Xu Fatty nodded and said, "That’s generally how it’s handled... the dead cannot be revived, so we can only make living conditions better for those who are alive. Besides, there are more legal requirents... I haven’t heard about pollution, forced demolitions, or anything like that involving the death penalty."
Tang Sanzang stroked his chin and looked at Xu Fatty with a strange expression, "You guys are worse than demons... such types like you, in my place, would have been chopped up as demons a long ti ago, and still, f**k, no death penalty, pah!"
A spit flew out and directly blasted a huge crater in the sandy ground, its force comparable to a rocket!
This scene made Xu Fatty and the muscular man shudder...
The muscular man, with a crying tone, said, "Honorable monk, to be honest, there were still more than thirty people in the factory you just destroyed. They are all dead; surely you can ease your anger now, right?"
Tang Sanzang gave them a dismissive look, "Have you ever heard about a demon king who erred and wasn’t slaughtered along with his entire mountain? Since they’re demons, why differentiate between big demons and small goblins? Of course you kill them all... cough, converted."
"Do you two now realize your mistakes?"
Both of them nodded vigorously, shouting like chickens pecking at grains, "We realize our mistakes, we realize our mistakes, thank you for your teachings, Honorable Monk!"
Tang Sanzang smiled in satisfaction, "I believe my words just now must have struck deep into their souls. They surely won’t commit evil again, right?"
The two nodded desperately.
Tang Sanzang said, "Then... get lost."
Both of them honestly pulled out their credit cards, wrote down the pin, then wrote a check and stuffed it into Tang Sanzang’s hand before turning around and rolling and crawling away...
Today, they were truly terrified.
Tang Caiyi said, "Dad, you just let them go? They will definitely call others to co back."
Tang Sanzang laughed and replied, "If they don’t co, should your father go out looking for them one by one? I still need to plant trees, I’m very busy!"
Proceeding, Tang Sanzang changed the topic, "Daughter, see, wasn’t I right? As long as we are sincere enough, we can reform them,"
Tang Caiyi responded, "Dad, that’s not reforming, it seems more like you want to cremate them... Who can endure that?"
Tang Sanzang dismissed it, "The ans are not important; the result is. Besides, this is conversion, my very own unique thod of conversion, with a 100% success rate. I’ve never failed!"
Tang Caiyi replied, "Dad, we still need to have so sha, right?"
Tang Sanzang was increasingly feeling that this girl of his was even more annoying than himself, clenched his fist in irritation, only to rember that he was still holding sothing. When he looked down, he saw everything had been crushed...
But Tang Sanzang was indifferent; the items were neither magical artifacts nor gold or silver, just a worthless broken card and paper.
Just then, Tang Caiyi curiously looked at Tang Sanzang and said, "Dad, although you are a bit shaless, you were really impressive just now. Are you Sun Wukong?"
"I am... I..." Tang Sanzang started to respond, then suddenly froze.
Sun Wukong...
Why did that na sound so familiar?
It appeared to be soone very important to him, yet he couldn’t rember who that person was.
Curious, Tang Sanzang asked, "Daughter, do you know Sun Wukong?"
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Tang Caiyi nodded, "Yes, and you were the one who told the story. Have you forgotten ’Journey to the West’?"
Tang Sanzang scratched his bald head and said, "Uh... I don’t rember. Can you tell it to ?"
"Alright, then I’ll tell you the story."
Tang Caiyi cleared her throat and then, holding Tang Sanzang’s big hand, the father and daughter headed toward the village.
"Sun Wukong was really impressive. He was a spiritual monkey born from the Five-Colored Stone on Mount Huaguo in Dongsheng Shenzhou. After making a big ruckus in the Heavenly Palace, he was pinned under the Five Fingers Mountain by Buddha... When Golden Cicada reincarnated as Tang Sanzang to journey to the West for the scriptures, he rescued him... At Gao Village, they took in Zhu Ganglie.
At the Flowing Sands River, they took in Sha Wujing.
At Eagle Sorrow Stream, they took White Dragon Horse as a mount.
Along their journey, they faced ninety-nine difficulties."
Tang Caiyi was still too young. She could not recount many of the stories perfectly and could only give a rough idea.
However, for Tang Sanzang, it was enough to be shocking!
Each familiar na and place, and even similar events, exploded in his mind like bombs, as if a layer of sealed mories had been blown open.
Tang Sanzang vaguely rembered sothing, but he wasn’t completely sure, so he asked Tang Caiyi, "Daughter, are these stories better told by others?"
After thinking for a while, Tang Caiyi shook her head and said, "I don’t know. But you told that these stories are written in books. Moreover, there are TV shows and movies to watch. However, we don’t have anything at ho now, so..."
"If I want to watch, what do I need?" Tang Sanzang asked.
Tang Caiyi replied, "You need money. With money, you can buy books to read, or buy a computer, television, and such to watch TV shows and movies."
"Do we have money?" Tang Sanzang asked.
Tang Caiyi shook her head…
Just then, Tang Caiyi suddenly thought of sothing and said, "What was that thing the fat man gave you?"
Tang Sanzang looked down and only then noticed that he had crushed the card and paper in his hand, and disdainfully said, "What good are a useless card and scrap paper?"
While talking, Tang Sanzang handed the crushed objects to Tang Caiyi for her to see.
After taking a look, Tang Caiyi, with tears streaming down her face, said to Tang Sanzang, "Dad…"
Tang Sanzang said, "What’s wrong, daughter? Why are you crying?"
Tang Caiyi said, "Dad, that person gave you a bank card. This thing is money, a lot of money!"
In that instant, Tang Sanzang was stunned. However, he was a worldly-wise bald man who took a deep breath and calmly said, "Daughter, stay calm, don’t get excited. It’s just money. What’s there to fuss about? Now, answer properly, is this card equivalent to money?"
Tang Caiyi patiently explained the function of a bank card.
Tang Sanzang imdiately understood, "So this thing is basically like a banknote, right?"
Tang Caiyi felt there was a difference but also saw the similarity, so she nodded hard and said, "Pretty much."
The next mont…
Tang Sanzang let out a wail to the sky, tears streaming down his face, "My money!"
The next mont, Tang Caiyi squatted in front of Tang Sanzang, looking at him crying and trying to piece together the shattered bank card and cheque, and sighed, "Dad, stay calm, don’t get excited. It’s just money. What’s the big deal…"
Tang Sanzang, hearing these words, wondered why they sounded so familiar? But it must be said, his mood did improve a bit.
However, after trying for a long ti, he still couldn’t piece them together, looked at the card in his hands then at the writing on the cheque, and sighed, "Well, it’s a good thing this worthless cheque isn’t useful."
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