Our Daoist is not the kind of person to be fussy!
Tonight, let’s go on a date!
Hmm, it’s better to ask for so advice from those who have experience first. Let’s finish the daily cultivation and refining of elixirs first, then I’ll ask for so opinions.
...
"First date?"
Uncle Tai, wearing a blue maintenance suit covered in oil stains and holding two electric wrenches in his hands, looked at Wang Jixuan in a daze.
"Mr. Wang, you haven’t gone on a date with Lingtong yet? Really? I rember you two often go for walks and have als together."
Wang Jixuan calmly said, "You can also remove the words ’go on a date.’
Hey!"
Uncle Tai chuckled, tossed the wrenches aside, and quickly took off his maintenance suit, beckoning Wang Jixuan to the small bar in the corner of the workshop.
There, a chanical maid was on duty, preparing non-alcoholic drinks for both of them.
Uncle Tai took a sip, exhaled lightly, and raised an eyebrow at Wang Jixuan, "Mr. Wang, this stubborn block of wood is finally blooming? Not bad, my wife and I were starting to worry if you had so physical issue."
"Share so experience."
Wang Jixuan took out a solid foundation elixir and slipped it into Uncle Tai’s pocket.
Uncle Tai scratched his head and muttered, "You, suddenly making talk about this, I’m a bit embarrassed, is there really any experience to share... My first attempt was when I was sixteen or seventeen, still in school. During a class reunion, we drank so alcohol, and in a haze, I went back to a senior’s place, and then it happened."
Keyword capture: drank so alcohol.
Master Wang asked, "Then?"
"Specific positions? Do I really need to say?"
Uncle Tai’s old face turned red:
"Generally, whichever side has more experience takes the lead. That night, I was mostly guided..."
"Not asking about that," Wang Jixuan interrupted hastily, "I’m asking how to start the conversation and handle the awkwardness afterwards."
"What’s so hard about starting it, oh, you an the atmosphere."
Uncle Tai said seriously:
"There are actually so techniques for that.
"For example, if you want to be proactive, try to get closer. If the other person gets nervous, don’t switch topics; give enough hints.
"I’ll give you three strategies.
"If you want a more affectionate approach, gaze into her eyes. If she avoids eye contact, reach for her hand to give so encouragent.
"If she ets your gaze, try to get closer bit by bit. At this ti, you need to be careful, not too fast, too fast and you’ll bump into each other, don’t be directly perpendicular, slightly tilt your head, let your noses miss each other.
"During this process, try not to speak. If you must, complint her.
"You’re so beautiful, you’re so cute, can I hold you forever?
"Say sothing like that.
Uncle Tai took another sip of his drink and continued passing on the wisdom:
"The second strategy is a bit more cheesy but suitable for a gradual approach.
"For example, you can... compare hand sizes, say her hands are small, then follow up with, can I hug you, just a hug without moving...
"Stop, stop."
Wang Jixuan hurriedly said:
"I think I get this one, what’s the third strategy?"
"Ah, this one is more foolproof to avoid lawsuits," Uncle Tai shrugged, "You know, sotis there are unexpected issues. A man must know how to protect himself, so a wise person ca up with this foolproof strategy. Basically, every step you take, you ask if it’s okay, fully seek the other person’s consent, but the downside is, it easily ruins the atmosphere."
Wang Jixuan whispered, "Uncle Tai, do you think my feelings with Lingtong are in place?"
"In place, definitely in place."
"Then I’ll use the first strategy."
Wang Jixuan exhaled lightly, and asked again:
"You haven’t said how to handle the aftermath."
"Afterwards, you must rember not to consider it over just because yourself is satisfied."
Uncle Tai patiently advised:
"It’s afterward that providing a sense of security is more important. Try to hold her for a while, making her feel safe.
"Don’t act too greasy afterwards, and don’t avoid her gaze. Other than that, try to be as natural as possible.
"Friendly reminder, don’t act too humble, and don’t feel like you owe her after it’s over, otherwise your position in the relationship will get weaker and weaker."
Wang Jixuan slowly nodded and downed his drink.
His fighting spirit was up!
He thanked Uncle Tai and turned to leave, but Uncle Tai grabbed his arm.
"One more thing!"
"What?"
"Hang on," Uncle Tai wandered to his locker, rummaged around, and found two neatly packaged condoms.
Uncle Tai chuckled as he stuffed them into Wang Jixuan’s hand, muttering, "Not sure if they fit you, but you can get more from the vending machine, you know, with points you can exchange for a big box."
"These co in sizes?"
"Of course they do."
"But I don’t need them," Master Wang shook his head, seriously, "I can control it."
"Huh? How do you control it?"
"Just, like this."
"Ti, endurance... you can control all that?"
"Pretty much."
The Daoist raised an eyebrow, leaving Uncle Tai in shocked silence, and walked away with his hands in his pockets.
After talking to soone with experience, the Daoist felt he knew what to expect.
Now, how should he proceed with the actual operation next?
Wang Jixuan pondered carefully.
He didn’t really need the strategies Tai had taught him; he had a perfect strategy of his own.
For example, after finishing his tasks tomorrow, he could go find Lingtong, create so mystery, and ask her if she wants to practice a Dual Cultivation thod. Then he could explain the essence of dual cultivation.
Wouldn’t everything just fall into place then?
Brilliant.
The Daoist laughed happily and started to look forward to tomorrow.
He left the workshop, planning to take a walk around the nearby Little Electronic Sound Temple to pass the ti, then find a spot to sit and cultivate.
He had only taken a few steps...
"Officer," Mu Dan called from the workshop’s second-floor window, "Your custom suit has arrived. I placed it in your dormitory, do you want to try it on?"
"Sure, I’ll go now."
With more eagerness, Wang Jixuan walked back to his dormitory.
anwhile, he used his spiritual sense to scan the outside of the fortress, checking if any enemies were sneaking close.
Hmm?
The Daoist’s steps up the stairs paused slightly, then he continued, his steps becoming slower, and he subconsciously adjusted his collar.
As he opened the door, the warm light from the not-so-spacious single dorm flooded out.
Fresh bed sheets and a thin quilt were neatly spread on the bed;
A graceful figure stood by the window, dressed in her favorite skinny jeans and a white batwing shirt, the ends of her ponytail swaying in the night breeze.
Wang Jixuan closed the door, trying to act naturally as he moved forward: "Why did you co over?"
"Wanted to see you, so I ca."
Lingtong turned around, her long eyelashes blinking slightly, a mischievous look in her eyes.
She was wearing makeup, a natural look, her skin flawless, on her slender neck a crystal pendant hung, her peach blossom eyes carrying gentleness and affection, she casually locked the sliding door to the balcony.
Click.
The sound of the lock was crisp and lovely.
Wang Jixuan seed to receive so signal, his gaze beca sowhat heated.
Lingtong turned to draw the curtains, lightly biting her lip. Just as she was about to speak, a pair of strong arms wrapped around her from behind, pulling her into a broad embrace.
"Officer?"
Wang Jixuan whispered in her ear.
Lingtong’s eyes almost lted.
She slightly tilted her head back, looking at him, their gazes t, like there was so wonderful force drawing them together, making them forget all worries and threats.
Wang Jixuan forgot all the strategies he’d just learned and leaned in.
As their breaths mingled, Wang Jixuan rembered sothing, murmuring:
"Right... still have to teach you the Dual Cultivation thod..."
"Mhm... when..."
"Tomorrow."
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