and as tough as possible. If that can raise the possibility of survival even a tiny bit, he will keep tempering. So he must surely need this.
Thus, I ca to sell? Since they are giving their all to create arms that will protect those that are risking their lives to protect others, Ill at least lend them a hand? I an, its super profitable?
Now, I made so profits at the blacksmith, ti to visit the general store or rather, not, they will definitely give additional orders, hm? The Maid Girl is running, but she is wearing normal clothes, not the lewd dress. Damn this maid, even though she is a maid, there hasn't been a single instance of her wearing maid clothes, a blasphemy to maids? No, she is an actual professional maid, but even so? But she is so careless, running in normal clothes despite her precarious situation! Good grief, if you are going outside, at the very least equip yourself properly? Even though that lewd dress is capable of weakening or completely nullifying attacks of monsters from initial floors? But well, were she to wear that dress outside that wouldve stirred other sort of troubles, moral related, or rather, she wouldve been arrested by the guards.
And so I went and super urgently made a super high-grade maid uniform. Every sort of resistances, speed, strength, and even hand-to-hand combat buffs, ALL Stats 20% Up, and DEF as well, so this is a close combat version of that lewd dress, but in the form of a maid uniform? Well, its lewd though? Well, its for self defense, and if it isnt lewd then it drains half of the fun from making it? Or rather, all of the fun? Sort of?
I also cramd it with every sort of hidden weapon, finally succeeding in adding Storageproperty to an item. And this Maid Girl is strong, hence equipnt oriented for an assassin! It's lewd though!
Naturally, Storageis arranged in such a fashion as to make things appear as if she is pulling them from under the miniskirt? Yup, marvelous. I also stored a spare Demon God's Zweihanderrip-off in there, so the re thought of a two-ter sword being pulled out from under a maid skirt gets going! A lewd maid-san ard with a two-ter sword already sounds amazing on its own! Although I made it driven by a sudden whim, its good stuff. And its also lewd.
I an, no one can escape unfazed if assaulted by such a lewd maid assassin in that open-shoulder open-back cleavage wide-open outfit which still provides full protection! Yeah, were I to be attacked it would beco the most non-trivial matter putting that outrageous slit starting at the navel level to good use that assassination wouldve turned into an Ah~Ah~ssination? Under the apron dress part its basically naked apron, you know? Thats basically how exposing it is, but magic provides complete protection, and naturally fishnet knee-socks with frills are also included, and despite having open shoulders the outfit also cos with frilly long gloves, making for a scandalous sight! Yeah, I wish to be assaulted!
Not only did you spare my life but even granted such expensive equipnt, I dont know how I can possibly express this feeling of gratitude The feeling of gratitude which was blown away by the sheer lewdness of this thing, why is there an opening at such a spot? Im pretty sure this is an area that shouldnt have any openings, but there is a huge gap? Moreover, the previous dress too, what is with this lewdness? Its like it has no intention of covering anything, but at the sa teases by barely keeping it out of sight? Calling this a maid uniform, just what sort of a job do you think a maid is that you ca up with such a design? And why did I put this on? And why are you staring so hard!? And who is it that is making work in such a vulgar outfit and is trying to put that indecent dress on the princess? Outrageous! This is lese majeste! It deserves capital punishnt! (Followed by a bellow)
So, is Royal Girl going to act? The Royal Army's aim is most likely Royal Girl? If she acts now the chaos would provide a perfect opportunity to target her, and there might already be traps in place? Even ripapa-san is stopping her, right? What is she trying to do? Didn't things progress far past the stage where they could've been stopped? On top of that, is she trying to stop a war with just two people? Is she alright in the head?
Running around the town they are preparing for for the trip and the fighting, stocking up on weapons, dicine and items.
If the princess says she is going to stop this, I'll simply obey and protect her until the very end. So I'm grateful for the equipnt, no matter how lewd it might be. Even if it's shalessly indecent, with this I can be the princess sword and shield, thank you very much.
Good grief, they still haven't given up on this, she is still intending to protect the kingdom and the frontier.
They are putting their lives on the line to stop the war, they are trying to do this with only two people.
Not only is she trying to shoulder the Royal Family but even the kingdom and the frontier, its obvious that she will be crushed by the weight of such a burden, but despite being already crushed by it, she is trying to get up while still carrying it all.
Looks like a foolish princess that ca to throw away her life, was an utterly foolish Royal Girl who wouldnt give up from just that.
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