Chapter 80 – Drinking so pufferfish hire-sake
In the last chapter of level up just by eating.
Our protagonist has hired an orphaned girl.
If he doesn’t get her permission, he must never lay a finger on her.
If he gets her approval, he’s a lolicon.
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Having the girl nad Marine joined our party, we head back to the city where we originally were.
It has been a while after that long trip, and honestly, I can’t rember the na of the city anymore.
But, what I can rember is the na of the inn where I stayed.
That is, Asha’s Crescent Moon.
The innkeeper Asha-san was a person with big breasts and loves sake.
They were wonderful boobs.
I opened the crescent moon’s wooden door.
「Today’s sake is great as well!!!」
Asha is a person with delic- wonderful boobs and a love for sake.
「It’s been a long ti Keima-sama! How was your journey?!」
「It was great.」
I took out the item from my magic bag.
「Thi-……Isn’t that……, the S-Class difficulty level、『The Pufferfish Hire』?」
「So you knew about it?」
「Well of course, that’s common knowledge amongst people who enjoy drinking!」
Is that so?
I looked at the adventurers around Asha.
No one was nodding.
Asha is such a lonely person.
Even though she holds such magnificent boobs, she’s still looking for a lover.
I would love it if soone gives that to .
「B-……By the way, Keima-sama.
What do you plan to do with this hire……?
If you plan on selling it to the guild, we can buy it at a price quoted Keima-sama. But if not, I would not mind dedicating this body of mine to get it!?」
「Are you really doing this much just for sake?!」
「If it’s just a typical sake, I won’t go that far!
However, the sake this ti is THAT pufferfish……!
If there’s a one in a million chance, I’ll do what it takes.
At that mont, if I was able to drink this pufferfish hire-sake, I could have been called to the heavens as “Being able to drink a pufferfish hire-sake.”」
She’s a sake lover as usual.
Because of her drinking hobbies, she’d missed her marriage age and would not seem to stop.
「Then Keima-sama, let’s go!
To a journey of drinking hire-sake!」
Asha did not wait for my reply.
She pulled my hands and went up the stairs and pulled into a room.
「Wa-, the both of you! You left the hire on the table!!」
Laura who is usually dumb is saying sothing decent for once.
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My room.
A lamp called Moe moe tree is illuminating a dim light around the room.
The tree, which seed to contain wax and alcohol, gave off a weak fla like an alcohol lamp while standing like a candle.
I cut the hire into a palm-size and put it on a net.
And broil it slowly.
「It seems that broiling the hire is quite difficult……。
If you roast it lightly, it’ll sll like fish, and if you overdo it, it’ll burn.」
I was saying this to remind myself.
「You have to blow it? Like this~? Phewwww……???」
On the other hand, Asha was excited.
Her mouth and chest were loose, and her face was intensely flushed, and heart marks were floating in her pupils.
It’s straight out of an ero-manga.
Bubbly.
Bubbles floated on the surface.
The white hire turns into a dark-fox colour.
「Guess it’s around this timing.」
I removed the hire from the fire.
While still hot, I poured it into the sake, which made a sizzling and popping sound.
Then, I picked up a bowl for drinking.
And poured the hire-sake for the two of us.
Foo, foo, foo.
I blew it three tis.
「Thank you for the drink.」
I placed the white bowl on the lower lip, and tilt it slowly.
The hot sake lts into the mouth with a fragrant flavour.
Despite the fact that sake should be liquid, it’s thick.
Closing my mouth, I roll the sake over my tongue.
The unique bitterness accompanied by a fragrant scent, however, changes into an umami flavour which spreads in the mouth.
Taking a gulp, happiness rushes into my stomach.
「This is good……」
「This is wonderful……………」
Asha was very impressed.
She closes her eyes and looked as though she’s praying.
Tears fall from her closed eyes.
Pull, pull, pull.
Lolona pulls the hem of my clothes.
「K- Keima-dono……」
And beside , Femille was also gazing at .
「Keima-sama……」
I handed the bowl to Lolona and Femille.
Gulp.
The two swallowed side by side.
「What umami……!
It seems as if the blessings of all the lakes that live in the bottom of the lake are condensed into this one drink……!」
「Hauu……!」
Lolona comnted, and Femille was simply pleased.
(Stare………。)
「Marine will have juice.」
(Shocked!!)
I gave her so orange juice, and Marine’s hair fluffed about.
(Gulp, gulp, gulp……。)
Since she’s still young, I gave her so juice to start of.
Puhaaa (*′ワ｀)
What a satisfied face.
「Keima, Keima, Keimaaaaa」
Laura clings to with teary eyes.
「Aaah~ Aaaahn, Aaaaaaaaahn!」
With her mouth open wide as usual, she wants it that badly.
「But, didn’t you imdiately crash after drinking?
Sake is sothing you enjoy, and not sothing you drink till you fall, right?」
「I want to drink even if I crash!
Keima was drinking with such a satisfied face, and I was feeling so lonely! I feel like I was being left out!!!」
Though she is stupid at tis, but she does say sothing pretty cute things at tis.
I calmly put my hand on Laura’s head.
(Skill transfer!)
I shall give Laura the poison resistance skill that I have accumulated.
Alcohol is a poisonous substance.
She’ll be able to drink with us after this.
I’ll be less resistant to it, but I thought that it was a good trade-off.
To tell you the truth, I don’t hate her way of eating and drinking delicious things.
「Here you go.」
「Thanks Keima ?」
She smiled innocently.
She took the bowl and drank the pufferfish hire-sake.
Laura’s white, thin throat scread.
Then――。
She was drunk.
「Huuh?!?!」
「Fueheuhehue, deris-cus……. I’m in br–iss…… Hiccup…………」
Moreover, her face was fiery red and looks like she’s about to fall asleep any minute.
「Oi, how are you still drunk?!」
「Fuheeen……Keinyaa……moreeee……Munyuu munyuu……」
She grabs my shoulder and tried shaking it, but there was no reaction.
A skill is similar to a pitching form in baseball.
No matter how elegant the form is, if the original’s muscle strength is weak, a fastball can’t be thrown.
In the case of poison resistance, there’s a concept called the original resistance value, and the resistance skill multiplies from that.
However, if you’re stupidly weak from the start, having a higher tolerance, or in this case, higher resistance to poison――—
And this dumb goddess has such a low tolerance towards alcohol.
Even though she has the title of a goddess.肩
「Return my skill you dumb shit! Give back my kindness and my poison resistance skill!!」
I grabbed Laura’s boobs and shook them.
「Fueheheheheee……. Nyaver~……。
Keeemaa. No matter how mucch yu rove~, hick, love , you can’t……?」
Since she’s stupid, she didn’t react properly.
Can’t be helped.
「Guess I’ll forgive her if she becos my chair or sofa starting tomorrow.」
「Is that even a penalty?!」
Lolona’s voice echoes, but according to my standards, that is forgiving.
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