『The Most Polite Monster in the World』
『A Beast Wearing a Human Mask』
『He is the Kindest Death』
After Kim Donghu pulled off an absolutely unbelievable scene, the global dia—including foreign press—went into complete chaos.
ㄴHow do you even crush a microphone like that?
ㄴThe funniest part is that breaking the table was so obvious no one even cared about it lol
ㄴWow... I didn’t know Kim Donghu had this side to him.
The public was completely caught off guard.
It was a well-known stereotype that East Asians weren’t great at trash talk. But Kim Donghu shattered that prejudice with a press conference so refreshing that it was exhilarating.
And not just exhilarating—
ㄴThe guy looks like the nicest person alive, but the mont soone ntions his family, he just stands up.
ㄴIt took exactly one second. Like, he heard it and imdiately got up.
ㄴSo this is what being a real man ans... Just instantly moving to protect your own.
ㄴIs it even physically possible to crush a microphone with grip strength alone? Even if it’s the top part?
It was the kind of scene that would go down in history.
Journalists uploaded their edited footage to YouTube, each trying to capture the mont from their best angle. And the public? They sward the videos, watching the sa clip from every possible perspective.
To put it simply—
"Don’t cross the line, Ed."
"Don’t test my kindness. I’m not as forgiving as you think."
Slap so subtitles on that, add so dramatic music, and boom—viral gold.
ㄴDid you think you could say anything just because he was smiling? XD
ㄴEdward crossed the line.
ㄴMy favorite part is when he calls him “Ed.” It makes him sound like a little kid.
The public’s interest had reached a completely different level.
At this point, even people who didn’t care about boxing knew who Kim Donghu was. His fan club was practically on the verge of exploding.
[How many legendary lines does he have, wtf lol]
My personal favorite is "Don’t cross the line, Ed." < This is the real GOAT.Calling his opponent by a pet na while completely crushing him? Absolutely insane.ㄴExcuse ? "Don’t test my kindness" is the actual legendary line. Casuals, please leave.
ㄴNo, the real one is "Be grateful this isn’t the ring."
ㄴDid you see his eyes at that mont? If there had been no caras, Edward would’ve been dead.
ㄴKim Donghu really goes all out to protect his people. The mont they ntioned his family, he just stood up instantly.
[Why Kim Donghu is literally Tarzan]
Animals instinctively protect their own.Ideally, there’s no bloodshed, but when a fight is necessary, they fight.This was an actual Tarzan mont. Absolutely legendary.ㄴFor real, this is so Hall of Fa shit.
ㄴHe heard the words, imdiately stood up, and boom. LOL.
ㄴEdward’s eyes got huge in real-ti.
ㄴIt’s like a pro wrestling mont. Wait, you weren’t supposed to actually hit yet?
ㄴ??? : Life isn’t scripted, kid.
[Kim Donghu’s loyalty to his people is already well known]
Even his fan club gets gifts from him sotis.He always sends video ssages when he can’t attend live events.If he treats his fans this well, imagine how much he treasures his family.If security hadn’t stepped in, our dear Edward would be six feet under.ㄴBut Kim Donghu looks good even when he’s pissed.
ㄴHe literally scrunches his face, and everyone around him instantly looks like goblins.
ㄴPost-Big Bang Face GOAT Kim Donghu has done it again.
ㄴKim Donghu! It’s you again?!
ㄴ??? :: I told you to leave Kim Donghu alone!
[Real-ti certified idiot (proof)]
(Ticket purchase confirmation photo)
That would be , the dumbass who just bought a ticket to watch the boxing match from the second floor.This is officially the most expensive event I’ve ever attended.ㄴOh, are you in the UK?
ㄴNope. Now I have to book a flight and hotel, too.
ㄴThe overall prices right now are insane.
ㄴSavings? Gone. RIP.
The website couldn’t handle the surge of activity and completely crashed.
The number of users had increased by nearly thirty tis the usual traffic. But no one really cared.
『A New Legend in the West—Kim Donghu’s Historic Words』
『Did You Just Bring Up His Family? Kim Donghu Is Officially Pissed』
People couldn’t check personal posts for the mont, but the dia more than made up for it by flooding the internet with articles about Kim Donghu.
Even—
"Sothing truly explosive happened yesterday. Kim Donghu did sothing incredible during his press conference."
"That’s right. I was shocked watching it, honestly. It was kind of terrifying."
Even the news was covering the incident.
And in every single report, one particular word kept popping up.
That word?
ㄴKim Donghu is literally Tarzan.
ㄴBreaking news: Tarzan hits theaters next week. LOL.
ㄴSo I should watch Tarzan, then imdiately tune in for the boxing match, right?
ㄴAnyone who doesn’t order the PPV is a certified clown.
ㄴThis is a must-watch. If you miss it, you’ll be socially exiled.
ㄴThis is like skipping Gag Concert’s Morning Glory skit back in the day.
The word Tarzan.
With the movie’s release next week, people chanting “Tarzan, Tarzan” non-stop was bound to send the pre-sale numbers through the roof.
And as expected—
『Will Tarzan Break International Box Office Records? Unprecedented Pre-Sales!』
『Unstoppable Montum: Tarzan Becos #1 in Advance Ticket Sales for Foreign Films』
『A Preview of the Boxing Match? Theaters Packed for Tarzan Just to See Kim Donghu!』
『Why Do Theater Employees Cry Every Ti Kim Donghu Has a New Movie? The Answer Is Here!』
『Kim Donghu: The Ultimate Box Office Guarantee. Another Theater Takeover!』
『Want to Avoid Embarrassnt? Postpone Your Release—Korean Films Are Shaking!』
『Rotten Potato Score: 98% Fresh—Absolute Insanity!』
『Experts Confirm: A Must-Watch Disney Film!』
In the end, Tarzan completely took over Korean theaters.
***
In Hollywood, even the slightest appearance of a Korean actor was enough to make headlines.
But now, a Korean actor was not just making an appearance—he was starring as the lead and dominating Korean theaters.
There was no way people weren’t going to watch this.
"It's just patriotism, you know? We have to support it, show them the power of the Korean ticket sales."
"Shut up. You just wanna see Kim Donghu."
"...Okay, but be honest. He looks ridiculously cool."
Since Tarzan was rated for general audiences, it had no age restrictions and could absorb every demographic.
People filled their seats in the theater, buzzing with anticipation.
BANG!
"!"
"H-Holy shit... I almost scread."
The movie wasted no ti.
Right from the start, a ship ❀ Nоvеlігht ❀ (Don’t copy, read here) was sinking—dramatically, violently.
"So they’re covering Tarzan’s childhood."
It was a scene already famous from the animated version.
The audience, watching the live-action adaptation, admired how well it had been recreated.
But that was about it.
They weren’t hooked yet.
"Alright, but when does Kim Donghu show up?"
"We didn’t co here to watch a kid."
Everyone was eager for Kim Donghu’s entrance.
And five minutes later—
"A-AAAHHHH!"
This translation is the intellectual property of Novelight.
A raw, guttural scream tore through the screen.
And finally, the mont they had been waiting for—Kim Donghu’s face filled the screen.
WHIP!
WHIP!
WHIP!
Tarzan swung through the jungle, gripping vines, soaring through the dense forest canopy.
And right behind him, hyper-realistic gorillas erged.
"Damn, Disney’s CGI is legendary."
"This looks so real... Wait, is Kim Donghu’s action real too? Why does it look so authentic?"
"No way... He didn’t do these stunts himself, right? Right?"
Doubts began creeping into the audience’s minds.
Especially—
When Tarzan took what was known as the Leap of Faith, diving off a towering cliff.
People desperately hoped that scene was CGI.
Or at least a stunt double.
But those thoughts only lasted a mont before the screen threw them into pure shock.
Because suddenly—
The duel between Tarzan and the black panther, Sabo, began.
The massive beast moved with predatory grace, and yet, the fight looked disturbingly real.
Even knowing it was acting, the tension made the audience grip their armrests.
"Holy shit, that look in his eyes."
"He’s not just protecting the gorillas... No, he’s protecting his family. That’s the look of a man ready to kill."
"Wait, hold up—I saw that look before. At the press conference."
People were used to being amazed by Kim Donghu’s acting.
But after this scene?
They were left utterly shaken.
And then—
SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!
"Gasp!"
"What the fuck—?"
Kim Donghu—no, Tarzan—was dragging a plane.
A literal light aircraft.
The audience sat in stunned silence.
And to make things even crazier—
"Why does this look real?"
"It’s definitely CGI... right? So why does it feel so authentic?"
Kim Donghu’s sheer physicality on screen made people doubt their own logic.
For a split second—just a tiny, terrifying second—people wondered:
"...If this guy can break a table so easily, maybe he actually did pull a plane?"
But before they could process that thought, the scene escalated—
Tarzan climbed onto the moving plane.
"...Hold on. I’m watching a guy pull a plane and cling onto it in the sa damn movie??"
"Wait, wait, wait. Did he actually do this?! He had to have used a stunt double, right? Please tell he did."
"Just because Arica has good health insurance doesn’t an you can do this, Donghu. PLEASE."
While the audience sat there with their jaws hanging open—
Tarzan scooped up Jane, scaled a cliff, and the two finally confird their feelings for each other.
Then, they shared a deep, intense kiss.
And at that mont, a single thought passed through everyone’s mind—
"Wait... Is this really a general audience rating?"
It wasn’t that the scene was explicit.
Kids would just see two characters kissing, no big deal.
But adults?
Adults felt sothing else entirely.
There was sothing in the way they looked at each other—an unspoken tension, a pull between them.
It was now painfully clear why Evelyn had kept calling him "My Tarzan" in interviews.
"If a man like that kissed , I’d want to call him sothing special too."
"There’s only one Tarzan in her life. Kim Donghu. That’s basically a love confession."
And at the sa ti—
The audience ca to one absolute, undeniable conclusion.
"Edward... should not watch this movie."
A genuine, heartfelt concern.
***
By mid-February, Tarzan was sweeping up money at an unbelievable speed.
Following the expected schedule, the second press conference was held near Wembley Stadium.
And on this day—
"I’m tired today, so I don’t want to take too many questions."
For the first ti in history, Edward Maxwell stood up in the middle of a press conference.
This happened exactly four weeks before the fight.
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