A while ago.
Outside of the Evil Mainland's barrier.
After the activation of 10 black hole cards.
Entertainnt Goddess finds herself outside of the barrier, watching the scene of everything turning to particles unfolding before her blankly...
The actors, the audiences on the mainland, and the mainland itself were gone just like that in front of her...
The only thing she felt didn't turn to particles was the rged universe; that just disappeared completely, as if it turned hidden all of a sudden.
But from the wave of 'excitent' from trillions of creatures that she could feel at this mont, it was evident that the universe was still fine, and those who were watching the movie were having fun.
Entertainnt Goddess gulped nervously and asked her Crystal,
"My beloved Crystal, do you know why we are the only ones in 'one piece' and not 'dead'?"
After witnessing this old man's miraculous powers, she knew the crowd wasn't dead for real, probably...
And he needed them for the next movie, so they couldn't just die.
Even though there were so unexpected events that just happened and ssed up the original script, in which the 'Main Villain' was supposed to just appear at the end of this current movie, it was still fixable.
Before the Crystal could think of an answer for Entertainnt Goddess, soone else answered; that even though his voice annoyed her, it gave her so courage at the sa ti in this empty and dark space,
"What kind of question is that, big sister?
You are the movie director, and little Crystal is the 'caraman'.
Did you ever see any of the two 'die' in any movie?
Who leads the actors and who records the scenes then? Hmm?
And what do you an by 'dead'? They are just 'separated' into their molecules.
You can just patch them up.
This is our professional special effects team working painstakingly at the 'Backstage' to show such a realistic scene to our audience."
Entertainnt Goddess flinched when she heard the familiar voice of the little troublemaker, Mortal, and slowly turned her head to the right.
A little barefooted boy in black martial art clothes was sitting on her shoulder now, telling her about the 'obvious answer', while looking at her with his not-so-innocent black eyes...
"Well, well, well... If it isn't Mr. Heavenly Father!"
Said Entertainnt Goddess with so resentnt.
Little Mortal smiled in a professional way and nodded,
"Well, well, well... If it isn't Director Saraswati!"
Entertainnt Goddess smiled in a way that wasn't a smile,
"Can I ask, what are you doing on my shoulder?"
Little Mortal, while rolling his eyes at her, jumped down and started floating towards a random direction.
"Where else is there for to sit!?
Look, I am 'falling'!"
Entertainnt Goddess felt frustrated,
"You still can't fly, Mr. All-Powerful?"
Little Mortal snorted, and while 'swimming' back to her and sitting back on her shoulder again, said,
"I'm not a bird! How can I fly? Do you see any wings on ?"
Entertainnt Goddess tried to control her anger,
"And where are your shoes?"
Little Mortal chuckled,
"Big sister, if you saw any 'ground' around here, I would wear my shoes.
What do I need shoes for sowhere without ground while floating in space?"
Each answer to her questions made Entertainnt Goddess think she is the 'weird' one here and not him.
At this mont, the golden source of light suddenly appeared, and the "Hmmm?" sound echoed.
Then the second eye, and then the Heavenly Father with the special effects on him appeared, scaring the audience.
Entertainnt Goddess looked at the old monster who appeared there and 'rewound ti' to bring everyone back to 'life' as if he were so god, and said,
"By the way, Little Mortal,
Why do I feel your 'Final Form' over there is 'Evil' by nature?
Look how good he plays his role!"
Little Mortal gasped,
"No! Listen to , big sister!
That's all an act, and I'm just that good of an actor!
Alright?
Whoever doesn't know , you know!
I'm always a good boy!
You can even ask little Crystal about .
It recorded most of my activities in my daily life.
It knows how good I am!
Right, little Crystal?
And those are just my makeup!
The shiny golden eyes are the special effects my assistant Rose added, and the black fire with that creepy black aura around is the mix of Queen of Hell's fire and Lubo's resentnt.
Cool, huh?"
The Crystal, who recorded all of the chaos he caused,
< ... >
Entertainnt Goddess looked at the scary old man, and then at the lawless little boy on her shoulder,
"So you are still pretending to be him? Even now?
Don't you think you can't be here and annoy , while your 'Final Form' is out there acting, that I'm not sure if it really is an act?"
The Crystal was interested too.
How could he be here and there at the sa ti?
Did he even fool 'them' all this ti?
There was actually always a hidden character, helping him behind the scenes?
Little Mortal raised his chin and said arrogantly,
"That's my divine technique.
It's called 'Invisible ', isn't that aweso?"
Entertainnt Goddess scoffed,
"'Invisible '? How is it 'visible' then?"
Little Mortal froze and, after a brief mont, said,
"It's 'Visible Invisible '.
I improved it recently after breaking through my butterneck to a higher level."
Entertainnt Goddess nodded, as if she believed him, and asked with interest,
"As expected of you, Mr. 'Heavenly Father'.
Can I ask what level you advanced to after breaking through your 'butterneck'?"
Little Mortal answered proudly,
"I was level 3 million, and after breaking through, I advanced to level 100 million.
Then I was inspired and I improved my 'Invisible ' technique to "visible Invisible '."
Entertainnt Goddess rolled her eyes at him,
"The end is level 10, how are you 100 million?
At least say level 11, or 12 at most...
How is level 100 million even possible?"
Little Mortal cleared his throat and said,
"Let explain step by step.
First, you need to get a body made of a universe.
Second, you need to conquer the world."
Entertainnt Goddess gritted her teeth,
"Even if this nonsense you are saying is real,
You are back for less than 3 years!
When did you have the ti to conquer the world?
Huh!?"
Little Mortal froze for a mont, then said as a matter of fact,
"Isn't that obvious?
I broke reality, ti-traveled to the past,
Started conquering the world in the past,
And when I was done, I broke reality again,
And ca back to the 'already conquered present'.
Easy."
Entertainnt Goddess snorted,
"I see you don't care about 'ti-paradox' at all.
Even a small change in the past can ss up everything.
And you want to believe that you were going around in the past and conquering the world?"
Little Mortal, again, froze for a mont, then said,
"First of all, I didn't ss up 'everything'.
I only did one thing, and that was to conquer the world!
World conquest is one thing, right?
And second, the only thing I need to do is to fix that one change that I made in the past, and everything will be fine."
Entertainnt Goddess almost smacked his head,
"Conquering the world in the past is 'one thing'?
Even if it is, how can you fix that in the future? Huh? Mr. ti-treaveler?"
Little Mortal rolled his eyes at her,
"Big sister, can't you see?
We are doing the 'fixing' now by filming it and showing it to everybody so they know how it was done 'exactly'.
This way, they will be aware of the events that happened in the past.
If they know it now, it's not the event of the 'past' anymore, but the 'present'.
They just need to believe I conquered the world.
It doesn't matter if it happened in the past or present."
Entertainnt Goddess's breathing turned heavy,
"You call this 'exactly'? The script is changing every second!
And you call this exactly?
Stop ssing around!"
Little Mortal said in excitent,
"I know, right?
The world is helping us, so we can film it in the correct way by forcing these changes into our movie!"
Entertainnt Goddess didn't know what to say anymore.
< My beloved Crystal is he - >
< He is ssing with you, Master. >
< I know... Just for a mont, I thought he might have really gone to the past, beco so overpowered character, and co back to the present again.
But because he went to the past, a version of him stayed there, got old and invincible, then the two joined here in the present. >
The Crystal was dumbfounded,
< Is that possible? >
It suddenly thought it might be true with this monster's unreasonable power!
What if he has many versions of himself in different tilines?!
Entertainnt Goddess chuckled,
< I'm joking, what are you so shocked about? >
Then she asked,
"Alright... Let's forget about you jumping around in 'Ti'.
Tell about this combining ability of yours!"
At this mont, the Evil Heavenly Father combined Lubo and Vulture together, and a mutated creature was made.
Little Mortal looked at the mutated creature with disgust,
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"That's my new unlocked ability I learned at level 100 million, rge."
Entertainnt Goddess's eyebrows raised with interest,
"rge? And what's the limit on it? What Heavenly Fathe- I an you, what can you rge this way?"
Little mortal smiled arrogantly,
"Everything!"
Entertainnt Goddess was speechless...
"What kind of broken ability is this?"
The Crystal imdiately told the rest of the birth treasures about the new ability that they were curious about and how it worked to scare them.
Entertainnt Goddess sighed,
"Forget about it,
Tell why nobody can see us?
And don't say because we are in 'Backstage' or I knock your head to the horizon!"
Little Mortal gasped and put his hands on his head!
"Big sister, you can read my mind?
So overpowered! Even at level 100 million, I have weaknesses!"
Entertainnt Goddess frowned,
"Alright then, I'm going to find the answer myself!"
And stared at his head with shining eyes as if trying to read his mind!
Little mortal panicked,
"Stop it! Stop it! I say it myself!
Don't look at my mories, there are too many terrifying secrets there!"
Entertainnt Goddess who couldn't even feel the presence of the little boy on her shoulder, let alone read his mory, snorted,
"Say it then."
Little mortal sighed in relief,
"It's because of using my 'strongest law' to hide ourselves.
Nobody except World Law's big brother can see us."
Entertainnt Goddess felt her head hurt,
"Little mortal, talk like a normal person for once!
Who in the world is World Law's big brother?"
Little mortal answered as if it were common knowledge,
"Don't you know? It's Dark Law.
There is 1 big brother, known as Dark Law,
And three little brothers, known as three stupid, or three troublemakers,
Naly, World Law, Underworld Law, and Fate Law.
After I change servers, the book of my journey will be published, and you can read about it in detail."
Entertainnt Goddess looked at him blankly.
Was that answering like a normal person?
The Crystal said after so 'research',
Entertainnt Goddess took a deep breath when she saw the whole collection of this rascal's birthday gifts coming over for support!
They seem to be on friendly terms with him, too.
Then she saw a familiar child crystal in the group, and looked at it blankly.
She couldn't believe what she was seeing!
This child crystal was actually filled with law of level 10 creatures that she didn't recognize a single one of them.
'Heavens! If he fard so much level 10 law, doesn't that an he probably saw them fight?
Are these laws from those guys at the other side of the hidden passage?
The creatures in that so-called Exiled zone?'
Entertainnt Goddess didn't know what to do with her own birth treasure.
It was doing many things behind her back...
Then she saw Little Mortal waved his hand, as if throwing sothing towards Senior Mortal, who stayed behind to stop the Forbidden Existence.
"What are you doing, Little Mortal?"
Little mortal, as if he were done with whatever he was doing, said,
"Preparing the next scene."
And not long after, the 10,000 red-eyed black armored warriors appeared.
Entertainnt Goddess looked at him with questioning eyes,
"Little mortal, what part of the script is this?"
Little mortal took out the script,
"Director, we are filming the Senior Mortal VS ten thousand and one opponents' scene currently.
Look, you wrote it here."
Entertainnt Goddess looked at the ssy handwriting that seed to have been added to her script just recently and said,
"I never wrote this! This ssy handwriting isn't even mine!
And who are these 'ten thousand' army?"
Little mortal, who was focused on the 'scene,' sighed and patted her head gently,
"You worked so hard, Director, that you can't even recognize your own handwriting...
And those are so third-rate actors that I borrowed from my 60 million army that we need for the final movie.
You know? The newborns that I told you about.
I just threw a bunch of them there to join the movie."
Entertainnt Goddess really wanted to kick this kid out of the 'Backstage'!
"You call them newborns?
The sa kindhearted and adorable newborns that everybody knows?
They are more like the devil army!
And what's with the level 10 aura? How are they newborns but level 10? Answer !"
She really felt like exploding now.
Little mortal beca excited,
"I paid for it!
Do you think our budget is low?
No! We have unlimited money, so I even bought 60 million level 10 slots from Fate!"
Entertainnt Goddess couldn't think of anyone except her Crystal to translate,
And the Crystal, after asking around, said,
Entertainnt Goddess felt secrets after secrets were coming to light in front of her eyes!
What plan did this rascal have for 60 million level 10 newborns?
What was he trying to do?!
Where did he get his hand on a ball of Fate?
Her mind was now in chaos.
And while at a loss, she heard Little Mortal ordering the birth treasures excitedly,
"Little crystal, connect with the space mirror, seal the arena, Mage style!
Little ice, your turn! Make the ice arena!
Little crown, the grass and flowers on you!
No, no! All of the flowers should be white!
Okay, now everyone!
My 7 color aura is next! We start with green!"
Entertainnt Goddess, the Director in na, could only watch him ordering the 'special effects team' excitedly while jumping up and down on her shoulder...
And in the scene, the effects were being applied to Senior Mortal, who was performing random hand seals...
When the Forbidden existence sat on his throne to recover, and Senior Mortals' fight began, Little Mortal saw that the ancient ones could see them again, and said,
"Big sister!
Do you see that stern-looking old man in worn-out armor?
That's Seraphion, one of my descendants!
Let tell you, don't look at him all old and weak! This guy is tough!
And by 'tough', I really an it!
I beat him up more than everybody else in the exiled zone before I 'died',
and I punched and kicked him to the horizon so many tis that I lost count!
But guess what?
He kept coming back!
This dude's willpower is unshakable!"
Entertainnt Goddess frowned, looking at him,
"Why is he crying then?"
Little mortal looked at him again, and he was montarily stunned.
It was when Seraphion found out about the 'sin' they committed with killing Senior Mortal's twin, and releasing the Forbidden existence.
He was feeling really guilty, and he was crying in regret.
"Oh that... You might not know, but he is a good chef too, but unfortunately, his eyes are sensitive to onions.
He is probably cutting onions now..."
Entertainnt Goddess,
"..."
It seems he had a good impression of this stern old man called Seraphion, so he tried to defend him in this ridiculous way.
The unscripted 10,001 warriors vs Senior Mortal's scene continued.
That extra 1 was obviously the Forbidden existence himself.
But while the 10,000 warriors were getting sacrificed for Senior Mortal to act cool, Entertainnt Goddess, who saw them getting slaughtered, asked,
"Little Mortal, if that senior mortal is really you, how can he cut down these newborns left and right?
Aren't you incapable of killing?
And are they even themselves after getting combined?"
Little mortal puffed his chest proudly,
"What 'cut down'? That's my 'Perfect Cut' technique.
I can cut anything without really damaging the molecules that my targets are made of!
You only need to bring the two separated parts close to each other, and they stick together as good as new!
And the breaking bones or holes from my punches and kicks, it's all another technique of mine called 'Separate'.
And I know nothing about the aftermath of that rge technique, you can ask them later and see if they were themselves after the combination or not."
Then he looked at Entertainnt Goddess with a serious face as he said,
"Big sister, I guarantee you, in the making of this movie, no one was injured!"
Entertainnt Goddess almost laughed.
"No one was injured?
Even if I believe these made-up Separate, Perfect Cut, and rge techniques, do you think I'm blind or deaf?
Those level 9 creatures in the audience seat who were forced to beco sothing else to fit on their chair were crying like a river and screaming in pain!
And you have the audacity to say nobody was injured?"
This Heavenly Father was so brutal, and each one of his techniques was made to bring pain and destruction, and this kid was telling her nobody was injured!
Little mortal froze, then shouted while pointing at the newborn army,
"No, wait! Those are the audience! They aren't in the movie!
I'm talking about the actors! Look, those actors are all fine, aren't they?"
Entertainnt Goddess didn't know what to say anymore.
She felt he had lost his mind completely!
The whole ice arena was now covered in colorful blood, body parts, and headless warriors... And he was saying Look, they are fine...
And after Senior Mortal unsealed his 7 rainbow seals, another unexpected situation happened.
Before the two final bosses could face each other, the 'punishnt cloud' appeared.
Entertainnt Goddess, when she saw Little Mortal was not paying attention to the new changes, asked,
"Little Mortal, what about that?
I don't rember any scary black clouds like the one over there in the script either.
Don't tell you added random clouds outside your sealed arena, too.
What's the point of that?"
Little mortal, while puzzled, looked at where she was pointing and gasped,
"What in the Evil Mainland's na is that? Who added that to the script?"
He was stunned.
While Entertainnt Goddess couldn't see, he could see that the cloud was above the Evil Mainland.
"Mr. Token, do you know what's happening?"
The guardian ca out of the birthday gift group and said,
[ The managers, except Evil Manager, are marked as 'sinners' by the world.
The cloud is forming to punish them due to their unforgivable sin. ]
Little Mortal muttered to himself,
"They are indeed sinners, but why are they being punished now?
And how could world law even detect them while I am hiding them?"
Then he gasped and looked at the hidden passage leading to the exiled zone with shocked eyes,
"No way! Don't tell I scared that coward so much that it ran away?!"
In a mont, his facial features changed!
Black veins popped all over his forehead!
The birth treasures started shivering!
They all knew whatever just happened made the little monster get angry, for real!
Entertainnt Goddess, who saw him act like an angry brat, snorted!
"You silly brat, go ask Heavenly Father what we should do instead of acting angry!"
As if her voice brought him back to reality, he imdiately turned back to normal and disappeared after saying in a hurry,
"Mr. Token, activate the Frontline effect for everyone!
Little crystal, show the ss in Evil Mainland to our audience until I'm back!
I need to take care of sothing!
Little notebook, let's go!"
And the next mont, the sealed passage leading to the Exilde zone shattered before closing!
The birth treasures could finally breathe again when they saw him leave with the notebook.
< Does anyone know what triggered him? >
< No idea... But sobody's gonna pay for it... >
< Space mirror, mark Entertainnt Goddess!
She is the strongest line of defense currently! >
< Give her coordinate too! >
< A storm is on the way! >
The birth treasures were in shock!
Entertainnt Goddess who saw the birth treasures panicking as if it was the end of the world,
"-_-"
What was so scary about this little brat?
Don't they know he is just ssing around?
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