Then he asked Xiao Ling, "Where else is there money to withdraw?"
Xiao Ling was also stunned. Are robbers that aweso these days? Asking people where there is money... Doesn’t he do his howork beforehand?
At that mont, the manager realized that this robber didn’t seem very smart, and he didn’t appear to have brought any dangerous weapons, so he gave the security guard a look, and the two of them plucked up their courage to approach. Then they suddenly made their move, one grabbing the other’s neck while one hugged his waist, and they shouted in unison, "Soone co quick, catch the robber!"
Tang Sanzang listened and instantly saw black lines on his forehead, "A robber? How did he beco a robber?"
Looking at these weak ordinary people, Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, held back his anger, and patiently said, "Did you make a mistake? I’m here to withdraw money. That’s my card."
The lobby manager was startled, looked at Xiao Ling, and Xiao Ling picked up Tang Sanzang’s card and said, "It seems... it is a card."
The lobby manager was dumbfounded and thought, "Could we really have made a mistake?"
Just as he was about to release his grip, Xiao Ling suddenly cried out, "No, this isn’t his card! It’s a girl’s card, and the password is written on the back!"
Hearing this, everyone took another look at the man with the head covering, instantly filling their minds with all sorts of information!
Once again, the lobby manager tightened his grip on Tang Sanzang’s neck and said, "So you robbed soone first, then ca to withdraw the money! And you say you’re not a robber?"
Tang Sanzang said with a speechless expression, "This was given to , not taken by force."
The lobby manager chuckled and said, "I’ve seen shaless people, but never soone as shaless as you. Robbers usually say they’re just borrowing so money to spend, but you, you actually say it was given to you voluntarily. Why would anyone give it to you, because you have a big face?"
Tang Sanzang didn’t know how to explain.
At this mont, two more bank employees rushed over and grabbed Tang Sanzang’s arms from both sides, and for a mont, Tang Sanzang seed to be locked in place.
Just then...
Clang!
The door was kicked open, and a group of police officers rushed in, shouting, "Don’t move, police!"
Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded and looked at the policen with a tilted head, raising one hand and saying, "I told you, you’ve got it wrong!"
As he raised his hand, the young person holding his arm was lifted high...
The police officers got excited, their hand shook.
Bang!
A bullet struck Tang Sanzang’s forehead...
Clang!
Sparks flew, and the bullet ricocheted off.
For a mont, the room fell deadly silent.
Clang...
The bullet bounced off the floor.
Tang Sanzang looked at the bullet on the ground, his gaze gradually turning fierce, and he tilted his head, "You guys started this..."
...
Outside, Tang Caiyi and Zhu Ganglie were squatting on the curb waiting, having waited for a long ti without Tang Sanzang coming out, they exchanged glances.
Zhu Ganglie said, "Do you think master will be able to withdraw the money?"
Tang Caiyi said, "Judging by how confident he looked, he should be able to..."
The next mont!
Boom!
The bank’s floor-to-ceiling windows exploded, and more than a dozen SWAT officers were blown out, falling all over the place.
Then they saw Tang Sanzang running out from inside.
Tang Caiyi asked, "Dad, what happened?" Experience new tales on .Côm
Tang Sanzang beckoned, "It was asked, let’s run!"
Behind him, the police outside had also co to their senses and began shooting...
Alas, ordinary firearms couldn’t touch Tang Sanzang in the slightest. In the midst of gunfire, he suddenly leaped into the air, clutching a little girl and mounted a burly man’s neck.
The burly man started running wildly, his speed so fast that the police didn’t even feel like getting in their cars; they were left cursing under their breath.
…
Looking at his own wanted poster on the big screen, Tang Sanzang’s face was a picture of gloom.
Tang Caiyi said, "Dad, it was just a withdrawal. How did you end up being wanted for robbery and murder?"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, "You’re asking ? Who am I supposed to ask? But luckily, I was wearing a hood. With that kind of picture, nobody should recognize that it’s really ."
Zhu Ganglie and Tang Caiyi both glanced at Tang Sanzang’s monk robe. Tang Sanzang nonchalantly said, "What about the monk robe? Don’t tell there are no monks in this world. There are countless monks; why would they suspect it’s !"
Just then, the image on the big screen flickered, adding a line of text and an audio announcent: "Latest news, the Monk robber is believed to have killed the bank card owner Chen Wei. The relevant departnts, up until the news broadcast, still haven’t been able to contact Chen Wei herself…"
On hearing this, Tang Sanzang glared fiercely at Zhu Ganglie, "Stupid pig, if you had protected Chen Wei back then, would we have to be this passive now?"
Zhu Ganglie didn’t dare talk back, but still muttered in his heart, "As if she’d still be alive, you wouldn’t be accused of robbery..."
However, just as Tang Sanzang had said, since he hadn’t shown his face and just based on the clothes, no one was able to firmly pin the cri on him.
Most importantly, his monk robe, which had been riddled with holes from the wild shooting by the police, had now self-healed; the bullet holes were gone, making it even harder for others to recognize him.
But Tang Sanzang wasn’t happy because he was truly out of money now!
So, Tang Sanzang turned to look at Zhu Ganglie again.
Zhu Ganglie said with a wry smile, "Master, you don’t have a gong either."
Clang!
A piece of iron sheet fell beside them. Tang Sanzang picked it up, knocked on it, and found it still reverberated.
Zhu Ganglie’s face darkened…
The next mont, at an intersection in Jintai City!
"Dang dang dang!"
"Don’t miss out, folks passing by, the wild boar fresh from the mountains performing live. Stone breaking on the chest, spear thrust at the throat, sorsaulting on the spot!"
A monk was banging on an iron plate, hollering loudly.
People drawn by such calls started gathering around.
"Wow, street performance!"
"Damn, that’s aweso, performing right in the middle of an intersection, they’re not taking traffic cops seriously!"
"They’re not putting the urban managent in their eyes either."
"Provoking, huh?"
"Wild boar breaking stones? And sorsaulting? Bullshit, right?"
The gathered crowd chattered and made their way closer, only to see the bald man dramatically unveil a large cloth to reveal a three-ter-long wild boar standing beneath it!
The wild boar’s tusks were like curved spears, its eyes ferocious as if it didn’t take kindly to anyone it saw!
The spectators, who had only a mont ago been smiling and anticipating the show, suddenly heard soone scream, "The pig’s not tied up!"
The next mont, with a collective gasp, people scattered in all directions.
No joke, a three-ter-long wild boar with a ferocious deanor and nacing eyes—no one dared to get close to this kind of heat!
A mont ago, the crowd had just gathered, and a smile had just started to form on Tang Sanzang’s lips; the next mont, everyone had fled, and he looked unhappily at Zhu Ganglie.
Zhu Ganglie hastily said, "Master, you can’t bla for this…"
Tang Sanzang rubbed his temple, looking troubled, "You can’t earn money; you’re no good in a fight; and you eat more than anyone else..."
Zhu Ganglie felt utterly miserable. How was this his fault?
Having a master like him, who wouldn’t struggle in a fight?
Just then, soone cried out, "It’s them!"
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