Day 38 Midday, Omui, Guild of Adventurers.
Whoooa?! Lad, can we really have this?! For real? I'm gonna cry if it's just a joke? I'm not giving it back? Ah, I'll put spit on it.
What a dirty old man this spear dude is. The old man is licking a spear. I don't think anyone would complain if I report him? It's a pervert. There are clear grounds for concern.
Haruka-kun, is it really fine? We just wanted to repay the favor? We didn't even do anything in the end?
Looks like the sword old man is not going to lick anything. The four girls ran off to the training ground as soon as they said their thanks for the weapons. I'm surrounded by nothing but old n, again. I've never heard about being sward with old n after getting summoned to a different world? Cute girls ditched us for the training grounds? Is it about Affection Rating after all?
No, I an, didn't you spend three days looking for us in the dungeon? You went all the way to the 30th floor while we went back through the portal on the 46th floor, leaving you behind? It's a consolation paynt of sorts? Kind of?
As soon as the old n heard the news they made preparations and went to the rescue. Planning to group up with the president and others they descended to the 30th floor, where they received the news of our safe return to the town, upon which they also turned back, and finally reached the town just a short while ago. I felt a bit sorry for them, so I decided to give away so of the remaining weapons, but they made a bit of an uproar out of it.
If I include the stuff like harpoons from the frogs, then I still have close to 500 weapons left. Even after disposing of the useless inventory I still have plenty left. I'm holding onto weapons from minotaurs, so they ended up with the weapons from the puppets or lizards, but everyone is overjoyed anyway. Despite the dangers of this town, they don't have proper equipnt here. Aside from clubs. The town is overflowing with them. It is overflowing, but is it really okay? I just saw housewives chatting in front of the greengrocer, all equipped with clubs? I overheard them saying that they will club their husbands if they dare to cheat? Isn't this town more dangerous than the forest?
It seems so monsters still remained in the dungeon even after its death, with a few still possible to be found on 46F and up. Will I be able to handle monsters from 31F and further? Not now for sure, but after I finish adjusting to my new skills it might be a good idea to check it out. But for the ti being, I will stick to practicing and then start from gobs. I an, I'm pretty sure I will be tripping over myself and clashing into monsters again.
The local lord, ri's father, also seems to have sent troops, so I'll donate a set of harpoons from the frogs to him. I'll just pass them with a ssage through the old man leading the guild. I already have the receptionist ladies bribed with fruitcakes for that. With this, I don't owe them anything. Falling into pitfalls is a pain, but getting out is also a pain. I don't want to do that again.
I'm going ho now, wanna co? It's inside a forest though? Or more like, a cave? Well, in a forest?
I asked Armored Pres-san, to which she responded by nodding, looks like she is coming as well. Gob sweeping should go really well. I still should be able to sell a lot of mushrooms, so there is no harm in gathering extra. I'm sure there are even more of them now.
The classmates are still lying around with X-marks for the eyes, so let's leave them be. Must be the result of getting beaten up. But normally, getting trained and beaten by a Dungeon Emperor is an extrely rare and valuable experience. I'm getting beaten all the ti though? Without hesitation? Is it even possible for the tad person to attack their master? And beat them?
I ca back to the woods, but there are only a few gobs and kobolds? Their levels are also sowhat down? But mushrooms are plenty. Their quantity is massive. The general store lady's addiction is about to get even worse. Sohow, the forest seems brighter? It probably won't be much of a training, but let's hunt them. Wait, everything is already hunted down. At least leave so monsters for to practice? I want to spar with gobs? As one might expect, I don't want to get beaten up every day? Flying through the woods like the wind she erases gobs Looks like all my spar partners were exterminated. I guess I can't avoid getting beaten up.
We reached the cave, but the sun is already setting. It's better if we spend the night here and then head back. And there is still cleaning to do. Both in terms of rooms and gobs.
Before it gets dark we sweep the depth of the forest, and after we get back, sweep the house. Armored Pres-san is surveying the rooms with curiosity. Perhaps the modern furniture looks that unusual? Or maybe she is considering turning the place into a dungeon? Well, even if she does, I will still remodel it.
Now, the forest depths in question, as I thought, the monsters there also beca weaker And the monster insufficiency also seems to be more severe here? It even seems that without cultivation they might go completely extinct? Well, not like I'm gonna do that.
At most, goblin leaders would pop out from ti to ti, but the king ga's boom seems to have completely passed. That's great. No, training-wise it's not great at all? I an, if I don't rush, everything gets obliterated before I get to do anything? A mont of hesitation and I don't have anything to kill? This is a competition at this point, first co first served. Speaking of serving, I'm sure Armored Pres-san would've easily dominated the bargain sale if she tried. She probably would've been inaugurated as a Bargain Emperor.
We didn't find a king even in the deepest part of the forest. Let's gather mushrooms and go back. The night is about to fall. Let's continue tomorrow by farming kobolds and then going upstream to hunt weak monsters. Clubs are piling up again. But I wonder, just why are they selling so well?
Shrooms are way more nurous than before though. As I thought, with goblin deficiency in this forest, more mushrooms get left untouched. Tons of health and mana mushrooms, but no Potent Mushrooms it seems, well, that's to be expected. Roasted Potent Mushrooms with soy sauce were delicious, and now that I have rice I had so hopes, but they are not such an easy find even with an Epic Luck.
Going back to the cave I begin cleaning. Since I'm going to use magic for this it won't take long, but since I wasn't ho in quite a while I take ti to diligently clean everything. I last stayed here when I was waiting for Whatever-kun, so I was absent for about 10 days? Is it really fine? As a Hikikomori? My Hikikomori is level 8 already, but I'm not getting to hikikomori at all?
All clean. I'm back, my sweet ho. It's been a while, even though it's my ho? Even though by now the trip doesn't take even a day?
That's right, my travel speed has risen so much that I can make a round trip in a day, in part because Moventturned intoTeleportation, but being too scared I'm yet to actually try using Teleportation Magic for the actual travel. Until now, my skills never gave an easy ti, even though the different world is all about skills and magic, what is a person who can't trust his skills supposed to do?
But it seems Teleportation is after all an evolved form of Movent magic, so even without actually teleporting my speed is greatly increased. Walkingalso turned into Swift Foot, making even faster. How should I put it, it's like the distance is shrinking on its own? As I move, it is accompanied by a strange feeling as if the space around is bending. I'd like to at least get the hang of it while we are in the forest, but since a mont of carelessness ans that all of my spar partners (monsters) will be annihilated, I can't take it slowly. It's a super live combat practice. I already crashed into goblins more than 10 tis?! I almost had my first kiss with one?! Of course, I beat it to death!! That alone I absolutely cannot allow as a highschool boy!!!
I cleaned the bath too, and while at it, also filled it with hot water. It's a jacuzzi. There won't be any bubble jets unless soone sends wind inside through wind magic, but it's a jacuzzi. It must be the only one in this world.
Wanna take a bath? You can go first? It's a jacuzzi, you know? With jets? Streams? It's a Jet Stream Attack Jacuzzi?[1]
Unfortunately, it seems that Armored Pres-san is not a Gundam otaku. And she also is fine with taking a bath later. So it's a lonely Jet Stream Attack in the bath. It's just a bubble jet, but it's a JSA attack anyway. JSA!JSA!!
Pheeeeew, a bath after getting beaten up feels exceptional. Sothing is spreading through my body. ProbablyRegenerationat work? Returning to life? Quite literally?
Speaking of which, turning into a higher rankHP Recoverydidn't beco Super HP Recoveryor anything, and straight went for Regeneration? Did it just give up on recovery? Isn't regeneration normally a monster skill? Can humans even regenerate? Should they? Am I going to be alright?
Hm?
With my Detect Presence I sense that outside, Armored Pres-san began taking off her armor. She couldn't wait for the bath anymore? Or maybe she began preparing in advance since removing the armor takes a while? She is a skeleton, during the first appearance I saw her all nude, complete bare bones, but since I now know that she is a girl, entering the bath together might be an issue? Well, those are just bones? I actually wouldn't mind helping her wash them?
I'm getting out! Do you care to wait for so little bit? Kind of? Just a short whOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!
Eh? Nonono, according to the Detect Presence it is Armored Pres-san that just entered the bath. Is it that I will scrub your backkind of thing? Is she trying to do sothing servant-like since she is tad by ? Or sothing like that? Thinking hard I'm not thinking at all, the supre thinking-type of thinking Apex Thinking has completely stopped. Just what is thithithithithis WHO?!
Long, slender legs. A pair of well-toned, long, beautiful legs entered the room? The front is covered with the towel that she is holding, but she is completely defenseless from behind! Whooa, her hips are so high! Her legs are way too long! It's like her super-high hips imdiately continue into the slim waist. The Anglo-Saxon, or maybe Latin, or porcelain-like pure white skin is dazzling to the eyes, wait, just who is that?! Who is that peerless beauty?! Or rather, where did Armored Pres-san go? They kept calling crazy for quite a while, but did it finally happen? Did I really go crazy now? She is gazing at with her big eyes? Ah, a downturned eyes look is very cute. Eh, ooh, her eyelashes are so long! The nose is high! Such well-defined features! Who is this pretty girl? This world is full of handso n and beautiful won of western-type, but she is far beyond even that. Cre de la cre. Not once in my whole life have I ever seen such a beauty even among models or actresses. So fair, bewitching, lovely, charming, pretty Eh?!
EEehm?? Armored, or rather, boney, or rather, Dungeon Emperor, or Battering Pres, no, are you A-A-A-Angelica-san?
This lovely appearance, this dignified bearing, this standing figure, worthy of being called too beautiful, is none other than that of Armored Pres-san Angelica-san's?! EH? Wasn't she just bones? Bones??
She nods in a familiar way. Two round objects below her face also nod in unison. They are big. And she is smiling at with a smile that seems capable of illuminating the world But she was a skeleton? Her race on that status page? No, she beca raceless later??? Eh? Actually, she is not even covering her front anymore!! This is a risky danger for a highschool boy? I can see? A lot of things? Steam-san and Holy Light-san are both slacking off? This is RED ZONE!!! EH? Waah!! Too late?
The next morning.
Yesterday, I got thoroughly washed and cleaned, every inch of my body, and I returned the favor in the sa fashion, going over every nook and cranny of her body, after which a goodnight. Over and over again. In a highschool boy sort of way. Finally, I zood up the stairs of adulthood, in a highschool boy sort of way? She is a monster? No, this is totally fine by . Rather, I'm pretty sure I will never see anyone more beautiful than her? The only thing that bothers , is it really alright to be doing this with soone I subdued through Taming? It's kind of too late though? Well, she seems to be smiling with a very blissful look, so I guess it's fine? Is it? Is it, really?
In the end, though I kept endlessly yapping that the Faraway Labyrinth has no monster girls, turns out, one was with all along.
[TL Notes: [1] Jet Stream Attack, a trademark attack of a certain team of pilots from Gundam universe. ]
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