While speaking, Mada White Bone took a step forward. Just then, she sensed danger ahead, looked down, and saw the circle drawn by Sun Wukong. She slightly frowned, glanced at the naive and not-so-smart bald man in front of her, and chuckled, "Elder, these jars and bottles are too heavy. Why don't you co over and pick sothing to eat?"
Tang Sanzang looked at them, shook his head, and said, "If there's no pork bun, I won't eat."
"I don't just have gluten and rice here; there are other things too. Co over and see if there's sothing to your liking." Mada White Bone was persistent.
Tang Sanzang continued to shake his head, "No, I just want those two pork buns you're hiding. Give them to and I'll co over; if not, forget it."
Mada White Bone, her forehead lined with taphorical black lines, was half-dead with rage inside, cursing the randy, bald thief, but outwardly she said, "You're quite impatient, aren't you? Well, it doesn't matter, you're mine sooner or later. Co over then..."
Upon finishing, Mada White Bone shyly lowered her head.
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang didn't react much, yet Zhu Ganglie's eyes turned red as he panted to Sha Wujing, "I swear, how does our Master with his iron skull manage to charm a girl?"
Sha Wujing huffed, "You know he can't charm. If he did, surely there's sothing fishy."
Zhu Ganglie frowned slightly and said, "You an, she is?"
Sha Wujing said, "Do you really think Master is foolish? Master's playing sly! This is about talking sweet, wiping oil, then practicing punches!"
Zhu Ganglie was dumbstruck, then suddenly realized sothing, feeling off—how did the usually silly Sha Wujing suddenly get smart? Then Zhu Ganglie realized sothing else: Sha Wujing could serve as the Personal Guard to the Great Emperor, his brain was definitely not bad. In fact, those who can sit in that position are definitely cunning! He was playing the fool all along!
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anwhile, Tang Sanzang, rubbing his hands together, walked towards Mada White Bone, saying as he walked, "This is quite embarrassing."
Mada White Bone, her eyes seductive, asked, "Which one would Elder like to eat?"
Tang Sanzang chuckled, "This... I always adhere to karmic beliefs, let feel them, and see which one has a better fate with , and then I'll eat that one!"
As they spoke, Tang Sanzang was about to step over that circle!
Fear flashed through Mada White Bone's eyes, and she stole a glance at Zhu Ganglie and Sha Wujing, seeing they were far away and not paying attention, she thought, "Luck is on my side, what a chance! I can grab Tang Sanzang and just walk away."
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Watching Tang Sanzang about to step out of the circle, Mada White Bone's heart thumped wildly.
Tang Sanzang was also rubbing his hands, looking as though rain had co after a long drought!
Just then, a loud shout ca, startling both of them.
Suddenly a monkey fell from the sky, waving a big iron rod, and smashed it down, "Monster, don't you hurt my Master!"
Bang!
Mada White Bone was smashed into a pile of mush by Sun Wukong's stick!
Then a soul darted into the ground and instantly fled.
Stopping his rod mid-air, Sun Wukong bellowed, "Master, you were fooled, this isn't so innocent girl, this is a monster!"
After speaking, Sun Wukong realized that the atmosphere around him was off, the temperature plumting!
Slowly turning around, Sun Wukong saw Tang Sanzang lowering his head with murderous look in his eyes, and through clenched teeth he said grimly, "Wukong, you think you're capable by hitting a monster? Are you the only one who knew she's a monster? I waited day and night finally for a monster to show up, and you just smash her into a pile of mush? I couldn't bring myself to hit her, yet you did it?"
As he spoke, Tang Sanzang grew more agitated and finally roared out loud.
Sun Wukong sobbed, "Master, I was thinking that such a weak demon doesn't require your intervention..."
"If you don't need my intervention, why don't you find a big demon? Look at you four, each one fatter than the last, scarier than actual demons! When you guys walk forward, which demon would dare to show its head? It's not easy to find a stupid one. Can't you let your master have so fun?! Damn it, it was even a female demon! A female demon, do you understand?!" Tang Sanzang roared at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong said, "How about you just toy with her a bit?"
"Scram! This pile of mush, do you want to roll it into a ball for fun?"
Though Tang Sanzang roared, he looked at the baffled monkey in front of him and felt a wave of weakness. "Forget it, with that monkey look, you also don't understand the good side of a woman!"
Sun Wukong smacked his lips, pitifully said, "Where is there a she-monkey better than..."
Bang!
Tang Sanzang turned and threw an Ascending Dragon Fist!
The next mont, Sun Wukong transford into a cot, rushing towards the sky, disappearing from sight...
Zhu Ganglie and Sha Wujing witnessed this and shivered, accidentally stepping on a small grass, making a slight sound.
Tang Sanzang with a dark look said, "What? Expressing your dissatisfaction by trashing things?"
"Master, you..." Zhu Ganglie and Sha Wujing quickly tried to express their loyalty.
Yet a fist ca flying at them...
Boom!
Both were smashed right into the mountainside...
After throwing that punch, Tang Sanzang regretfully closed his eyes, "Refreshing... sadly, they are my own disciples, can't be too harsh."
While sighing, Tang Sanzang yawned, "If you three aren't dead, hurry up and make so food, your teacher is hungry."
The next mont, the three guys instantly returned to Tang Sanzang's side. One was massaging his shoulders, another pressing his legs. Sun Wukong hurriedly prepared the prey he had caught, a deer demon, skinning and washing it, then handed it over to Sha Wujing.
Soon, smoke billowed, and the aroma of roasting at began to spread...
anwhile, Lady White Bone was sitting in White Bone Cave, muttering with a displeased face, "That damned monkey, spoiling my plans at the crucial mont! Just you wait, I will make you pay sooner or later!
And that bald monk, always insulting , I'll flay you, pull out your tendons, and brew your bones into soup when I catch you!"
As she said this, Lady White Bone turned to Skeleton Land and said, "Tell again about what just happened. I still can't rember where that monkey popped up from! It was so damn frightening..."
Skeleton Land replied miserably, "Lady, that monkey was too fierce. His hit just now scared into burrowing into the ground..."
At this remark, a cold glint flickered in Lady White Bone's eyes.
Skeleton Land quickly added, "Although I didn't see much, I did hear sothing that might be useful to you, my lady."
"Speak!"
Skeleton Land said, "I heard Tang Sanzang seed to be complaining about Sun Wukong's intervention. I didn't catch all of it, it was intermittent, but that was roughly the gist."
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