It is cherry day!
I am so stupidly excited, I barely register the frustration of having to manually guide a small flurry of micromissiles to take out a macromissile thats trying to kill the spy satellite thats still following the station around.
That spy satellite is growing on . Its almost slapstick cody in how it tries - and really, really fails - to infiltrate the station with baffler code, or camouflage itself behind debris thats a completely different material makeup. And also Im using it as part of the expanding communications net that Ive been working on for the last century, so myeh. No one gets to shoot it down.
Whats not growing on is how many macromissiles Ive had to shoot down lately. This is the third one this week. I think sothing woke up a factory sowhere, and theyre just getting fired off on a tir now. Either that or a volley from an old war is finally looping back around on an off kilter orbit and crossing the plane of Earth and its debris swarm.
Whatever it is, I wish they werent so stupidly huge. They dont even have explosive payloads, except for the fuel cells. Just an engine and enough mass to demolish a fortified station on impact.
And now theres one less of them.
I run a check on ammo stockpiles. Which requires a weird trick.
This trick is one of those few things where it doesnt matter if I can talk or not, its just as dumb either way. See, the way the station shares information is erratic, and also unpredictable, and while it technically knows everything and knows Im allowed to know everything, it sotis requires weird hoops be jumped through to get specific answers.
In this case, the hoop is, I *suspect*, just a trick to get to do a small chore.
Any check on a weapons ammo stockpile returns the available number of projectiles for that weapon. Like, specifically the one that youre using, wired into, connected with, whatever.
Unless you properly retract, disarm, and stand down the weapon. Then it shows the total stock across the station.
I cant prove it, exactly, but I am *almost certain* this is sothing that only started happening in the last two hundred years or so, after the station got sick of letting bombardnt rails stay loosely deployed for months at a ti.
Were low on micromissiles.
Sotis, replenishing my stockpiles is very, very easy. A flick of the paw, and materials get transferred to the machines that turn them from raw resources into slightly less raw bullets. I understand the process involves a lot more lting, shaping, pressing, molding, and treating than I made it sound, but its all handled by equipnt thats basically impossible for to replicate on an individual level anyway, so while I *do* understand an alarming amount of it, Im not gonna go into the details of why I know individual tal galvanization temperatures.
Sotis, though, its not so easy. Not that I have to make stuff myself, oh, heck no. Really the only thing I ever have to assemble by paw is the chainbreaker node, and then the process of installing it in a custom missile also has to happen by hand. Ive got two of those in reserve, and I dont have the ntal focus to make more for at *least* a few more crises. But thats an exception. Theres a lot of stuff thats complex to *make the station produce*, I guess I should say.
Like micromissiles. Though the problem there is more administrative than anything else. Because theyre classified as anti-ground-personnel weaponry for so reason, I need to get specific authorization from an ethics committee to manufacture more. But since there isnt one of those, I just have to wait for the tir to run out, and the default judgent of go ahead to co back.
I dont use these a lot, because I always forget to queue up making more, and then they run out and I just look, Im bad at forming good habits, okay?
So I figure I can get it started, and go get lunch. Delicious lunch. I queue up several thousand, and get inford that there isnt enough uranium to make that many.
Ennos! I call in a familiar tone. Are you busy? I havent seen one of their drones around all day.
My AI friend replies after a short pause. I have found a nest of pseudo-organic code. They say quietly through the stations audio system around , as if afraid theyll spook sothing. I am not busy.
Werent you looking for coordinates or sothing? I ask, distracted.
I found those yesterday. They are pinned to your AR display so you cannot forget them.
Is *that* what that is. I had forgotten to ask. I decide not to tell Ennos that, and instead focus on my imdient problem.
Actually, no, hang on.
Pseudo-organic code? Sorry, did you say nest? I ask.
Ennos murmurs quietly. I will gradually increase the size of the AR window until you cannot help but notice it. They cruelly threaten . And yes. I do not know why they are here, but they appear to be rapidly growing to et the total processing capacity of the grid node they occupy. So I am observing.
What are they processing?
Unclear. Ennos tells . Though it seems they are reading teletry data, and producing files based off that. I do not know why. Was there sothing you needed?
Ah, the universal voice of soone whos busy. I know that sentence well.
Oh, just wondering where all the uranium went.
One month ago you ordered a radiation scrub of deck 26-II, due to unusual levels of contamination. The bots the station assigned to the task noted a source of radiation that was not properly logged as cargo and ejected it from the station.
My uranium!
Your uranium is currently in orbit over Cascadia, moving at twice our velocity. Ennos dryly informs . It is no longer your uranium.
But I need to make missiles. I cant even start the nonexistent ethics commission until I have the materials. But missiles I pitifully wl.
It sounds like you will need to find so uranium. Ennos says. Good luck. I have a nest to observe.
Ennos has *no* concern for the sudden drought of missiles around this station.
Okay, this is fine. Ill go to lunch, divert power to the long range high-sensitivity emissions scanner, and see if I can find any stockpiles still in orbit that I can send Jom to grab.
Have I ntioned that it is cherry day?
The anticipation has been burning away stress like scraps of cloth over the reactor core. Not that I ever actually did that, as far as anyone can prove.
The berries have just started to co in, small clusters of them growing on the thin vines of their flourishing host plants. The tiny, dark orange spheres are *very* sour before they ripen properly, which is a powerful experience all on its own. Im looking forward to seeing what the galley can do with the actual sweetened ripe produce.
Before anyone corrects , I *know* theyre not real cherries. My knowledge of the history of dendrology here has a few gaps filled in by my more practical paws-on experience digging through orbital corporate record storage. The short story is, trees are hard to grow, and cherry flavoring is surprisingly hard to synthesize. Genetic engineering takes the yolk, and before you know it, its been a millennium, and your artificial fruit has survived past the original template.
Ask , real quick, if I care that Im not getting a historically authentic cherry experience.
Ask. Go on.
You fool. You easily baited wriggling. You absolutely magnificent engineering risk. You *know* I do not care. Why did you ask?
Its hard to get angry or frustrated about a lot of things when Im looking forward to my first dessert in my life, is what Im saying. I even spent an hour in the vivification pod today, to make extra sure my taste buds are working as unintended.
Compared to whats waiting for upstairs, whether or not I can get a permit to make missiles seems kind of petty, if were being honest.
I kind of assu this is how everyone operates, really. Which also explains why all the more stable and pacifistic surface polities are the ones with good farms. Maybe I should save the extra seeds and start bombarding the planet with crops? Maybe that would help?
Okay, I thought that sarcastically, but maybe that actually would help.
Ive tried this before, with tools and archived knowledge, and it just caused problems. Or got shot down, like almost everything does. Maybe turning so places into green zones with food sources will be different. Assuming the seeds can survive those G-forces.
This is a lot more ntal work than I wanted to do before lunch.
I allow myself to put that on a future to-do list, and start crawling through air vents and maintenance shafts to drop the ten decks needed to get to my lunch faster.
Three minutes and one small mishap with an intake fan later, I slide myself across the deck plate in front of the small auxiliary cafeteria where Ive consud a dozen lifetis worth of ration paste. The dog is already here, wagging tail going a parsec a second as he excitedly growls and chomps at the cloud of cleaner nanos that surround like a halo after my aforentioned mishap.
Glitter is also here, in the form of a pair of cara drones that light up as I co near.
Lily! She sounds excited. Which she *should* be. It is, after all, cherry day. I am happy shes excited too, and beco more excited with her. I have good news. The satellite says.
Yes. I agree, ears standing straight up on my head. It is cherry day.
I what? Glitter pauses. No, Im sorry, Im sure this is important. I can interrupt you later.
Im mostly joking. I tell her as I enter the galley. Whats the news?
The news, as Glitter spells it out in a more long winded form, basically boils down to her getting bored and wanting to do more. And so, as everything on this station seems to go when any of us want to do anything, she exploited a small loophole.
The station wont let anyone who isnt properly assigned access the comms stations, for basically any reason. And AI dont count, because the station is racist, and I hate it.
But it turns out, most communications arent subspace links, and actually have to travel through space. And while the station alerts - loudly - to anything that it decides is an ergency, theres a *lot* of outside chatter that I just dont have ti to look at.
Glitter, though, isnt *on the station*. She can listen to whatever she wants. And, as she has decided to do, theres no rule stopping her from listening to everything she can, and sorting it out to report to .
Apparently, Glitter has decided I need a secretary.
Personally, I thought she was already busy enough what with the shared responsibility of lting hostile surface targets. But I guess Glitter doesnt need to worry about that awful feeling when one of her extended claws catches on the firing trigger and pulls out of her paw just a little too much and then it hurts all day. So maybe its easier for her. Its probably easier for her.
I sit upright in a chair that Ill never grow enough to fill out properly, waiting for my lunch dessert, while Glitter tells about her attempts to start cataloguing everyone out here with us in the space close around Earth.
Its a nice afternoon.
My dessert is too sweet, overwhelming my technologically enhanced sense of taste. The lack of other ingredients aside from berries and nutritionally balanced hydrocarbon ration make the small collection of fruit tarts the galley serves neither tart, nor particularly fruity either.
Its still sothing different. Four hundred years of this, and finally, I have food. Real food. All I needed was enough help from my friends to take the pressure off, start a garden, carefully cultivate a number of different crops, not let a corporate war mimic satellite vent them into space, and then harvest the fruits of my labor.
Easy. So easy.
I enjoy my tiny tarts. I share one with the dog, who doesnt seem to appreciate it the way I do, but still makes it vanish with a toothy chomp.
Our orbit takes us over an ocean. Due to current circumstances and so light maneuvering to avoid an active wrath field, well be over this ocean for about six hours, with nothing but water underneath .
Its a perfect ti for a nap.
Stomach full, problems solved, I settle into my dog shaped pillow. Reflected light from all three moons lines up through the windows of the exolab, this lower deck still undamaged after all Ive been through.
I close my eyes, and allow the feeling of a warm hand on my fur to lull to sleep.
The dog ruins the mont by trying to eat whatever is petting . Loudly, and vigorously.
Dont be rude. I mutter from the indentation in the couch where the hound has vacated the area to dash off down one of the hallways.
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