11-14 minutes
4-01The beginning of the level asurent
It is autumn. The first harvest festival since I ca to Dolknes territory is approaching.
It feels like Ive spent several years in this place, but it hasnt even been a year since I graduated from the academy. Maybe my sense of ti has been off since I prevented Duke Hillroses spectacular suicide, Yumiela #2, who is my parallel universe self, and many other things have happened.
Almost a month has passed since I defeated the evil god. After rewinding ti in the parallel universe, my exhausted body is in good shape. My body is in excellent condition, but my mind is still damaged. Holy Dolknes Empire.
Lets forget about how quickly #2-chan established a nation. Lets think about sothing fun.
Fun and interesting I saw my fiances face in the back of my mind. Right! Level asurent!
We have that crystal-shaped magical instrunt in our house that was used at the academys entrance ceremony. A level-asuring device, one for each family. The price was quite expensive, but there was no choice not to buy it. Every once in a while, I pulled out that device. Seeing the number 99, I cant help but grin.
The crystal can also asure Patricks level. He should be at level 99 by now.
We should celebrate it if it were true. Sohow, the congratulatory party I planned was replaced by the wedding plans, which will be a quiet one.
Besides, I also want to verify my level. Due to the shock caused by #2-chans fiasco, I had completely forgotten about it. But I had reached way past the level cap. Am I in a hundred, a thousand, or ten thousand range? There are many things I would like to know, such as whether a new limit has been set or the skys the limit.
The level will go up, everywhere~. In the sunken hearth and asymtry bamboo thicket diverge~.
While singing an original song about leveling up, I headed out to get the crystal ntioned.
In case the first half lyrics happened to be similar to an existing song, I took asures against copyright in the second half. I tried to write lyrics with a lot of originality to avoid being accused of plagiarism.
The lody has also been made eccentric to dispel suspicions that its a parody song. The music feels like a mixture of folk music and tal.
At last, the chorus. I sang it by blending enka-like and opera-like elents.
A vicious device teaches hunters about teorites~.
Please quit! Youre making very anxious!
In the mansions hallway. Eleanora stopped while I was singing in a good mood, looking pale. I have known her since our school days, as a forr Dukes daughter and now my housemate, it is rare to see her look so blatantly uncomfortable.
When I went to karaoke in my previous life, my friends gave a hard ti. I was even told I had weird radio waves. Maybe Im tone-deaf and dont know it.
Ah, Im sorry. My singing was terrible, wasnt it?
Its not that you were terrible but I feel like its way beyond that.
Expecting to be told that I wasnt that bad, but Eleanora poured salt on my wound. Im way beyond terrible could it be?
Does that an youre thinking that I was good?
No, it ans it is driving insane.
Eleanoras eyes are scary. The mood is half-serious and angry.
She is surprisingly knowledgeable about art-related matters. She probably could not stand my half-hearted song. The lyrics were fine, but the lody might have been too wacky.
Which parts of the song didnt work? Was it the way I sang? The lody?
The worst part is the lyrics! What is it with those anxiety-inducing words!
She even rejected the lyrics that I was confident in. You dont have to go that far. It hurts . Its even more painful because soone like Eleanora said it.
Most people would have given up singing in front of an audience, but Im not discouraged. I want to practice hard and improve enough to get her approval.
I understand. Next ti, Ill perform it again, so please listen to it.
Where were you going?
I was going to get the level asurent crystal and
Let tag along! I wanna see, too!
Huh? I didnt think Eleanora would bite so hard.
Before this, she didnt seem interested, but what caused her sudden behavior change? Has she been raising her level behind my back? No wonder she has this eagerness to check on her growth.
Shall we asure it together?
Okay! I love level asurent!
Ah, its fun to share my hobby with friends.
We are level asuring buddies. I wouldnt say I like singing that much, so I left it for later.
Ti to fetch the crystal. As I moved my halted foot, a voice whispered from behind .
Phew Im saved.
Eh? What did you say?
Lets asure our level now! Hurry!
With the level increase, my hearing has been enhanced. Yet, it is common for to miss what people are saying. When voices are low or quiet, it is as if the frequencies do not match, and my brain does not recognize them.
If I were to recognize all the sounds that enter my ears for twenty-four hours, my brain would combust.
For this reason, I didnt know what Eleanora was muttering. She was rushing along the hallway.
The crystal is used at the entrance ceremony. You had one at ho.
Yup, that crystal. Its nostalgic, isnt it? The reason why Im in the spotlight.
In the spotlight? I dont rember much about the entrance ceremony.
Rember how they make a big deal about my level? You saw it too, didnt you?
Im sorry. I didnt get to know you until after the entrance ceremony. But I knew you must be there.
While reminiscing about the old days, a shocking revelation was made. Eleanora didnt rember seeing soone with level 99.
I had thought the whole school had noticed . She was one of those influential people, and I had to take another look at her.
Feeling guilty for not recognizing , she forces herself to raise her tone and says.
Speaking of entrance ceremony! Wasnt this the fateful mont when Yumiela-san and Patrick t? Have you had any feelings since then?
Uh, I didnt recognize him at the entrance ceremony. I only rember that so of them were slightly higher level than others.
Does your heart beat faster the mont your eyes et
That didnt happen.
Eleanora was stunned by my answer, which had zero romantic elents. Thats just the way it is in reality. Not every day do you et soones eyes and fall in love.
While we were reminiscing, we arrived at our destination. It is located on the first floor, in a room turned into a storage room. The unused furniture and other items are stuffed in there.
Rita and others would not be happy to see go to the storage room, but I would feel worse if I went out of my way to call the servants to bring the crystal to .
I used it before. Where did I put it oh, there it is.
The crystal was placed on a shelf right at the entrance.
Holding it with both hands, I showed it to Eleanora.
Here, you can use it.
Okay?
Huh? Eleanoras reaction to the level asurent, which she was excited about earlier, was lackluster.
Since this is a special occasion, I want it to be fun. How can I make it a little more exciting?
Should I sing?
Aaaaah! The crystal! Right! Lets asure it quickly!
Eh, ah, okay.
Eleanoras excitent rose rapidly. I knew she wanted to check her level.
In that case, she can use it first.
And were doing it here. There is no need to take the crystal to my room because I eat the snacks I buy in front of the convenience store.
There was a small, tall desk within my reach. I placed the crystal on the small desk and urged Eleanora to put her hand on it.
Go ahead, put your hand on this.
Okay.
She shakes her head and holds out her right hand.
I had always assud that Eleanora was level 1. Not surprising is he had never defeated a monster. But judging from her interest in the crystal, she must have raised her level in hiding.
That was why she and Ryuu had been going out together so often. With the strongest dragon, her safety was assured.
What was her level
Oh, youre level 1.
Of course I am.
She was level 1. And she knew it. Why? Why did she decide to asure it?
My brain was filled with questions, so the weakest Ojousama retreated from the crystal.
Now is your turn, Yumiela.
Ill be last after Patrick.
Huh? Are you still not feeling well?
I have my reasons.
She suspected that I was feeling unwell just because I refrained from asuring my level. It cant be helped when I always feel like I must be the first to do sothing.
Of course, there is a reason why I have to be the last.
With the recent event, I surpassed the level limit. My level could be way higher than what I expected.
They are entirely out of the norm. This is why I have cheat-level strength. This is a situation where I could get a dumb title likeIm the only Level 999999999 in a world where Level 99 is the maximum.
Uh, sorry if the book really exists. I think there is sothing similar, if not an exact match. Forgive , I am in the mind-boggling situation where I have beco the level 99 villainess.
We are getting off-topic. A classic developnt in such stories is that the level-asuring crystal is broken. The magical instrunt cant withstand the power that exceeds its limits.
According to my estimation, there is about an 80% probability of the crystal breaking. Whether it cracks or explodes to pieces, it will break. The remaining 20% would be an error display due to unasurability or the level above 99.
I wont be disappointed when that happens. Errors are akin to breakage, its good to know the probability.
Long story short. This is why Ill use the crystal after Patrick.
After I explained, Eleanora looked convinced.
I see. Its because you keep breaking things, right?!
Keep breaking things?!
Huh am I?
I was gonna argue against it when many things Ive broken in the past ca to my mind. I have broken many things, from dangerous things to valuable stuff, havent I?
Not wanting to affirm her assumption, I choose to keep my silence.
Lets look for him. I had a feeling he would have shown up without us looking for him.
Patrick wouldnt show up that suddenly.
Despite her skepticism, the rate Patrick conveniently shows up is extraordinary. Will he co? Hell be here before I know it.
Saying hes convenient doesnt sit well with . He has good timing.
Uh I know! Hes always co when Im in a pinch! Yes, hes that kind of guy.
Help! Patrick!
Couldnt you put more emotion into it?
But he will co. If you kidnap a child, he will co faster.
Is that a thing?
Yup. He will co. He will surely co. Trust , he will co.
Five minutes later.
Hes not coming.
Yes, he will.
He didnt co. Reality is cruel. Happiness is not sothing waiting for you, but sothing you go looking for.
The blue bird of happiness ended up at Tyltyl and Mytyls house. But their journey and their process to find the blue bird were aningful.
You may find happiness close to ho. But the attitude required to look for happiness on your own is more precious than anything else! Oh, Im talking about the housemate not coming at the right ti.
Eleanora lifts the crystal abruptly as I ponder about happiness.
You are thinking strangely again. Ill go quickly.
Please dont drop it.
Watching Eleanora lift the crystal and walk away is dangerous.
Please dont drop it, okay? It is supposed to break because it cant withstand my level, so I cant allow it to fall on the floor and break.
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