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I was furious. Kaburagi had called Bea-tan, the crystallisation of my efforts all these months, so guard dog of h.e.l.l.
The Cerberus!? Was he trying to imply that I was committing the deadly sin of gluttony or sothing!? Was Bea-tan guarding the third circle of h.e.l.l or sothing!? In the Divine Cody, Beatrice was Dantes love you know! How could you call her the Cerberus!? Apologise to Mr. Dante Uwaka! Pape Satn, Pape Satn aleppe! d.a.m.n you, Kaburagi! Go to h.e.l.l!
I picked up the bag as I cursed him internally and fled from the Salon. I needed sobody to vent to!
When I arrived at the Handicrafts Club, I began telling them all about my Bea-tan project, and the photos, and the three heads and everything. Whether or not it actually looked like Bea-tan, it was still so cute, so how dare he!
My club mbers gave vaguely worded sympathies.
Three might have been a bad number said one of them.
She might have been right, but look! Look at how cute! How could you call it the Cerberus just because it had the right number of heads!
There there, Reika-sama, my forr club president gently consoled , You should just make a doll adorable enough to surprise him. Ill help out too. You want the face to look like the dog in this picture, right?
That was it! This wasnt the ti to be feeling indignant about that athletics carnival-loving idiot. What I needed to be focusing on was getting this Bea-tan doll looking as close to the real thing as possible! First I needed to choose which of the three heads to use!
Reika-sama, it might be better if you dont pace around with animal heads in your hand
Huh? Oh.
I took the forr Club Presidents advice and instead started to fix up the heads.
By the way, Reika-sama, tomorrow the club presidents are all eting to discuss the School Festival.
Speaking of which, there was sothing like that going on, wasnt there. Was it so eting to decide what each club would be doing? Id never gone before so I wasnt sure.
Is there anything that I should know? I asked.
No, not particularly. The agenda is mostly which rooms well be using, but usually its the sa as the year before. The budget is already decided as well. I think you should be fine just going along with it.
I see.
So it was just a formality then. Still, you could say that this was my first battle as the President of the Handicrafts Club. I wouldnt be much of a club president if I didnt take this seriously. Everything was for the club!
I will apply everything I have in order to protect this club from harm.
I flashed her a cheerful smile.
After school the next day, the lot of us t up. Every club president was in attendance, and officiating the eting was the Student Council.
It was actually my first ti learning who the presidents were for a lot of the clubs, you know? I hadnt ever had that much interest in clubs. I had no idea that Cla.s.s Rep was the president for the Literature Club.
The presidents of the culture clubs were sitting quietly in their designated spots. On the other hand, a lot of the delegates from the sports clubs were being pretty noisy. It was rather irritating, but they were from famous clubs that did well in compet.i.tions, so I supposed it was to be expected.
The eting progressed as expected until it was ti to discuss the room allocations. The forr Club President was right; they were planning on handing out pretty much the sa rooms as last year. I humd to myself as I looked down at the handouts for the eting.
But suddenly, a number of the sports clubs a.s.signed areas outside began to complain.
Yanno, if were stuck outside were at the rcy of the weather. Dont you think its ti for us to get a room inside?
Yeah, what he said. Dont you have any free cla.s.srooms anywhere? A big one, obviously. I an, thats fair, right? Our club is doing well every year.
Our club has done quite a bit of the school, so I think we deserve a bit of flexibility.
Arent there a bunch of clubs that n.o.body visits anyway? Why dont we just put them all in the sa room so that other people have so s.p.a.ce too?
Oh, good idea! Theres Photography Club, the Literature Club Oh, and the Biology Club too.
Dont we have like Go and Shougi Clubs too? What do those guys even do for the School Festival?
Beats . Like an exhibit or sothing?
Each president went rigid as their club was nad. Fellow Stalking Horse tried to warn them with an Oi, but they were already too carried away and continued like nothing. Honestly
I opened my bag and began to unseal my weapon.
Hardly anybody visits them anyway, so you should just make them place their exhibits in the sa room. If we had those rooms, wouldnt our clubs more than make up for the popularity?
What other clubs were presenting exhibits. The Art Club, the Calligraphy Club
Yeah, and theres also the Handicrafts Club!
I used his words as the cue to stand up and audibly slap my fan onto my palm.
What was that about the Handicrafts Club?
Suddenly, the room froze over. There was no sign of the clamour about taking the rooms of the clubs with exhibits any more.
With a smile, I looked at the faces of the offending presidents, one by one.
Just a mont ago I had the strange feeling that sobody ntioned the Handicrafts Club. Did sobody need anything with it? Ah, my apologies. I forgot to ntion. I am the President of the Handicrafts Club. Pleased to be here.
Eh?
Apparently none of the noisy ones had been aware that I was the club president for the Handicrafts Club. They looked awfully startled behind those stiff expressions. I guess they let their guard down since Pivoine girls usually joined the Flower Arrangent or Tea Ceremony Clubs. I notice that they never saw fit to ntion the Flower Arrangent Club despite it doing an exhibit for the festival as well. The fools!
The main perpetrators were the presidents of the Soccer Club, Baseball Club, and Basketball Club. Every one of them was a prided club of the school that perford well in inter-school compet.i.tions. I wouldnt be surprised if that was the reason for their arrogance today.
But no matter how well their clubs were doing, none of that mattered at all. What did matter was that today they had made an enemy of my Handicrafts Club.
I leisurely made my way to them. The sound of each slap of the fan was clear in the silence of the room.
Slap. Slap. Slap.
I began by standing behind the president of the Soccer Club. He tried to turn around, but I restrained him by placing my fan on his right shoulder. He had no choice but to face forward as he sat there stock still, with my fan now tapping his shoulder.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
The Soccer Club is doing well, I hear.
Ye- Not really..
Now, now, no need to be humble. Even I have heard about your splendid results in the inter-school championships.
Im flattered
I wonder, though
I stopped tapping my fan and instead stopped it right on his carotid artery.
It is all well and good to reserve a shop for your celebration party, but as minors should you not be respecting the law? Say, Club President, how was it anyhow? Getting drunk on the taste of victory?
Eh
Next, I made my way over to the president of the Baseball Club and placed my fan on his shoulder.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
The training in the Baseball Club is incredibly tough, I hear. I wonder, though Could the rumours I hear about beating mbers for mistakes be true? Society does not look kindly on corporal punishnt these days, does it. So schools would even ban offenders from playing, you know? I said, tapping his carotid artery and holding the fan there in ti with the last line.
Last was the Basketball Club.
Oh my, no need to look so scared. I only have one line for you.
You laid your hands on your senpais girlfriend, did you not?
After verifying that the three statues were subdued, I leisurely made my way back to my seat. When I sat down, I smacked my closed fan onto the desk.
Now then, I said before giving the Presidents of the Soccer Club, Baseball Club, and then Basketball Club in turn, Going back to the previous conversation, I believe you were saying sothing about room allocations? You must forgive , I seem to have forgotten. Could you kindly say it once more for ?
The Soccer Club is fine with their booth being outside.
The Baseball Club too.
Sa for us
Not one of them looked in the eyes as they replied.
Truly? But I seem to have heard the nas of other clubs such as the Literature Club, though?
No! The Soccer Club is fine being outside!
Actually, the Baseball Club prefers being outside!
We want the outside even if it rains!
Goodness! What gentlen! What kindness and magnanimity to turn over the rooms to our pitiful culture clubs! Why, the gallantry that you have demonstrated has positively quaking in emotion.
I covered my mouth with my fan as I gave an Ohoho of victory.
Fellow Stalking Horse sighed, whilst Wakaba-chan watched blankly with her mouth hanging.
Ooohohoho!
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